http://www.limitedappeal.net/ en In case you were expecting something, this is what you get. http://www.limitedappeal.net/images/logo.jpg http://www.limitedappeal.net/ Limited Appeal 2006-2011 In case you were expecting something, this is what you get. Limited Appeal On a weeklish basis, four old university friends now scattered across the world meet for a Skypechat that is recorded for your detr. . . , er, benefit. Surprisingly, we actually edit out the more boring parts of the conversation, and try to leave you with a few pearls of wisdom that are gleaned from consistently ridiculous points of view on discussion topics ranging from the mundane to the absurd. If you occasionally enjoy some of our conversations, we are pleased. But be warned: our motto is, "In case you were expecting something, this is what you get." Intro music by Mugison used with permission. Thanks to Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal maskedman@limitedappeal.net yes limited,appeal,warren,john,luc,tbone,mask,man,sexy,voice,girl,patton,x-ecutioners,ipecac,dictionary,plus,ETWTF,foody,goody,inventions,shit,nature,walk,polish,bishop,pooh,corner,punch,mail,sack,sportage,superhero,phone,booth,tao,blah,urband,legend,your,body As you can see, we have moved to episode shapes instead of numbers, for obvious reasons. In this week's "Nature Walk", we discuss animal halitosis. Then we discuss which country has the best flag. In our inaugural "Foody Goody" segment, we promote the expansion of preservation methods. Is jerkifying a word? If it is, it probably doesn't mean what you think it does. Limited Appeal Pazam . . . poof! As you can see, we have moved to episode shapes instead of numbers, for obvious reasons. In this week's "Nature Walk", we discuss animal halitosis. Then we discuss which country has the best flag. In our inaugural "Foody Goody" segment, we promote the expansion of preservation methods. Is jerkifying a word? If it is, it probably doesn't mean what you think it does. Sun, 9 Apr 2006 19:00:00 GMT 12:31 yes limited,appeal,warren,john,luc,mask,man,nature,walk,raven,mouse,breath,flag,Richard Simmons,Elton John,foody,goody,pickling,beef jerky Still more foody for your goody. Which kind of animal trimmings are the best? We reveal the long-sought answer in this week's episode. In our first "Sportage" segment, we discuss how Memphis managed to upset Oral Roberts. A long, complicated, story... Limited Appeal If Elvis and Jesus have a Jello-wrestling match, who wins? Still more foody for your goody. Which kind of animal trimmings are the best? We reveal the long-sought answer in this week's episode. In our first "Sportage" segment, we discuss how Memphis managed to upset Oral Roberts. A long, complicated, story... Tue, 2 May 2006 19:00:00 GMT 11:40 yes limited,appeal,warren,john,luc,mask,man,foody,goody,Jello,hoof,sportage,march,madness,basketball,Oral,Roberts,Memphis,Jesus,Elvis This week we offer slightly more than usual. Our inaugural segment of Dictionary Plus deals with the phrase "needless to say". Perhaps we needn't have bothered to say anything about it, but we do aim for more than is needed: what is needed...plus. We also feature our first "Sportage" segment, in which we propose alternate uniforms (uniforms plus) for denoting specific members of sports teams. Finally, in our "Foody Goody" segment, we vacillate wildly on whether or not gum is food. If you think you know the answer, allow us to persuade you that there are at least two (two plus) equally ridiculous points of view, at least one of which (one plus) you might not have considered. Limited Appeal We specialize in minima with added value. It's Limited Appeal…plus. This week we offer slightly more than usual. Our inaugural segment of Dictionary Plus deals with the phrase "needless to say". Perhaps we needn't have bothered to say anything about it, but we do aim for more than is needed: what is needed...plus. We also feature our first "Sportage" segment, in which we propose alternate uniforms (uniforms plus) for denoting specific members of sports teams. Finally, in our "Foody Goody" segment, we vacillate wildly on whether or not gum is food. If you think you know the answer, allow us to persuade you that there are at least two (two plus) equally ridiculous points of view, at least one of which (one plus) you might not have considered. Wed, 24 May 2006 19:00:00 GMT 12:23 yes limited,appeal,warren,john,luc,mask,man,dictionary,plus,says,sportage,flames,foody,goody,gum,yeesh An extended episode this week, devoted to a special edition of Pooh Corner, in which we attempt to discover what evidence would prove or disprove the existence of god (or God). If you are expecting something sober and intelligent, you clearly haven't been paying attention to the rest of our podcasts. "Whoopie ti-yi-yo/ Oh happy Magellan/ Starting your journey/ With hardly a care…" Limited Appeal The biggest question of them all An extended episode this week, devoted to a special edition of Pooh Corner, in which we attempt to discover what evidence would prove or disprove the existence of god (or God). If you are expecting something sober and intelligent, you clearly haven't been paying attention to the rest of our podcasts. "Whoopie ti-yi-yo/ Oh happy Magellan/ Starting your journey/ With hardly a care…" Sat, 10 Jun 2006 19:00:00 GMT 15:57 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, mask, man, pooh, corner, proof, disproof, poof, existence, god, jesus, Magellan, popsicle, hallucinogen, fearful, moose, non-moose-like things, moose-shaped, wizard, oz Everything we talk about this week comes shooting out of someone's body. Isn't that a happy thought? In our increasingly popular "Urban Legend" segment, Warren explains how to properly prepare for peeing. His advice may sound far-fetched, but, well, it’s true. In "Foody Goody", we ponder why cows, sheep, and goats are the mammals of choice for the world's milk supply, to the apparent exclusion of all kinds of mammals (and fish). Which milk would be best for your breakfast cereal? Tell us via email: maskedman@limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Bodily emissions Everything we talk about this week comes shooting out of someone's body. Isn't that a happy thought? In our increasingly popular "Urban Legend" segment, Warren explains how to properly prepare for peeing. His advice may sound far-fetched, but, well, it’s true. In "Foody Goody", we ponder why cows, sheep, and goats are the mammals of choice for the world's milk supply, to the apparent exclusion of all kinds of mammals (and fish). Which milk would be best for your breakfast cereal? Tell us via email: maskedman@limitedappeal.net Sun, 25 Jun 2006 19:00:00 GMT 13:05 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, mask, man, bubble throat, urban, legend, peeing, shaking, milk, pig, whale, fish, llama, hot woman, hot man We introduce a sexy-voice girl this week, who will help introduce some of the segments. What do you think? Let us know via email: maskedman@limitedappeal.net. We start this week's show with a discussion of Chicken Boo. He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a chicken, boo! In Foody Goody, we debate the origin of cotton candy. Actually, we spend most of the time converting a cotton candy machine into an ass-cleaning implement. Limited Appeal There are worse things you could put in your ears We introduce a sexy-voice girl this week, who will help introduce some of the segments. What do you think? Let us know via email: maskedman@limitedappeal.net. We start this week's show with a discussion of Chicken Boo. He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a chicken, boo! In Foody Goody, we debate the origin of cotton candy. Actually, we spend most of the time converting a cotton candy machine into an ass-cleaning implement. Fri, 18 Aug 2006 19:00:00 GMT 11:57 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, somewhat, oiled, machine, nature, walk, animaniacs, chicken, boo, chicken-face, Pat, Morita, grasshopper, Clark, Kent, emus, foody, goody, foody, goody, cotton, candy, clean, ass, bidet This week Luc gets a bit irate, old-man style, about trendy new names for colours. Everyone else disagrees. In Inventions and Shit, we come up with a brilliant novelty item that is sure to generate millions. Ambitious inventors (or rock bands) should contact us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to obtain our logo for the corner of the toilet paper squares, and to offer us a cut of the profits. Also, please visit our myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/limitedappeal! Limited Appeal What colour is your toilet paper? This week Luc gets a bit irate, old-man style, about trendy new names for colours. Everyone else disagrees. In Inventions and Shit, we come up with a brilliant novelty item that is sure to generate millions. Ambitious inventors (or rock bands) should contact us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to obtain our logo for the corner of the toilet paper squares, and to offer us a cut of the profits. Also, please visit our myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/limitedappeal! Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:00:00 GMT 11:19 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, gunmetal, droppings, shit-brown, smoky chrome, marketing, silver gay guns, inventions, shit, toilet, paper, asshole, bleeding, novelty, item, wiping, worms, hot dog, INXS We start this week by contemplating the likely pets of each of the other hosts. If you have any suggestions of pets that would be well suited for one or more of us, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). In our "Nature Walk", John asks what the difference is between hair and fur. The answer may not be as straightforward as you think. What about sheep? What about teddy bears? Would YOU want a fur coat made of pubic fur? Limited Appeal The titular "pet" can be a noun, verb, conjunction, or aperitif We start this week by contemplating the likely pets of each of the other hosts. If you have any suggestions of pets that would be well suited for one or more of us, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). In our "Nature Walk", John asks what the difference is between hair and fur. The answer may not be as straightforward as you think. What about sheep? What about teddy bears? Would YOU want a fur coat made of pubic fur? Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:00:00 GMT 12:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, warren's, pet, otter, inflatable, sheep, receptacle, llama, wildebeest, mustard, ostrich, crickets, ferret, nature, walk, hair, fur, mohair, goat, teddy bear, wool, pubic fur We start by reaching deep into the mail sack. Actually, this is a response to a comment on our MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/limitedappeal) from our monotarded friend (no offence, Karm). If you want us to talk about your own question, but not necessarily answer it, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). In Dictionary Plus, we discuss Reuter's euphemistic phrase, "oedipal expletive". They're a bunch of smart mother-fuckers over at Reuter's, eh? One more thing: Warren and John are ridiculous nerds. If it's not already apparent, we provide the final proof. (Pazam!) Limited Appeal I think it's a little floppier than you like it We start by reaching deep into the mail sack. Actually, this is a response to a comment on our MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/limitedappeal) from our monotarded friend (no offence, Karm). If you want us to talk about your own question, but not necessarily answer it, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). In Dictionary Plus, we discuss Reuter's euphemistic phrase, "oedipal expletive". They're a bunch of smart mother-fuckers over at Reuter's, eh? One more thing: Warren and John are ridiculous nerds. If it's not already apparent, we provide the final proof. (Pazam!) Wed, 1 Nov 2006 19:00:00 GMT 12:16 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, punch, mail, sack, unitard, monotard, dump, wipe, ass-wiping monkey, kitten rim-job, dictionary, plus, reuters, oedipal, expletive, little-sheet spaghetti-hater, nerd In this week's ETWTF, we try (with very little success) to explain Marilyn Manson to aliens. If you are Marilyn Manson, and care to clear up the confusion about your ball-mask and tits, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then, in Inventions and Shit, Warren proposes developing a pissgauge. We never fully decide whether this is a good idea, but it leads to a lot of intriguing discussion on piss. Go figure! Finally, we consider the lengths to which some people will go to prepare for the inevitable clean-up following a masturbatory session. Limited Appeal Mannaries, your urethra and you In this week's ETWTF, we try (with very little success) to explain Marilyn Manson to aliens. If you are Marilyn Manson, and care to clear up the confusion about your ball-mask and tits, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then, in Inventions and Shit, Warren proposes developing a pissgauge. We never fully decide whether this is a good idea, but it leads to a lot of intriguing discussion on piss. Go figure! Finally, we consider the lengths to which some people will go to prepare for the inevitable clean-up following a masturbatory session. Wed, 8 Nov 2006 19:00:00 GMT 14:50 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, manboob, ETWTF, marilyn manson, tits, queen bee, crotch-draining facemask, inventions, shit, piss gauge, kidney stone, laser, masturbation, launch pad For all of you searching for enlightenment about Runescape or Pamela Anderson's dink, you've been had. Hey, if you're feeling bad about this, at least you're not CENSORED, wearing a CENSORED because you broke your CENSORED. If you don't understand our censorship, please refer to Episode Waxorama. We understand that inside jokes work poorly in a podcast, but we figure that our show is bad enough that it doesn't really matter. In "Inventions and Shit", John lists his three favourite inventions of all time. Strangely, the butt-cork wasn't on his list. Surprised? Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We leave you with some sage words: if you leave a little lube, it always comes back to you. One more thing: neopets. Limited Appeal Limited Appeal: always heading downhill from our current position For all of you searching for enlightenment about Runescape or Pamela Anderson's dink, you've been had. Hey, if you're feeling bad about this, at least you're not CENSORED, wearing a CENSORED because you broke your CENSORED. If you don't understand our censorship, please refer to Episode Waxorama. We understand that inside jokes work poorly in a podcast, but we figure that our show is bad enough that it doesn't really matter. In "Inventions and Shit", John lists his three favourite inventions of all time. Strangely, the butt-cork wasn't on his list. Surprised? Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We leave you with some sage words: if you leave a little lube, it always comes back to you. One more thing: neopets. Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:00:00 GMT 12:39 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela, Anderson, myspace, dink, poker, CENSORED, general, jackass, wheel, transistor, chocolate, milk, BC, comic, lubed, feet, reacharound, neopets We know Tedmas is over, but since Ted has had such a huge influence on our culture, we thought naming a second episode after him was OK. We start with an Urban Legend segment exploring the origin of shirt wearing among human men. Turns out a nipple-tweaking prank got way out of hand, and no one could get anything done. Pretty obvious in hindsight, eh? Then we take a Nature Walk and discuss the reintroduction of Bearded Vultures to the Alps. Just like John, they don’t eat meat but they sure like the bone. Somehow, our discussion leads us to strange foods, such as mouldy cheeses and berries. If you know of anything even weirder than bones that can be used as food, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Limited Appeal Just about the most retarded thing you've ever heard We know Tedmas is over, but since Ted has had such a huge influence on our culture, we thought naming a second episode after him was OK. We start with an Urban Legend segment exploring the origin of shirt wearing among human men. Turns out a nipple-tweaking prank got way out of hand, and no one could get anything done. Pretty obvious in hindsight, eh? Then we take a Nature Walk and discuss the reintroduction of Bearded Vultures to the Alps. Just like John, they don’t eat meat but they sure like the bone. Somehow, our discussion leads us to strange foods, such as mouldy cheeses and berries. If you know of anything even weirder than bones that can be used as food, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Mon, 1 Jan 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:59 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, nipple, tweaker, ted, CNN, urban, legend, topless, shirt, 1940, tweakfest, twisting, nuts, nature, walk, bearded, vulture, Gypaetus barbatus, cocks, bones, uncomfortable shit, hemorrhoids, Greenland, fermented seal birds, blue cheese We start by asking why there are no milkmen any more (especially in light of their reproductive success). That segment really sets the bar low for the rest of the episode. Next Warren tells a story about a waitress who used to be a phone sex operator, and often spoke of manmilk (do you get the theme yet?). If you have ever called a phone sex line and heard of manmilk, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, Luc asks where you would like to obtain samples if you studied semen: your supervisor, your brother, a homeless guy, or a needle right into the "testes satchel"? Limited Appeal None of us are offended . . . We start by asking why there are no milkmen any more (especially in light of their reproductive success). That segment really sets the bar low for the rest of the episode. Next Warren tells a story about a waitress who used to be a phone sex operator, and often spoke of manmilk (do you get the theme yet?). If you have ever called a phone sex line and heard of manmilk, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, Luc asks where you would like to obtain samples if you studied semen: your supervisor, your brother, a homeless guy, or a needle right into the "testes satchel"? Mon, 8 Jan 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:13 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, milkman, celery, extra-pair copulations, phone sex, operator, negative, woody, puke, tease, freeform, your, body, you, semen, sample, supervisor, homeless, breast milk, testes satchel In this special double-segment, we wrap up our infamous Who's That Bird segment and award our long-awaited reacharound. In a surprise twist, we decide that the loser must provide said reacharound. Nevertheless, John maintains his strategy of being a complete jackass. Will it pay off? Listen, and find out! Learn about the accordion-shaped white laughing bird, the weeping football cannibal bird, and the two-fisted marine fisher in round one! As if that's not enough, we still have time to discuss Rich Little, the Three Stooges, and Toucan Sam before announcing a winner. Email us at maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Limited Appeal The grand finale of our Who's That Bird Contest! Excitement abounds In this special double-segment, we wrap up our infamous Who's That Bird segment and award our long-awaited reacharound. In a surprise twist, we decide that the loser must provide said reacharound. Nevertheless, John maintains his strategy of being a complete jackass. Will it pay off? Listen, and find out! Learn about the accordion-shaped white laughing bird, the weeping football cannibal bird, and the two-fisted marine fisher in round one! As if that's not enough, we still have time to discuss Rich Little, the Three Stooges, and Toucan Sam before announcing a winner. Email us at maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:00:00 GMT 16:12 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, birdie, num nums, who's, that, bird, reacharound, New Zealand, accordion, football, Rich Little, Three Stooges, Toucan Sam, monkey, windscreens, jerkbird Welcome to Season 2! If you want to convey your surprise, congratulations, or disappointment that we're still producing this ridiculous podcast after more than a year, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). This week, after acknowledging General Patton vs. the X-ecutioners for our flashy new music, we move on to our first segment of the brand new season, Polish the Bishop, in which we attempt to decipher a cryptic euphemism. This leads to the quotable quip by T-Bone: "Why doesn't she just use a pair of socks?" In Urban Legend, Warren surprises us all by telling the truth for once, and it's at least as infuriating as when he's completely full of shit. Limited Appeal New season, new music, same old jackasses Welcome to Season 2! If you want to convey your surprise, congratulations, or disappointment that we're still producing this ridiculous podcast after more than a year, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). This week, after acknowledging General Patton vs. the X-ecutioners for our flashy new music, we move on to our first segment of the brand new season, Polish the Bishop, in which we attempt to decipher a cryptic euphemism. This leads to the quotable quip by T-Bone: "Why doesn't she just use a pair of socks?" In Urban Legend, Warren surprises us all by telling the truth for once, and it's at least as infuriating as when he's completely full of shit. Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:00 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, sock, tube, mike, patton, AWOL Block Party Brawl 0600 Hours, vagina, hamper, multiple cocks, shoehorn, peppermill, blindfold, urban, legend, plagiarism, Canada, loon We start with a new kind of (as-yet unnamed) segment, in which Warren asks us to name five translucent things. Pointless you say? Maybe. OK, definitely pointless. But it's no worse than most of our banter, right? Maybe? Well, to make up for it, Warren discusses how painful his wisdom tooth surgery was, even though he was given every anaesthetic known to man. Can you guess where they injected his drugs when they couldn't find a vein? Finally, we try to find an analogy for a painful medical condition: the three-day erection. How long did your most persistent erection last? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Limited Appeal A ten-minute long continuous turd, in aural form We start with a new kind of (as-yet unnamed) segment, in which Warren asks us to name five translucent things. Pointless you say? Maybe. OK, definitely pointless. But it's no worse than most of our banter, right? Maybe? Well, to make up for it, Warren discusses how painful his wisdom tooth surgery was, even though he was given every anaesthetic known to man. Can you guess where they injected his drugs when they couldn't find a vein? Finally, we try to find an analogy for a painful medical condition: the three-day erection. How long did your most persistent erection last? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:39 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, floppy, sock, 5 things, translucent, wisdom teeth, applesauce cocks, anesthetic, pants unbuttoned, Maxim, three-day erection, four-hour continuous turd, laxative We start off this week by discussing the censorship of naughty and/or offensive lyrics. If you're an impressionable youth who can be unduly influenced by suggestive language, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net), and we'll fill your brain with all kinds of great ideas. Later, we have a chat about Gonzo the Muppet's sexual obsession with chickens. What the hell is Gonzo, anyway? And what does he get out of catching cannonballs? The definitive (or, one might say, the conanical) answers to these and other questions are certainly not in this episode. But have a listen anyway, will you? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Oh man, I've got to find a toilet. I'm conin'! We start off this week by discussing the censorship of naughty and/or offensive lyrics. If you're an impressionable youth who can be unduly influenced by suggestive language, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net), and we'll fill your brain with all kinds of great ideas. Later, we have a chat about Gonzo the Muppet's sexual obsession with chickens. What the hell is Gonzo, anyway? And what does he get out of catching cannonballs? The definitive (or, one might say, the conanical) answers to these and other questions are certainly not in this episode. But have a listen anyway, will you? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 5 Feb 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:53 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, johnzo, cannonball, catcher, Mike Patton, Peeping Tom, mojo, music, video, censorship, offensive language, ultimatum, conan o'brien, muppet, gonzo, purple-monkey bird, phallic nose, acorn weevil We start this week with the first ever Urban Legend segment that is NOT introduced by Warren, about goats and coffee. This leads T-Bone to propose a new method for getting drugs into your system. We take no legal responsibility for anyone who wishes to attempt T-Bone's suicidal technique. In sportage, Warren plays 3 NHL goal horns and following musical and asks us to guess the city from which the montages originated. The winner gets, well, just guess. If you want to complain about the redundant use of Blur music in NHL arenas, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Limited Appeal What peculiar euphoria is gripping you right now? We start this week with the first ever Urban Legend segment that is NOT introduced by Warren, about goats and coffee. This leads T-Bone to propose a new method for getting drugs into your system. We take no legal responsibility for anyone who wishes to attempt T-Bone's suicidal technique. In sportage, Warren plays 3 NHL goal horns and following musical and asks us to guess the city from which the montages originated. The winner gets, well, just guess. If you want to complain about the redundant use of Blur music in NHL arenas, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:00:00 GMT 15:13 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, horny, goats, kaldi, coffee, cherries, monks, peculiar euphoria, intravenous drugs, goat pleasure, song 2, woohoo, bedrock, reacharound In this week's episode, we begin with Sportage, and develop several exciting alternative rule sets for curling. How could curling possibly get more exciting? Just listen and find out. (OK, here's a hint: our ideas include fighting, exploding rocks, and bags of pubic hair.) As if that's not exciting enough, at one point Johnzo admits he has never seen Lanny McDonald naked. Loser! In Dictionary Plus, Warren asks us to find the opposite of the phrase, "There ain't no telling, I reckon." This predictably leads to a high-minded discussion about fuckin' epistemology. If you think you know the age of the tree from Dead Man Walking, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Keanu Reeves in a kilt In this week's episode, we begin with Sportage, and develop several exciting alternative rule sets for curling. How could curling possibly get more exciting? Just listen and find out. (OK, here's a hint: our ideas include fighting, exploding rocks, and bags of pubic hair.) As if that's not exciting enough, at one point Johnzo admits he has never seen Lanny McDonald naked. Loser! In Dictionary Plus, Warren asks us to find the opposite of the phrase, "There ain't no telling, I reckon." This predictably leads to a high-minded discussion about fuckin' epistemology. If you think you know the age of the tree from Dead Man Walking, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 19 Feb 2007 19:00:00 GMT 14:03 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, what's, that, you're, curling, reckon, sportage, full-contact, explosive device, Speed 3, glowing rock, Lanny McDonald, pubic brooms, dictionary, plus, Dead Man Walking, telling, reckoning We begin this week with a brand new drinks-related segment, Alcoholics Says. It's meant to be the opposite of Alcoholics Anonymous. If you don't find that funny, see Episode Four Plus. If it's still not funny, well, fuck you. Our relatively innocuous conversation about drinks soon turns into a rather nasty discussion about all kinds of ass-related ailments. We even discover which children's toy is the perfect analogy for a certain rectal problem. If you have a sphincter story to tell, or want medical advice on how to get your prolapse under control, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Limited Appeal Fire up the Google and play along! We begin this week with a brand new drinks-related segment, Alcoholics Says. It's meant to be the opposite of Alcoholics Anonymous. If you don't find that funny, see Episode Four Plus. If it's still not funny, well, fuck you. Our relatively innocuous conversation about drinks soon turns into a rather nasty discussion about all kinds of ass-related ailments. We even discover which children's toy is the perfect analogy for a certain rectal problem. If you have a sphincter story to tell, or want medical advice on how to get your prolapse under control, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Mon, 26 Feb 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:48 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, Alcoholics Says, bloody hemorrhoid, spumanti, prolapsed rectum, fistula, Play-Doh crank, pasta machine, sleeving, jackass number 2, plunger, hamster All this talk of climate change has Warren worrying about obesity in squirrels. What happens if there's no winter to stop them from overindulging in nuts? This conversation segues seamlessly and predictably into talk about monkey masturbation. Warren's hypothesis is that if a monkey is awake, it is probably masturbating. T-Bone suggests that, contrary to popular opinion, excessive masturbation leads to hair loss on certain parts of the monkey anatomy. In another amazing transition, our conversation steers towards exercise programs for fat monkeys and adolescents that involve masturbation and/or video games. If you are a monkey or an adolescent, or know the aerobic value of their masturbatory habits, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Richard Simmons for rodents All this talk of climate change has Warren worrying about obesity in squirrels. What happens if there's no winter to stop them from overindulging in nuts? This conversation segues seamlessly and predictably into talk about monkey masturbation. Warren's hypothesis is that if a monkey is awake, it is probably masturbating. T-Bone suggests that, contrary to popular opinion, excessive masturbation leads to hair loss on certain parts of the monkey anatomy. In another amazing transition, our conversation steers towards exercise programs for fat monkeys and adolescents that involve masturbation and/or video games. If you are a monkey or an adolescent, or know the aerobic value of their masturbatory habits, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 5 Mar 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:51 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, fat, fucking, squirrels, obesity, epidemic, hibernation, monkey, masturbation, hair-removal, Nintendo, Wii, exercise program, artificial horse vagina, electric chair, Addams Family We start with "What Would It Take" corner, and Warren asks what it would take for each of us to agree to sell his soul. Luc undersells everyone (perhaps a bit impulsively) before he realizes he has relinquished both his thermostat and his TUMS. A foolish man and his digestive aids are soon parted. As our resident philosopher, Johnzo finally comes to the rescue and explains exactly what to expect when we die: either nothing happens, or something happens. Profound shit, enh? We wrap up the episode with a considerably less-controversial subject: Hitler's mustache and his charisma. Were they related? Email us with your opinion (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings Limited Appeal It's almost like I have 6 fingers! We start with "What Would It Take" corner, and Warren asks what it would take for each of us to agree to sell his soul. Luc undersells everyone (perhaps a bit impulsively) before he realizes he has relinquished both his thermostat and his TUMS. A foolish man and his digestive aids are soon parted. As our resident philosopher, Johnzo finally comes to the rescue and explains exactly what to expect when we die: either nothing happens, or something happens. Profound shit, enh? We wrap up the episode with a considerably less-controversial subject: Hitler's mustache and his charisma. Were they related? Email us with your opinion (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:05 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, cockfingers, what, would, it, take, sell, soul, nickel, thermostat, TUMS, Charlie, Daniels, dignity, self-respect, consciousness, soupe-du-jour, Hitler, mustache, swastika, Jainism, charisma Johnzo proposes a new insult invoking Braille and gooseflesh. In Pooh Corner, Warren asks why skill-testing questions are required for contest-winners. Answer: we don't know. Now skip ahead to 5:20. Warren asks what would happen if everyone, all at once, mosh-pitted, and this naturally leads us to naked slides and John Tesh. Admit it, you're curious. Finally, Luc corrects T-Bone about whether snails have asses. What they do with that arrangement is their own business. If you have any snail-porn, send it to us: maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Why snails don't need the internet Johnzo proposes a new insult invoking Braille and gooseflesh. In Pooh Corner, Warren asks why skill-testing questions are required for contest-winners. Answer: we don't know. Now skip ahead to 5:20. Warren asks what would happen if everyone, all at once, mosh-pitted, and this naturally leads us to naked slides and John Tesh. Admit it, you're curious. Finally, Luc corrects T-Bone about whether snails have asses. What they do with that arrangement is their own business. If you have any snail-porn, send it to us: maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 19 Mar 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:14 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, riddle, me, anus, pooh, corner, Braille, skill-testing question, contest, gambling, what if everyone, mosh pit, John Tesh, Yo-Yo Ma, ass-pec, snail, internet This week we return to Foody Goody after a long lapse to briefly discuss Warren's Chinese Wedding experience, complete with bloody shark-fin soup. Then, in Pooh Corner, we ask how arms manufacturers sleep at night. Turns out you don't become the CEO of an Arms Manufacturing company by accident. Who knew? In the course of the conversation, we end up promoting two movies and one book, and Warren even suggests an improvement for the book title. We'll be expecting a cut from the producers and publisher shortly. To arrange the payment, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Gary, hit the fuckin' music already! This week we return to Foody Goody after a long lapse to briefly discuss Warren's Chinese Wedding experience, complete with bloody shark-fin soup. Then, in Pooh Corner, we ask how arms manufacturers sleep at night. Turns out you don't become the CEO of an Arms Manufacturing company by accident. Who knew? In the course of the conversation, we end up promoting two movies and one book, and Warren even suggests an improvement for the book title. We'll be expecting a cut from the producers and publisher shortly. To arrange the payment, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 26 Mar 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:28 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, uncle, Margery, well-armed, fins, finns, shark-fin, blood, Warfarin, pooh, corner, arms, manufacture, Lord of War, Thank You for Smoking, Aaron Eckhart, prostitute, hamper, Snakes in Suits, Dick Cheney, your beard is troubling We start with another Urban Legend in which Warren proposes that ingesting very small amounts of a substance produces the opposite of its effect in large doses. So for example, a small amount of caffeine might put you to sleep. Confused? It's kinda like, um, magnets. One end of the magnet is like a small amount of coffee, and the other end . . . ah fuck it. It's total bullshit. In Dictionary Plus, Warren proposes the elimination of two words from the English language. Then we remark on the imprecision entailed in the "half-mile club". Our new recommendations help distinguish all kinds of sexual groupings in planes. If you have any further suggestions, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Shit can fuck with you, so be careful from now on We start with another Urban Legend in which Warren proposes that ingesting very small amounts of a substance produces the opposite of its effect in large doses. So for example, a small amount of caffeine might put you to sleep. Confused? It's kinda like, um, magnets. One end of the magnet is like a small amount of coffee, and the other end . . . ah fuck it. It's total bullshit. In Dictionary Plus, Warren proposes the elimination of two words from the English language. Then we remark on the imprecision entailed in the "half-mile club". Our new recommendations help distinguish all kinds of sexual groupings in planes. If you have any further suggestions, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 2 Apr 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:59 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, fucking, fantasy, island, tattoo, caffeine, homeopathy, bullshit, magnet, porn, Evian, dictionary, plus, deplane, detrain, half-mile club Our website tracker tells us what search terms lead visitors to the website, and we noticed recently that one inquisitive surfer stumbled onto our site after asking Google, "How do you know if your ballsack is shrinking". Recognizing that said web surfer must have been disappointed in our lack of shrinking ballsack-related web content, we decided to correct the situation. Do you have a question for our sexual health panel? Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, what would it take for you to agree to attend a $700 per plate event at which The Beach Boys play? If you are a fan of either The Beach Boy or the beach guyz, you probably won't appreciate our answers. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal How do you know if your ballsack is shrinking? Our website tracker tells us what search terms lead visitors to the website, and we noticed recently that one inquisitive surfer stumbled onto our site after asking Google, "How do you know if your ballsack is shrinking". Recognizing that said web surfer must have been disappointed in our lack of shrinking ballsack-related web content, we decided to correct the situation. Do you have a question for our sexual health panel? Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, what would it take for you to agree to attend a $700 per plate event at which The Beach Boys play? If you are a fan of either The Beach Boy or the beach guyz, you probably won't appreciate our answers. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 9 Apr 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:27 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pubic, service, punch, mail, sack, shrinking, ballsack, nut cancer, hamper, Richard Simmons, aerobics, shave your balls, curling, ballsack Braille, The Beach Boys, Grey Cup What does it take to have the rights to play "What Does It Take" by Honeymoon Suite? We don't know. But Johnzo isn't offering much. In Dictionary Plus, we try to determine how to revoke a "please". Hey, we're always trying to help. If you work for the Oxford English Dictionary, contact us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, Warren issues an ultimatum to Ricky Gervais for stealing our format and making it funny. A reminder for anyone who is expecting us to be as funny as Ricky Gervais: this is what you get. Finally, we suggest a euphemism for smelly feet. Try it out when the guy next to you on the plane takes his shoes off. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal It's kinda like telling a girl she has a stinky pussy What does it take to have the rights to play "What Does It Take" by Honeymoon Suite? We don't know. But Johnzo isn't offering much. In Dictionary Plus, we try to determine how to revoke a "please". Hey, we're always trying to help. If you work for the Oxford English Dictionary, contact us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, Warren issues an ultimatum to Ricky Gervais for stealing our format and making it funny. A reminder for anyone who is expecting us to be as funny as Ricky Gervais: this is what you get. Finally, we suggest a euphemism for smelly feet. Try it out when the guy next to you on the plane takes his shoes off. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 17 Apr 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:27 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, tattoo, mask, man, what would it take, honeymoon suite, ultimatum, smelly, pussy, iTunes, dictionary, plus, please, fuck, whether you fuckin' like it or not, no please, Ricky Gervais Once Johnzo stops picking at it, we realize someone has punched us in the mail sack. Apparently some guy or girl left a comment on our myspace page complaining about belching in a recent episode. Curiously, she didn't complain about the rectal prolapse segment. Different folks, we guess. T-bone conditionally addresses her complaint, subject to the cooperation of Coca-cola and its corporate cronies. In the Urban Legend, Warren explains the origin of the phrase "riding shotgun". If you operate a bakery near Naples, you might consider erecting some protective barriers out front. If you know what riding shotgun is called when a woman is driving, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal We're spending a lot of time "catering ourselves" lately... Once Johnzo stops picking at it, we realize someone has punched us in the mail sack. Apparently some guy or girl left a comment on our myspace page complaining about belching in a recent episode. Curiously, she didn't complain about the rectal prolapse segment. Different folks, we guess. T-bone conditionally addresses her complaint, subject to the cooperation of Coca-cola and its corporate cronies. In the Urban Legend, Warren explains the origin of the phrase "riding shotgun". If you operate a bakery near Naples, you might consider erecting some protective barriers out front. If you know what riding shotgun is called when a woman is driving, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:34 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, tattoo, mask, man, pick, super, lame, punch, mail, sack, belching, puking, rectal prolapse, deinvent, urban, legend, riding, shotgun, chariot, fellatio, oral sex, ancient roman slang for cock, man-slave, bakeries, Pompeii, landmine This week we feature a prolonged Nature Walk, in which Warren asks why some people refuse to eat cute animals. Would you eat tuna if it were accidentally caught in a dolphin net? Naturally this topic leads to questions about prohibitions against sex with animals, especially rabbits. (What did you expect?) Luc questions why the Bible recommends the execution of animal victims of rape. Warren then asks us whether we would consent to our pet having a sexual relationship with a person. This of course leads us to wonder how to determine whether a pet is consensual. If you know the answer, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Is your dog coming on to me? This week we feature a prolonged Nature Walk, in which Warren asks why some people refuse to eat cute animals. Would you eat tuna if it were accidentally caught in a dolphin net? Naturally this topic leads to questions about prohibitions against sex with animals, especially rabbits. (What did you expect?) Luc questions why the Bible recommends the execution of animal victims of rape. Warren then asks us whether we would consent to our pet having a sexual relationship with a person. This of course leads us to wonder how to determine whether a pet is consensual. If you know the answer, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 1 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:08 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, tattoo, mask, man, consensual, peanut butter, nature, walk, cute, animals, bunny, horse, dolphins, tuna, seal clubbing, animal rape, wagging, dog prostitute, transsexual, leash, bestiality We start this week's episode with a Nature Walk, in which Warren asks what animal we would most like to speak English. None of the answers make any sense, but I suppose that's not very surprising. Nor is John's affection for wildebeests. In Dictionary Plus, Warren asks for a non-offensive word for blitzkrieg, just in case you need to use it at church. Those ushers, they get out of control sometimes. If you know a bad Craig, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A two-front Eucharist We start this week's episode with a Nature Walk, in which Warren asks what animal we would most like to speak English. None of the answers make any sense, but I suppose that's not very surprising. Nor is John's affection for wildebeests. In Dictionary Plus, Warren asks for a non-offensive word for blitzkrieg, just in case you need to use it at church. Those ushers, they get out of control sometimes. If you know a bad Craig, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 8 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:13 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, tattoo, mask, man, talk to me spermy, little person, nature, walk, animal, English, wildebeest, donkey, stubborn, lazy, exploiting, camel, hyena, sperm whale, giant squid, moby dick, blitzkrieg, church, communion, usher, fitzcraig We begin with Warren attempting to impress us with his extensive knowledge of cricket, but we think he's full of shit. However, if your name is Tarnqvist and you know what silly-mid-off means, let us know (email maskedman@limitedappeal.net) so Warren can gloat. Then in Dictionary Plus, Warren asks why felching is so popular it's been dignified with a name. If you don't know what felching is, we can't help you. Try our old friend Google Images! Finally, in this week's Nature Walk, Luc describes a calf with an unusual eating habit. Moral of the story: never question a sacred cow, because he probably just cut himself shaving. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Who's back where doing what?!? We begin with Warren attempting to impress us with his extensive knowledge of cricket, but we think he's full of shit. However, if your name is Tarnqvist and you know what silly-mid-off means, let us know (email maskedman@limitedappeal.net) so Warren can gloat. Then in Dictionary Plus, Warren asks why felching is so popular it's been dignified with a name. If you don't know what felching is, we can't help you. Try our old friend Google Images! Finally, in this week's Nature Walk, Luc describes a calf with an unusual eating habit. Moral of the story: never question a sacred cow, because he probably just cut himself shaving. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 14 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:57 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, better than iqbal, cricket, Scotland, Tarnqvist, oppression, dictionary, plus, felch, elaborate, procedure, gerbil, felching, accident, nature walk, carnivorous cow, chicken, nasty cud, cow pies, tiger, sacred pet, hindu We begin by explaining headcheese to John in our latest Foody Goody segment. This leads to a discussion of why such a comestible can be called cheese, and we conclude that a food can be called anything as long as one of the words in its name is true. T-bone¹s anxiety about eating pig's feet is deepened when Luc describes how mushrooms are grown. Warren then asks when LOL is no longer sufficient to placate an offended text message recipient. Surprisingly, this leads to a whole lot of offensive conversation. We hope you're not offended (DNOEI!!!), but if you are, let us know in a cryptic acronym-ridden email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal We're like the Labatt's Blue of podcasts We begin by explaining headcheese to John in our latest Foody Goody segment. This leads to a discussion of why such a comestible can be called cheese, and we conclude that a food can be called anything as long as one of the words in its name is true. T-bone¹s anxiety about eating pig's feet is deepened when Luc describes how mushrooms are grown. Warren then asks when LOL is no longer sufficient to placate an offended text message recipient. Surprisingly, this leads to a whole lot of offensive conversation. We hope you're not offended (DNOEI!!!), but if you are, let us know in a cryptic acronym-ridden email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 22 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:43 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, moose knuckle, headcheese, Labatt Blue, foody, goody, vinegar, cottage cheese, foot cheese, shrimp, vein of poop, horseshit, text-message, LOL, sister, LMAO, DNOEI, small dink, iceman, typo, fucktooth, lugnut, package donkey We start with another segment of Alcoholics Says. Warren introduces a new drink, which we attempt to find a catchy name for. This is kind of a pointless exercise, because Warren's own impression is that the drink is terrible. We do however stumble on Buckley's secret recipe! (Please do not sue us Mr. Buckley.) In a new low, Warren asks what it would take for each of us to eat our own poo. Sorry. I strongly recommend you don't listen to this segment. Seriously. If you insist, feel free to email us your complaints (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Like having a bowling pin at each end We start with another segment of Alcoholics Says. Warren introduces a new drink, which we attempt to find a catchy name for. This is kind of a pointless exercise, because Warren's own impression is that the drink is terrible. We do however stumble on Buckley's secret recipe! (Please do not sue us Mr. Buckley.) In a new low, Warren asks what it would take for each of us to eat our own poo. Sorry. I strongly recommend you don't listen to this segment. Seriously. If you insist, feel free to email us your complaints (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 29 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT 14:31 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, what does your turtle taste like, fright, alcoholics, says, bowling pins, vodka, peppermint schnapps, club soda, cinnamon hearts, autoerotic valentine, Buckley's mixture, Turtles, feces, giant poo meatball, mouthful of shit, yellow snow cone, celery, corn, laxative, enema, quorn, Carol Channing We start out this week by trying to name 5 things that are not translucent. You'll have to listen to see if we could do it! Refer to episode Floppy Sock to hear us successfully name 5 things that are translucent. If you have an idea for us to name 5 things, send us an email at maskedman@limitedappeal.net. And don't worry - it doesn't have to be a good idea. Then we discuss why tall buildings don't have a thirteenth floor. Or why we should have to pay for a ferry boat with giraffes instead of cash. Damn that Hammurabi! Limited Appeal We kinda backdoored that last one We start out this week by trying to name 5 things that are not translucent. You'll have to listen to see if we could do it! Refer to episode Floppy Sock to hear us successfully name 5 things that are translucent. If you have an idea for us to name 5 things, send us an email at maskedman@limitedappeal.net. And don't worry - it doesn't have to be a good idea. Then we discuss why tall buildings don't have a thirteenth floor. Or why we should have to pay for a ferry boat with giraffes instead of cash. Damn that Hammurabi! Wed, 6 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:52 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, opaque, christ, jesus, unicorn, feathers, brick, translucent, thirteen, floor, shit away, day long trek, wikipedia, one more than twelve, evil baker's dozen, hammurabi, miner's son, ferry boat, giraffes, fairies This is a vegetarian episode, as sadly there is no T-bone in this one. To begin this week, you guessed it, we discuss the word "cocksure". We get a bit distracted during the discussion: we consider the "universal opposite", and discuss why gruntled, flammable, and famous can't be made into antonyms with the usual prefixes. When we try to get back on topic, we end up chatting about "Happy Days". Then we discover the imitative origin of the words "cock" and "Warren". This reminds Warren of one of his co-workers who schedules "evening" meetings at 2 pm. We've censored random words in this discussion for no good reason at all. Our assumption is that your imagination is much funnier than our actual conversation. If you're feeling shitsure and think you know what the opposite of "says" is, email us with your suggestion (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal The Steve Yzerman of Not Doing Anything To begin this week, you guessed it, we discuss the word "cocksure". We get a bit distracted during the discussion: we consider the "universal opposite", and discuss why gruntled, flammable, and famous can't be made into antonyms with the usual prefixes. When we try to get back on topic, we end up chatting about "Happy Days". Then we discover the imitative origin of the words "cock" and "Warren". This reminds Warren of one of his co-workers who schedules "evening" meetings at 2 pm. We've censored random words in this discussion for no good reason at all. Our assumption is that your imagination is much funnier than our actual conversation. If you're feeling shitsure and think you know what the opposite of "says" is, email us with your suggestion (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:6 yes limited, appeal, warren, johnzo, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, cocksure, dictionary plus, cocky, arrogant, shitsure, cockdoubt, vaginasure, says, universal opposite, gruntled, flammable, infamous, Happy Days, Chachi, Joanie Loves Cocky, rooster, stopcock, Steve Yzerman, juice, toilets This week we begin with another segment of "Urban Legend", in which Warren guarantees you cancer if you eat 30 mushrooms or 15 000 pounds of bacon every day. T-bone volunteers to test this guarantee in order to trash his vagina. Nope, it doesn't make any more sense when you listen to the full segment either. Then, in the "Nature Walk", Warren describes exhibitionist mammals at a Home Show, and this leads to much discussion about the solo sex lives of non-human animals. Finally, Luc asks what is wrong with masturbating in public. If you think you know, tell us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal The masturbating beaver This week we begin with another segment of "Urban Legend", in which Warren guarantees you cancer if you eat 30 mushrooms or 15 000 pounds of bacon every day. T-bone volunteers to test this guarantee in order to trash his vagina. Nope, it doesn't make any more sense when you listen to the full segment either. Then, in the "Nature Walk", Warren describes exhibitionist mammals at a Home Show, and this leads to much discussion about the solo sex lives of non-human animals. Finally, Luc asks what is wrong with masturbating in public. If you think you know, tell us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:44 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ballsack, urban legend, mushrooms, bacon, cancer, ruptured everything, shiitake, owl cancer, cancer of the vagina, high-five, reacharound, magnets, nature, walk, home show, beaver, skunk, thumbless masturbating, snake, hemipenes, iguana erection, blue balls John starts us off this week with an epileptic introduction. Then Warren revives a segment we haven't had in a long time by introducing a new, darker superhero. This guy turns 8-track tapes into weaponized bibles. Yeah. You read that correctly. Actually, they're just fucking bibles, but Warren likes to call them "weaponized" because he's a dick. If you think the whole setup is terrible, wait till you hear his name. I want to punch Warren in the neck right now, just thinking about it. If you feel the same way, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Note: We're taking a week off, so listen to this one twice. Limited Appeal Electrocuting Phillipians John starts us off this week with an epileptic introduction. Then Warren revives a segment we haven't had in a long time by introducing a new, darker superhero. This guy turns 8-track tapes into weaponized bibles. Yeah. You read that correctly. Actually, they're just fucking bibles, but Warren likes to call them "weaponized" because he's a dick. If you think the whole setup is terrible, wait till you hear his name. I want to punch Warren in the neck right now, just thinking about it. If you feel the same way, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Note: We're taking a week off, so listen to this one twice. Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:48 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, hello hello, superhero's phone booth, 8-track tapes, weaponized bibles, Toronto phone book, shit throwing gorilla, dormant gorilla that throws things, regular gorilla powers, 8-track tongs, arch-enemies, nemesises, nemeses but still friends, punch Warren through internet Today's episode features the first instalment of our new contest: What am I eating? This contest will stretch over several weeks or months, and each of us will take a turn at stumping the others with clues in the form of audible mastication (I said mastication, you pervert). The winner will receive an as-yet unspecified prize. Feel free to play along, but keep in mind that our audio isn't very good, and you won't win a prize even if you're much better at guessing than we are. Submit your entries via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). After we finish dining, we move on to discuss asymmetry in testicular positioning (except for Warren). Warren claims to have conducted an experiment supporting a theory, and this leads to all kinds of epistemological discussion on the nature of scientific theories, and the covariance between testicular and penile positioning. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Does your scrotum have lungs? Today's episode features the first instalment of our new contest: What am I eating? This contest will stretch over several weeks or months, and each of us will take a turn at stumping the others with clues in the form of audible mastication (I said mastication, you pervert). The winner will receive an as-yet unspecified prize. Feel free to play along, but keep in mind that our audio isn't very good, and you won't win a prize even if you're much better at guessing than we are. Submit your entries via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). After we finish dining, we move on to discuss asymmetry in testicular positioning (except for Warren). Warren claims to have conducted an experiment supporting a theory, and this leads to all kinds of epistemological discussion on the nature of scientific theories, and the covariance between testicular and penile positioning. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:32 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, maple, hoofs, hooves, what am I eating, surprise reacharound, audible food, celery, junior mint, bun, smurf, apricot, testicles, dressing left, theory, philosophy of science, epistemology, Thomas Kuhn, ball to ball action, mimic, repeated measures analysis of variance, cocksuckers Starting this week, Luc will be reporting from far afield for the indefinite future. (Translation, his audio is a bit weird, and we don't know why or how to fix it.) This week we determine analogous foods to honey, produced by other animals than bees. Of course, it would help if we had the vaguest idea how honey is made, which we don't. But that doesn't stop us from speculating on this subject and on how bird reproduction works. Then, entirely by accident, Warren stumbles on a rather good analogy for bees, which is aphid-farming ants. The moral of the story: aphids are like bees. To express your appreciation for this insight, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Limited Appeal Like a Cleveland Steamer in the mouth, or something Starting this week, Luc will be reporting from far afield for the indefinite future. (Translation, his audio is a bit weird, and we don't know why or how to fix it.) This week we determine analogous foods to honey, produced by other animals than bees. Of course, it would help if we had the vaguest idea how honey is made, which we don't. But that doesn't stop us from speculating on this subject and on how bird reproduction works. Then, entirely by accident, Warren stumbles on a rather good analogy for bees, which is aphid-farming ants. The moral of the story: aphids are like bees. To express your appreciation for this insight, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:32 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, Luc's special honey, honey becomes honey, bees, nectar, pollen, John's puke, stealing, milk, squirrels, gurgitated, venom farm, ants, mushrooms, aphids, honeydew, knob-tweaking Just in case you didn't get enough of last week's topic, this episode features more rectal goodness ­ see episode Luc's Special Honey for the preamble. John is surprised to discover that honeydew comes from an aphid's ass, but after some discussion appears to get excited about the prospect of drinking honeydew. We discuss the commercial possibilities and marketing challenges. In the superhero's phone booth, Warren proposes Biowarfare Chick, who mutates viruses after getting their attention, and "sicks" them on criminals. We accidentally stumble on the weakness of her crime procurement strategy: personal hygiene. And the delay between infection and illness. And the fact that every innocent bystander will also probably get sick. If you can think of any other weaknesses in this superhero, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Olestra for your ears Just in case you didn't get enough of last week's topic, this episode features more rectal goodness ­ see episode Luc's Special Honey for the preamble. John is surprised to discover that honeydew comes from an aphid's ass, but after some discussion appears to get excited about the prospect of drinking honeydew. We discuss the commercial possibilities and marketing challenges. In the superhero's phone booth, Warren proposes Biowarfare Chick, who mutates viruses after getting their attention, and "sicks" them on criminals. We accidentally stumble on the weakness of her crime procurement strategy: personal hygiene. And the delay between infection and illness. And the fact that every innocent bystander will also probably get sick. If you can think of any other weaknesses in this superhero, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:59 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ass, drippings, water, honeydew, aphid, ant, shat clear, olestra, business opportunity, aphid farm, anal secretions, bum water, bum juice, superhero's phone booth, biowarfare chick, virus, biological holocaust, villains, shit-throwing gorilla, diarrhea, Xerox, ambition This week's episode starts as an urban legend and ends as an inventions and shit segment. Warren provides a public service by warning everyone about how many poop molecules get stuck to a toothbrush that is left near the toilet, and the conversation that follows is predictably unsettling. In spite of how nonsensical Warren's premise is, we spend a lot of time trying to solve this problem, and even reveal a heretofore top-secret invention by a friend of ours that may involve anal staples. Let us know what you think via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A shit cocktail! This week's episode starts as an urban legend and ends as an inventions and shit segment. Warren provides a public service by warning everyone about how many poop molecules get stuck to a toothbrush that is left near the toilet, and the conversation that follows is predictably unsettling. In spite of how nonsensical Warren's premise is, we spend a lot of time trying to solve this problem, and even reveal a heretofore top-secret invention by a friend of ours that may involve anal staples. Let us know what you think via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 3 Aug 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, brown, toothpaste, euphemism, urban, legend, inventions, shit, turd, index finger, aerosol shit, lungs, alveoli, eat shit, invisible bathroom barrier, Switzerland, Star Trek-type door, cone of silence, vacuum, Daryl, Leblanc's poop-tube, sausage links OK, all you word-liking bitches, we begin with Dictionary Plus so that we can explore what exactly futs are, either now, or at some stage in the future. Does that description make any sense? Doesn't matter: it's good enough. Then Luc reports on who is winning and how many are dead from the field, where he has just returned from a safari. Apparently, the rhinos are pretty dangerous and require their own rhino clown. But Warren is more frightened of the monkeys. Luc is also afraid of the chimps, but only because of the serious scrotal problems. If you've ever experienced genital discomfort because of an interaction with a non-human ape, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal How can you like it if you don't know what it means? OK, all you word-liking bitches, we begin with Dictionary Plus so that we can explore what exactly futs are, either now, or at some stage in the future. Does that description make any sense? Doesn't matter: it's good enough. Then Luc reports on who is winning and how many are dead from the field, where he has just returned from a safari. Apparently, the rhinos are pretty dangerous and require their own rhino clown. But Warren is more frightened of the monkeys. Luc is also afraid of the chimps, but only because of the serious scrotal problems. If you've ever experienced genital discomfort because of an interaction with a non-human ape, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 9 Aug 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:37 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, monkey, futs, futz, fuzzy nuts, dictionary, plus, good enough, disagreeing in the future, wild animal safari, non-safari safari, raw meat, rhinos, rhino truck, Frican Lion Safari, Chimpanzee Island, deer shit, nail clipper, extra flap on balls In Alcoholics Says, for a change we discuss an alcohol-related story rather than something one of us is drinking. Apparently there's a Russian word for a period of continuous drunkenness that lasts at least two days. Warren somehow thinks this, in addition to the fact that 43% of deaths for men aged 30-50 are caused by drinking poisonous liquids in an attempt to get (or stay) drunk, indicates a problem. What do you think? If you are sober enough to type, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). If you're not sober enough, perhaps you need to go into training; you can start by growing a moustache. Then we present round 2 of our "What am I eating?" contest. Just like in round 1, it's impossible to hear many audio clues, but we don't let that stop us from guessing. Please play along, and prepare to be amazed by T-bone's culinary dedication! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Zapoi? In Alcoholics Says, for a change we discuss an alcohol-related story rather than something one of us is drinking. Apparently there's a Russian word for a period of continuous drunkenness that lasts at least two days. Warren somehow thinks this, in addition to the fact that 43% of deaths for men aged 30-50 are caused by drinking poisonous liquids in an attempt to get (or stay) drunk, indicates a problem. What do you think? If you are sober enough to type, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). If you're not sober enough, perhaps you need to go into training; you can start by growing a moustache. Then we present round 2 of our "What am I eating?" contest. Just like in round 1, it's impossible to hear many audio clues, but we don't let that stop us from guessing. Please play along, and prepare to be amazed by T-bone's culinary dedication! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:24 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, reverse, Hitler, moustache, facially nude, alcoholics, says, Russian word, 2-day drunk, coma, cologne, Listerine, vodka, prunes, branding, what am I eating, pig's feet, ice cream bar, sausage In this week's Nature Walk, we discuss a quote by William S. Burroughs: "Which came first: the intestine or the tapeworm?" Turns out that the answer depends a lot on how you define a tapeworm, and an intestine, and the word "the". Then we present the inaugural edition of a new segment: Good Idea, Bad Idea. Warren's suggestion for discussion is an early 16th century Mexican tradition that a widow must not wash for 80 days during mourning after a man's death, then scrape off the accumulated crud, wrap it in paper, and give it to the priest. Let us know if you think this practice (or the segment itself) is a good idea or a bad idea by sending us some email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Too many fantasies and silly gism In this week's Nature Walk, we discuss a quote by William S. Burroughs: "Which came first: the intestine or the tapeworm?" Turns out that the answer depends a lot on how you define a tapeworm, and an intestine, and the word "the". Then we present the inaugural edition of a new segment: Good Idea, Bad Idea. Warren's suggestion for discussion is an early 16th century Mexican tradition that a widow must not wash for 80 days during mourning after a man's death, then scrape off the accumulated crud, wrap it in paper, and give it to the priest. Let us know if you think this practice (or the segment itself) is a good idea or a bad idea by sending us some email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:7 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, uternal, morning, tattoo, Mr. Belvedere, nature, walk, William S. Burroughs, tapeworms, flatworms, Cestoda, logical syllogism, enraged, extra flaps, Hoss, good, idea, bad, idea, good enough idea, mexico, washing, widow, widow crud, corn, tortillas, Aztecs After an especially Fraggley introduction, we talk about the most disgusting picture on the Internet, which none of us has seen. Apparently, though, it's nasty. If you have a copy, send it to Warren only in a disguised link. Then Warren asks which of the Golden Girls we would most like as a roommate. We shouldn't have been surprised when T-Bone jumped to conclusions about what being a roommate involves. If you would like to move in with him, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Living With Your Grandma's Grandma After an especially Fraggley introduction, we talk about the most disgusting picture on the Internet, which none of us has seen. Apparently, though, it's nasty. If you have a copy, send it to Warren only in a disguised link. Then Warren asks which of the Golden Girls we would most like as a roommate. We shouldn't have been surprised when T-Bone jumped to conclusions about what being a roommate involves. If you would like to move in with him, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 4 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:44 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ass doozers, fraggle rock, sprocket, fluffinella, worst picture on the internet, anal gymnasts, anal gymnastics, brown paint, Golden Girls, Bea Arthur, man-voice, your Grandma's Grandma, Betty White, reacharound John starts us off by telling us about his frightening visit to a stag the night before the recording, and this somehow turns into a discussion of Warren's influence on the spread of STD's. Then, after a short delay so John can catch up to the rest of us, we move to Polish the Bishop (with exciting new segment music), in which we discuss the possible euphemistic meaning of the phrase "Support the Troop(s)". If you own a male push-up thong, first put on a ball cap for safety reasons, and then please explain why: send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Rampantly spreading it around town John starts us off by telling us about his frightening visit to a stag the night before the recording, and this somehow turns into a discussion of Warren's influence on the spread of STD's. Then, after a short delay so John can catch up to the rest of us, we move to Polish the Bishop (with exciting new segment music), in which we discuss the possible euphemistic meaning of the phrase "Support the Troop(s)". If you own a male push-up thong, first put on a ball cap for safety reasons, and then please explain why: send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:54 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, gogogo, Sergeant Pepper, stag, hookers, the Chlamydia Capital of Canada, Chlamydia crown, Imperial Margarine, Polish the Bishop, support, troops, bra, balls, penis, orthotics, male push-up thong, steel drill-press, elevator, ball cap Warren begins by describing the experience of listening to the worst song he has ever heard: "I've got my mind set on you", by George Harrison. But since Weird Al spoofed it, it couldn't have been that bad. Too bad Weird Al can't count. Dumbass. At least we get to play some new transition music, and hope he doesn't sue us. Then we reach back into the mailsack, where someone left a comment via our myspace page. Is "bitch" a gender-specific word? Tell us what you bastards think by sending us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Shittied-up versions of shitty songs Warren begins by describing the experience of listening to the worst song he has ever heard: "I've got my mind set on you", by George Harrison. But since Weird Al spoofed it, it couldn't have been that bad. Too bad Weird Al can't count. Dumbass. At least we get to play some new transition music, and hope he doesn't sue us. Then we reach back into the mailsack, where someone left a comment via our myspace page. Is "bitch" a gender-specific word? Tell us what you bastards think by sending us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:9 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, planter wart soup, Dr. Scholl, musak, Weird Al Yancovic, This Song is Just Six Words Long, seven, counting, iambic, Michael Jackson, bitch, bastards, paradigm We start with Luc trying to interpret the phrase "Actually kicking the shit out of them." Fair warning: this discussion involves poop. Then, in Name Five Things, Warren asks us to list candidates for replacing the suits in a deck of cards. Once again we will amaze you with our thing-naming capacity. Really. Or by our revelations on the future of cards. Or maybe with how long it takes us to come up with five things. Whatever. It doesn't matter – I made a point. Finally, Warren announces "Moot Point" day, even though it will have already passed by the time this episode airs. Tell us how you celebrated via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal I Don't Think You Have A Point We start with Luc trying to interpret the phrase "Actually kicking the shit out of them." Fair warning: this discussion involves poop. Then, in Name Five Things, Warren asks us to list candidates for replacing the suits in a deck of cards. Once again we will amaze you with our thing-naming capacity. Really. Or by our revelations on the future of cards. Or maybe with how long it takes us to come up with five things. Whatever. It doesn't matter – I made a point. Finally, Warren announces "Moot Point" day, even though it will have already passed by the time this episode airs. Tell us how you celebrated via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:58 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, you have a point, Chris Shepherd, the Replacements, Gene Hackman, Keanu Reeves, NFL, name, five, things, cards, suits, hearts, clubs, spades, diamonds, knives, apples, ace of boobs, king of boobs, leafs, leaves, loof, feather, the future of cards, moot point day, irony We begin this week by discussing the parameters of pudding in Foody Goody. Turns out having glass shards is no obstacle to being pudding, but being sliced is. If you're confused by this because you grew up outside North America, this segment won't help. What if you put lava into pudding? What if there's enough pudding to cool the lava? Just as we get going with the metaphysical implications of this, we need to break – stay tuned for pudding part 2 next week! Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal The glassiness of the pudding is the subject of debate We begin this week by discussing the parameters of pudding in Foody Goody. Turns out having glass shards is no obstacle to being pudding, but being sliced is. If you're confused by this because you grew up outside North America, this segment won't help. What if you put lava into pudding? What if there's enough pudding to cool the lava? Just as we get going with the metaphysical implications of this, we need to break – stay tuned for pudding part 2 next week! Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 2 Oct 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:44 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, that gorilla's ass is pudding, Sanjeev, Sanjaya, Sangina, foody goody, pudding, parameters, thicker than eggnog, glass, tea, dessert, dinner, bread and butter pudding, hamburger, glass toppings, molecule of lava After a suspenseful delay, we finally continue our fascinating (to some?) discussion of pudding. If you've had enough pudding already, skip ahead to 4:00. If you missed the last episode, you may want to start with that one first. We'll wait. Go on! Right. Now that you're finally back (Jesus!), you can start by hearing John's (perhaps predictably) angry reaction to the existence of lava molecules. Then Luc reaffirms that pudding (or puddinging) should be a verb. Why? Maybe we need more words with a double i-n-g. Or maybe not. Finally, we break down and look some shit up, and the results are mind-blowing. If your world has also been rocked by our etymological discussions, let us know with an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Soft creamy, spongy creamy, or thick creamy After a suspenseful delay, we finally continue our fascinating (to some?) discussion of pudding. If you've had enough pudding already, skip ahead to 4:00. If you missed the last episode, you may want to start with that one first. We'll wait. Go on! Right. Now that you're finally back (Jesus!), you can start by hearing John's (perhaps predictably) angry reaction to the existence of lava molecules. Then Luc reaffirms that pudding (or puddinging) should be a verb. Why? Maybe we need more words with a double i-n-g. Or maybe not. Finally, we break down and look some shit up, and the results are mind-blowing. If your world has also been rocked by our etymological discussions, let us know with an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:00:00 GMT 10:18 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, that gorilla's ass is pudding, jello, trimmings, enraged scrotum, molecule of lava, water, vapour, ensconced, runny lava, verb, putting, puddinging, ringinging, swinging, bringing, flinging, etymology, boiled, blood sausage, creamy, entrails, suet, pud, to swell, swelling We start with John taking his turn at hosting "What am I eating?". Listen very carefully, because there's always a chance he might "reward himself", so to speak. Play along with your friends and try to guess what he's eating in spite of the lack of audio clues. You can't possibly do any worse than T-bone, even if you don't have KY all over your hands. After T-bone cleans himself up, Warren asks why the seven deadly sins are not properly covered in the Ten Commandments, and issues another (terrible) ultimatum. Somehow the lesson from our banter is that actors should refrain from morally objectionable roles. I know, it's bullshit. Tell us why you think so via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Thou shalt not X We start with John taking his turn at hosting "What am I eating?". Listen very carefully, because there's always a chance he might "reward himself", so to speak. Play along with your friends and try to guess what he's eating in spite of the lack of audio clues. You can't possibly do any worse than T-bone, even if you don't have KY all over your hands. After T-bone cleans himself up, Warren asks why the seven deadly sins are not properly covered in the Ten Commandments, and issues another (terrible) ultimatum. Somehow the lesson from our banter is that actors should refrain from morally objectionable roles. I know, it's bullshit. Tell us why you think so via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:00:00 GMT 13:29 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, smiling balls, frowning balls, scowling balls, reacharound, what am I eating, spoon, refreshing, sardines, chocolate, pudding, sponge cake, oatmeal, reacharounds under questionable circumstances, seven deadly sins, ten commandments, sloth, Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey, ultimatum, Nazi war crimes, the seventeen commandments, sloths This week's episode kicks off with a Nature Walk, in which Warren announces the limited circumstances in which cows dream. Unpredictably, this eventually leads to poo talk, and Luc explains a recent (real) experiment he conducted that featured cow patties. Can you guess who ruined the poo experiment? You may or may not be surprised. If you are interested in a career in cow poo science, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Junk food for dogs This week's episode kicks off with a Nature Walk, in which Warren announces the limited circumstances in which cows dream. Unpredictably, this eventually leads to poo talk, and Luc explains a recent (real) experiment he conducted that featured cow patties. Can you guess who ruined the poo experiment? You may or may not be surprised. If you are interested in a career in cow poo science, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:28 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, juice concubine, Pepe, cow dreams, elevator news, source, kneeling cows, wet dreams, salt lick, teats lactating, cow nightmare, cow poo, dung flies, Petri plates, coprophagy, dogs, burning nose, blind, cat poo, dog junk food, herding What if everyone, all at the same time, got bitten by an animal? Make sure you don't fall into the trap of taxonomic bias – an animal can be something that's not a plant or fungus or prokaryote. If you follow this logic through, you'll realize that there was probably a moment in history when everyone actually was bitten by something. Don't believe us? Check your eyebrows. When you're finished, Warren will provide you with another urban legend on the origin of the plumber's snake. It's harder to believe than the fact that everyone was bitten at the same time at some point in the middle ages. If you feel a sharp pang in the back of your neck, and you have neither a mullet nor any scalp mites, it's probably Warren's bullshit story giving you a headache. Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) if you want to complain. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Your sister is a fungus What if everyone, all at the same time, got bitten by an animal? Make sure you don't fall into the trap of taxonomic bias – an animal can be something that's not a plant or fungus or prokaryote. If you follow this logic through, you'll realize that there was probably a moment in history when everyone actually was bitten by something. Don't believe us? Check your eyebrows. When you're finished, Warren will provide you with another urban legend on the origin of the plumber's snake. It's harder to believe than the fact that everyone was bitten at the same time at some point in the middle ages. If you feel a sharp pang in the back of your neck, and you have neither a mullet nor any scalp mites, it's probably Warren's bullshit story giving you a headache. Email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) if you want to complain. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 5 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:51 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, snake mullet, horrific, animal bites, plant, fungus, cousin, ont, taxonomist, parasites, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, eyebrow mites, vertebr-eight, clog, shit, plumber, pipe, scare, drums, bullshitometer Which Sesame Street characters had their shit together, do you think? And which ones always got duped? If you don't know, we'll tell you. And use this excellent excuse for playing Snuffy's song. La la la, la la la la! Then Luc asks whether dogs suffer ring-sting echo. Listen for the full explanation, but be warned that the subject matter is as lowbrow as you think, or possibly even lower. For example, an on-topic question related to this conversation: "Imagine how bad your piss would taste if you're eating coal!" My guess is this is not a common topic in your average podcast. Yet another niche exploited by Limited Appeal. If you know of any other obscure topics that deserve our thorough treatment, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal The Snuffleupagus is out of the bag Which Sesame Street characters had their shit together, do you think? And which ones always got duped? If you don't know, we'll tell you. And use this excellent excuse for playing Snuffy's song. La la la, la la la la! Then Luc asks whether dogs suffer ring-sting echo. Listen for the full explanation, but be warned that the subject matter is as lowbrow as you think, or possibly even lower. For example, an on-topic question related to this conversation: "Imagine how bad your piss would taste if you're eating coal!" My guess is this is not a common topic in your average podcast. Yet another niche exploited by Limited Appeal. If you know of any other obscure topics that deserve our thorough treatment, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:41 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ringpiece, not the opposite of war, not the hole, snuffleupagus, sesame street, grover, elmo, mr. hooper, shit together, bob, telemiracle, kermit, gordon, maria, duped, snuffy¹s song, ringsting, chili, ring of fire, anal burn, Chinese miners, pee-drinking, coal-eating, asparagus, urine gel, Sahara, marathon, cola urine, Matt Damon, terraform, ugly wife We start this week in style by risking massive litigation. If you're confused, see episode Brown Toothpaste. Then Warren tells yet another story about his very strange workplace. It involves a questionable segue between a story about cruelty to squirrels and a considerably darker story we can't even describe because it's way too disturbing. Aren't you glad you don't work with Warren and his colleagues? Me too. Thankfully, Warren rescues us from the utterly disgusting by bringing up autofellatio. Then we try to name five things people can't be allergic to. Think it's easy? Then you haven't appreciated the finer philosophical points inherent in the question. Allow us to enlighten you. If you wish to thank us for being so illuminating, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Are you hyponatremic? We start this week in style by risking massive litigation. If you're confused, see episode Brown Toothpaste. Then Warren tells yet another story about his very strange workplace. It involves a questionable segue between a story about cruelty to squirrels and a considerably darker story we can't even describe because it's way too disturbing. Aren't you glad you don't work with Warren and his colleagues? Me too. Thankfully, Warren rescues us from the utterly disgusting by bringing up autofellatio. Then we try to name five things people can't be allergic to. Think it's easy? Then you haven't appreciated the finer philosophical points inherent in the question. Allow us to enlighten you. If you wish to thank us for being so illuminating, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:22 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pooptube, Daryl Leblanc, Warren's work, squirrel, suitable segue, Ron Jeremy, autofellatio, squirrel went berserk, name five things, allergy, writing, inject, oxygen, blood, water, sodium, regulate blood volume, hyponatraemia, mustard, irritant, heroin, penicillin, peanuts, semen, ejaculate We start with a good idea/bad idea segment in which we evaluate an advertising campaign for soap featuring loose pubic hair. Naturally, we wonder why Old Spice wants us to scrub away all our pubic hairs, especially if we're sharing a shower with a big hairy dude, or perhaps even with a small seemingly hairless woman, like the kind T-bone dates. In the second half, we discuss variations on soap involving food and corpses. Intrigued? Would you like to have your friends and family infusing you with pubes after you die? How come? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Maybe the mammoth can't get if off, because it's just all over We start with a good idea/bad idea segment in which we evaluate an advertising campaign for soap featuring loose pubic hair. Naturally, we wonder why Old Spice wants us to scrub away all our pubic hairs, especially if we're sharing a shower with a big hairy dude, or perhaps even with a small seemingly hairless woman, like the kind T-bone dates. In the second half, we discuss variations on soap involving food and corpses. Intrigued? Would you like to have your friends and family infusing you with pubes after you die? How come? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:00:00 GMT 11:21 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pubic fertilizer, hair, mr. rogers, old spice, body wash, scrub genitals, infused, fur, moustache, aggressive soap, rice, corpses, yahtzee Warren's Urban Legend this week, in keeping with the pattern for this segment of being total horseshit, is that skunk spray was formerly used to keep women virginal before chastity belts were invented. Where the spray was applied is a matter of debate, but Warren insists that it was used in the most offensive way possible. What sound does a spraying skunk make after its scent gland has been removed? Listen and find out. And if you can still manage to maintain an erection despite having been neutered, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal I think the facts are what is screwing up this show! Warren's Urban Legend this week, in keeping with the pattern for this segment of being total horseshit, is that skunk spray was formerly used to keep women virginal before chastity belts were invented. Where the spray was applied is a matter of debate, but Warren insists that it was used in the most offensive way possible. What sound does a spraying skunk make after its scent gland has been removed? Listen and find out. And if you can still manage to maintain an erection despite having been neutered, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 3 Dec 2007 19:00:00 GMT 9:47 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, what's that hole in luc's leg, gainer the gopher, roughriders, grey cup, chastity belt, skunk spray, virgin, middle ages, 1940's, bear spray, genitalia, North America, Mustelidae, Indonesia, Phillipines, Pepe Le Pew, yahtzee, wikipedia, scent gland, anal gland, bum-juice, masturbating beaver, neutered, leg-humping, dog In a Limited Appeal first, we spend the entire episode this week dealing with our mail sack, overflowing with a single mail from Louie Lawent, author of "The Louie/God Interviews (What The Big Fella Really Thinks About Man And The Universe)." He has suggested that we feature snippets from his book on our show, so we do. Are people really like radio songs? If you've also wondered this, could you please fucking explain it to me, because I don't get it. I'm not sure if our conversation will provide Louie with the kind of "boost" he is after; judge for yourself whether our promo credentials are well justified. If you have a book you would like us to promote, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) containing a few quotations of your choosing, and we promise that we may or may not read and/or deride it and/or suggest more toastlike versions of it in an episode. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal I don't think we've ever featured our sack before In a Limited Appeal first, we spend the entire episode this week dealing with our mail sack, overflowing with a single mail from Louie Lawent, author of "The Louie/God Interviews (What The Big Fella Really Thinks About Man And The Universe)." He has suggested that we feature snippets from his book on our show, so we do. Are people really like radio songs? If you've also wondered this, could you please fucking explain it to me, because I don't get it. I'm not sure if our conversation will provide Louie with the kind of "boost" he is after; judge for yourself whether our promo credentials are well justified. If you have a book you would like us to promote, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) containing a few quotations of your choosing, and we promise that we may or may not read and/or deride it and/or suggest more toastlike versions of it in an episode. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:07 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, interviews with toast, mail sack, manual email, Hoss, Louie Lawent, Louie/God interviews, snippets, big boost, radio songs, virtual reality ketchup, code, I I elected, ultimatum, ultimata, buttonhooked me, toast, priest, sexual abuse, Rohypnol, holy water, a more toastlike answer T-bone introduces his favourite new shooter girl, Taylor. Warning: what follows is stereotypically sexist banter. If you were expecting anything else, well, you know the motto. Anyhoo, turns out Taylor managed to convince T-bone that she is not very bright despite outwitting him in an argument. Then, at long last, we discuss how much should boobs cost. We know about as much about plastic surgery as we do about anything else. Then, in Foody Goody, we feature the 4th in our series of "What am I Eating" segments. As usual, you won't be able to hear any audio cues, but play along anyway. To suggest better versions or our terrible contest, please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We probably won't listen, but email us anyway. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal We're hoping the title is misconstrued T-bone introduces his favourite new shooter girl, Taylor. Warning: what follows is stereotypically sexist banter. If you were expecting anything else, well, you know the motto. Anyhoo, turns out Taylor managed to convince T-bone that she is not very bright despite outwitting him in an argument. Then, at long last, we discuss how much should boobs cost. We know about as much about plastic surgery as we do about anything else. Then, in Foody Goody, we feature the 4th in our series of "What am I Eating" segments. As usual, you won't be able to hear any audio cues, but play along anyway. To suggest better versions or our terrible contest, please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We probably won't listen, but email us anyway. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:00:00 GMT 12:10 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, nipple dimples, taylor, boobs, innies, 10000 dollar boob job, absorbent boobs, facebook, implant catalog, magic implants, foody goody, what am I eating, cud, pail, nuts and bolts, lung, grilled cheese sandwich, deep-fried mars bar, reacharound Look, we're busy. And last year's episode was no worse than most, so you can just calm down and listen again. Or not. If you were expecting something new, well, this is what you get. Tune in after the holidays for a brand new episode, but in the meantime, Merry Tedmas! During this holy time of peace, giving and family, we bring to you tidings of great joy, and ask age-old questions about why angels have trees in their asses. And some other things. Then we discuss the pros and cons of the Santa Claus myth. If you want to ask T-bone how Sex was personified as a character during his upbringing, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then Luc reveals the frightening, sinister side of Santa who might stuff you into a big sack and carry you away. Are you scared, bitch? Sticking with the theme, in ETWTF we ask how one might explain Santa (or Ted) to aliens. Merry Tedmas, everyone! Limited Appeal I just want to shop, and shit like that (again). Look, we're busy. And last year's episode was no worse than most, so you can just calm down and listen again. Or not. If you were expecting something new, well, this is what you get. Tune in after the holidays for a brand new episode, but in the meantime, Merry Tedmas! During this holy time of peace, giving and family, we bring to you tidings of great joy, and ask age-old questions about why angels have trees in their asses. And some other things. Then we discuss the pros and cons of the Santa Claus myth. If you want to ask T-bone how Sex was personified as a character during his upbringing, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then Luc reveals the frightening, sinister side of Santa who might stuff you into a big sack and carry you away. Are you scared, bitch? Sticking with the theme, in ETWTF we ask how one might explain Santa (or Ted) to aliens. Merry Tedmas, everyone! Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:00:00 GMT 16:1 yes limited, appeal, repeat, warren, john, luc, t-bone, mask, man, merry, tedmas, again, war on Christmas, war on terror, tree, angel, substitute Jesus, manger, holiday barn, Baby Ted, toolshed, happy tetanus, Santa Claus, Schmutzi, black guy, Coca-Cola, party-shitting, eggnog, ETWTF, probing, polish turd, corn nog We start by helping out another frustrated internet searcher who for some reason stumbled onto our website after googling "the sexy girl machines". Of course our website had no information on this, until now. Much of our discussion is focused on the use of a definite article in his search phrase, which is probably not what the dude was bargaining for. Anyway, T-bone quickly rescues the segment by telling us about his one-time girlfriend's fondness for sitting on the clothes dryer. You SHOULD be intrigued. Then in Urban Legend, Warren describes how The Flintstones was based on a true story, supported by "overwhelming archaeological evidence". Turns out the fact that they wrote stuff on stone tablets means there's a treasure trove of artefacts with which we can learn about our past. Sigh. If you have questions about Warren's methods of attribution, or wish to electronically punch him in the neck, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A reverse hug, with a twist We start by helping out another frustrated internet searcher who for some reason stumbled onto our website after googling "the sexy girl machines". Of course our website had no information on this, until now. Much of our discussion is focused on the use of a definite article in his search phrase, which is probably not what the dude was bargaining for. Anyway, T-bone quickly rescues the segment by telling us about his one-time girlfriend's fondness for sitting on the clothes dryer. You SHOULD be intrigued. Then in Urban Legend, Warren describes how The Flintstones was based on a true story, supported by "overwhelming archaeological evidence". Turns out the fact that they wrote stuff on stone tablets means there's a treasure trove of artefacts with which we can learn about our past. Sigh. If you have questions about Warren's methods of attribution, or wish to electronically punch him in the neck, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 7 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:28 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, machine inquiry, bionic woman, Jamie Summers, sexy girl machines, the, definite article, washing machine, laundry, pigtails, steam engine machine connected to a dildo, urban, legend, archaeological evidence, The Flintstones, Dino, the Great Gazoo, skeletons, quoting, reverse hug, reacharound T-bone starts by suggesting a hair-based exfoliant, before Warren warns everyone about how sharp hair can be (especially the pointy end), based on the story of a Nova Scotian hairdresser who contracted a nasty infection because forgot to wear the appropriate safety equipment. You've been warned! Then Warren relates a (censored) story about how a lunchtime conversation with his boss about Popeye's Chicken (Warren has a very boring job) turned into a conversation about a perverted email sex video featuring a naked headstand and a carton of milk. That's probably as much as you really want to know, but we discuss it at length anyway to fulfil our promise of having limited appeal. If you understand this video or participated in filming it, please do not email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Inappropriate shoptalk T-bone starts by suggesting a hair-based exfoliant, before Warren warns everyone about how sharp hair can be (especially the pointy end), based on the story of a Nova Scotian hairdresser who contracted a nasty infection because forgot to wear the appropriate safety equipment. You've been warned! Then Warren relates a (censored) story about how a lunchtime conversation with his boss about Popeye's Chicken (Warren has a very boring job) turned into a conversation about a perverted email sex video featuring a naked headstand and a carton of milk. That's probably as much as you really want to know, but we discuss it at length anyway to fulfil our promise of having limited appeal. If you understand this video or participated in filming it, please do not email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:7 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, milky handwash, scrubby beads, exfoliant, pierce, sharp hair, Nova Scotia, jagged edges, reckless, against the grain, yahtzee, cuts like a knife, Bryan Adams, Popeye's Chicken, Larry, naked headstand, carton of milk, hand-cleaning machine, Smurf The intro might make more sense if it came at the end of the episode. But then it wouldn't be an intro, I guess. Anyway, you'll figure out if you can be bothered. And if not, never mind, because we'll distract you by discussing the feats of a Nova Scotian mythical hero. If you think you know why Glooscap is famous, you're probably wrong. Then in Dictionary Plus Warren asks where the phrase "tit for tat" comes from. This leads us to address the long-unanswered question: what do a baloney sandwich and a hamster have in common? Survey your friends and see if anyone can come up with a better solution. If you find one, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal My baloney sandwich for your hamster The intro might make more sense if it came at the end of the episode. But then it wouldn't be an intro, I guess. Anyway, you'll figure out if you can be bothered. And if not, never mind, because we'll distract you by discussing the feats of a Nova Scotian mythical hero. If you think you know why Glooscap is famous, you're probably wrong. Then in Dictionary Plus Warren asks where the phrase "tit for tat" comes from. This leads us to address the long-unanswered question: what do a baloney sandwich and a hamster have in common? Survey your friends and see if anyone can come up with a better solution. If you find one, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT 9:22 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, casket glue, porkerville, Indian statue, Glooscap, dictionary plus, tit for tat, gay sexual exchange, Motley Crue, tit for cat, enraged hamster, baloney sandwich, ass-wiping, butler, loaf, Stephen Colbert, truthiness, ultimatum, Conan O-Brien, conin Warren begins this week's episode with a complaint about the Snuggle Bear, spokes-animal for Snuggle Fabric softener. Either he's a real dick, or Warren has a low threshold for assholeishness. Anyway, we spend some time poking holes in the logic behind the ad campaign, and T-bone wonders if the Snuggle Bear is a pervert. What kind of guy uses fabric softener? We actually don't know. What happens if you don't use any form of fabric softener? Does that make your clothes sharp and glasslike? Then in a Nature Walk Luc suggests that it's a good thing women can't store sperm like insects, and T-bone learns why insemination in insects is like a video game. If you can store or sort sperm in your cheeks or anywhere else, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Do bugs have cheeks? Warren begins this week's episode with a complaint about the Snuggle Bear, spokes-animal for Snuggle Fabric softener. Either he's a real dick, or Warren has a low threshold for assholeishness. Anyway, we spend some time poking holes in the logic behind the ad campaign, and T-bone wonders if the Snuggle Bear is a pervert. What kind of guy uses fabric softener? We actually don't know. What happens if you don't use any form of fabric softener? Does that make your clothes sharp and glasslike? Then in a Nature Walk Luc suggests that it's a good thing women can't store sperm like insects, and T-bone learns why insemination in insects is like a video game. If you can store or sort sperm in your cheeks or anywhere else, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:10 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, shoe shackle honeycup, random title words, honeynut cheerios bee, asshole, tasty crunch, tv animal, snuggle bear, spokesbear, fabric softener, ad campaign, porcupine, auditions, washing machine, pervert, dryer, clothesline, clothes drying rack, glasses of shards, nature walk, sperm storage organ, spermatheca, sperm mixing, DNA amplification, sperm spillage, bukkake party, busty scientist You may wish to follow Warren's lead and try to eject early. As it turns out, all kinds of crazy shit happens at Warren's workplace, especially in the elevator. Now, now, don't get any perverse ideas. Those things may happen, but Warren apparently finds them to be perfectly normal compared to the questions he fields from strangers and the pubes he finds on his soap. If you have suggestions for how Warren should have responded to the elevator interview, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We somehow segue into a discussion of dentists, their names, and their boobs, and we close with T-bone's first rule of reflexology. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Dr. Pants-Unbuttoned You may wish to follow Warren's lead and try to eject early. As it turns out, all kinds of crazy shit happens at Warren's workplace, especially in the elevator. Now, now, don't get any perverse ideas. Those things may happen, but Warren apparently finds them to be perfectly normal compared to the questions he fields from strangers and the pubes he finds on his soap. If you have suggestions for how Warren should have responded to the elevator interview, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We somehow segue into a discussion of dentists, their names, and their boobs, and we close with T-bone's first rule of reflexology. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 8 Feb 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:45 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, meat mountain, badness, mr. t, penny for your thoughts, the press, elevator haggling, shit change, cell phone interview, soap pubes, social experiment, elevator news, mouth full of hands, dentist, physiotherapist, breasts, touch box, prostitution, yahtzee, reflexology, lazy boobs Pour yourself a drink and get ready for this morning's episode. We start by promoting sandwich meat awareness in this week's Foody Goody. Warren wants a single term to describe a pre-sliced unit of lunchmeat. He has a lot of time on his hands. And so do we, I guess. In fact, you're listening to this crap, so YOU have a lot of time on your hands, too! Congratulations. Anyway, since you apparently have tons of free time, you might want to listen to last week's episode, "Meat mountain of badness" to make sense of some of this conversation. It won't make a lot of sense, but perhaps some. Anyway, all of this talk of edible animal trimmings leads Warren to ask about Haggis, on which Luc is not really an expert. If you would like to develop our idea for specialty haggises for nicotine addicts, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Donkey pastrami, or porridge in a bag? Pour yourself a drink and get ready for this morning's episode. We start by promoting sandwich meat awareness in this week's Foody Goody. Warren wants a single term to describe a pre-sliced unit of lunchmeat. He has a lot of time on his hands. And so do we, I guess. In fact, you're listening to this crap, so YOU have a lot of time on your hands, too! Congratulations. Anyway, since you apparently have tons of free time, you might want to listen to last week's episode, "Meat mountain of badness" to make sense of some of this conversation. It won't make a lot of sense, but perhaps some. Anyway, all of this talk of edible animal trimmings leads Warren to ask about Haggis, on which Luc is not really an expert. If you would like to develop our idea for specialty haggises for nicotine addicts, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:40 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, meatloaf, morning vodka, Benson, foody goody, pinch a loaf, tube, dictionary plus, luncheon meat, salami, macaroni loaf, cell phone antenna, the cutting edge of being in his own mind, deli people, various mixed animal parts, donkey, ass sausage, haggis, deep-fried haggis, Scottish nouveau, deep-fried frozen pizza, pork lung, lung texture, oatmealy, vegetarian haggis In this last episode of season 2, we feature our attempt to name five "bad bathroom things" to put in your mouth, not including bathroom cleaning products. Harder than you think, in part because of the restrictions Warren imposes on the segment, but especially because the discussion comes off the rails with a digression on toilet brush manufacture. Hard to believe a topic centered around all kinds of horrible things that could be in a bathroom would get us on a tangent. If you're as surprised as we are, express yourself via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Tune in next week for the beginning of a brand new season and our 100th episode. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal The episode title is disturbingly predictive of this week's content In this last episode of season 2, we feature our attempt to name five "bad bathroom things" to put in your mouth, not including bathroom cleaning products. Harder than you think, in part because of the restrictions Warren imposes on the segment, but especially because the discussion comes off the rails with a digression on toilet brush manufacture. Hard to believe a topic centered around all kinds of horrible things that could be in a bathroom would get us on a tangent. If you're as surprised as we are, express yourself via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Tune in next week for the beginning of a brand new season and our 100th episode. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:47 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, rotten ass, crackly voice, name five things, bad bathroom things, poop, toilet water, disgust, toilet brush, factory, reservoir of shit, product testing, blood, semen, rock and hyde, dirty water, new versus old shit, fresh outta your butt, soap, mirror, floorhair, light bulb, bathroom eating, tin cans, goats Welcome to season 3! (3) We are at least as surprised as you are that our podcast has, to date, featured such an unlimited number of ridiculous topics and equally ridiculous perspectives on them. We'll be equally surprised if the 10,000th download gets anything in the mail. Meh. We start our third season with Round 2 of "What Am I Eating?": Liquid Edition. Just as in Round 1, each of us will eat something (er, drink something) and the others need to guess what is being drunk, and to whom. Why, you ask? Good point. Anyway, our guesswork is a bizarrely satisfying exercise if you like pointless reacharound-directed contests. If you do, stay tuned for the continuation of our contest in a future episode. If not, hopefully you like a bit of disappointment. Send us your responses by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Can you believe there are 99 more of these? Welcome to season 3! (3) We are at least as surprised as you are that our podcast has, to date, featured such an unlimited number of ridiculous topics and equally ridiculous perspectives on them. We'll be equally surprised if the 10,000th download gets anything in the mail. Meh. We start our third season with Round 2 of "What Am I Eating?": Liquid Edition. Just as in Round 1, each of us will eat something (er, drink something) and the others need to guess what is being drunk, and to whom. Why, you ask? Good point. Anyway, our guesswork is a bizarrely satisfying exercise if you like pointless reacharound-directed contests. If you do, stay tuned for the continuation of our contest in a future episode. If not, hopefully you like a bit of disappointment. Send us your responses by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 4 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT 13:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pomerbation, Louie, Gertie, Foody Goody, what am I eating, liquid edition, jerknose, eat my shoe, pomegranate juice, the queen, menstruating, double-blind test, placebo, iced tea powder, vodka, world peace, aguardente, fermented spit, gin and marmalade, erotic, illicit, pomerotica, palmeraderie In this episode we inaugurate a new segment, called "Who the fuck cares?" John predicts his perpetual answer, but by the end of the segment he has completely changed his mind. In the first edition, Warren derides musical theatre, mainly because of the continual singing. He also ruins Phantom of the Opera for T-Bone by revealing (SPOILER ALERT!!) that it is stupid. Finally, John tries to reach out (or is it around?) to Warren by agreeing that show tunes outside the context of musicals are gay. If you care to suggest a topic that we might care or not care about, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Word's grammar checker suggests it should be "Whom the fuck cares?" In this episode we inaugurate a new segment, called "Who the fuck cares?" John predicts his perpetual answer, but by the end of the segment he has completely changed his mind. In the first edition, Warren derides musical theatre, mainly because of the continual singing. He also ruins Phantom of the Opera for T-Bone by revealing (SPOILER ALERT!!) that it is stupid. Finally, John tries to reach out (or is it around?) to Warren by agreeing that show tunes outside the context of musicals are gay. If you care to suggest a topic that we might care or not care about, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:52 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, musical sucks, muppet show, esses, Andrew Lloyd Webber, who the fuck cares, not me, musicals, antipathy versus indifference, sympathy, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, opera, ballet, I Feel Pretty, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, electric T-bone, show tunes, cruise ships Good morning friends! This week we discuss the ribald adventures of Timmy, the Energy Bear. He's got all kinds of good qualities, provided you like a few extras photons and don't have a pacemaker, a defibrillator, or battery-operated implants. Predictably, the idea of battery operated breast implants gets T-bone rather excited, and for some reason he starts imagining all kinds of ass-related operating procedures for them. You'll have to listen to hear his reasoning. What kind of controls would you like for your boobs? Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Timmy the Energy Bear Good morning friends! This week we discuss the ribald adventures of Timmy, the Energy Bear. He's got all kinds of good qualities, provided you like a few extras photons and don't have a pacemaker, a defibrillator, or battery-operated implants. Predictably, the idea of battery operated breast implants gets T-bone rather excited, and for some reason he starts imagining all kinds of ass-related operating procedures for them. You'll have to listen to hear his reasoning. What kind of controls would you like for your boobs? Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:27 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, vibrating body parts, timmy, gentle magnetic fields, natural daylight energy, soothing photon platinum nonwoven fabric, larceny, battery-operated implants, prostheses, loosen up my buttons babe, universal remote control, clapping boobs, vibrators Mmmmm, foody goody! Warren asks what other types of ketchup there are other than tomato. That of course necessitates us defining the ketchup continuum, and describing the controversial difference between ketchup and marmalade. Listen and discover if you agree! You may also want to imagine a visit to our backwards delivery restaurant, which may or may not mean exactly what you think it does. Then, after a quick stop by wikipedia, we discover that our ridiculus ketchup ideas were tame by the standards of the Middle Ages back in the 40's. Do you have crazy ketchup experiences to relate to us? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal I wanted fish brine, asshole! Mmmmm, foody goody! Warren asks what other types of ketchup there are other than tomato. That of course necessitates us defining the ketchup continuum, and describing the controversial difference between ketchup and marmalade. Listen and discover if you agree! You may also want to imagine a visit to our backwards delivery restaurant, which may or may not mean exactly what you think it does. Then, after a quick stop by wikipedia, we discover that our ridiculus ketchup ideas were tame by the standards of the Middle Ages back in the 40's. Do you have crazy ketchup experiences to relate to us? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:02 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, duck ketchup, palindrome, Donald duck, daffy duck, lemon ketchup, rectification, beef ketchup, corn on the cob, creamed corn, corn ketchup, creamed tea, buttonhooked, Indonesian fish sauce, mushroom ketchup Our mail sack has been punched once again, but this time we asked for it. Warren had submitted our feed to the website Culture.ca, who (wisely) rejected our application to be listed. The reason they gave us was that we "use an abundance of coarse language. For the moment we are not able to inform our users on this, yakkety, yakkety, blah, blah". Fuckers! We're waiting for the moment that technology is invented, so the public from Culture.ca can finally overcome their antipathy towards human tails. If you have any ideas for content we could include in a special podcast just for culture.ca, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Check out our new bio-extro featuring Dolores Claman! Our mail sack has been punched once again, but this time we asked for it. Warren had submitted our feed to the website Culture.ca, who (wisely) rejected our application to be listed. The reason they gave us was that we "use an abundance of coarse language. For the moment we are not able to inform our users on this, yakkety, yakkety, blah, blah". Fuckers! We're waiting for the moment that technology is invented, so the public from Culture.ca can finally overcome their antipathy towards human tails. If you have any ideas for content we could include in a special podcast just for culture.ca, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 1 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:14 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, culture, look infected, afternoon, david suzuki, culture.ca, coarse language, sleeving, making fun of the fat, abrasive topics, belch, dead gazelle, Canadian idiot, Weird Al Yankovic, ultimatum, jay leno, coning, conan o'brien, ricky gervais, limited bioappeal, hockey night in canada Even more goody foody! Luc hosts this segment in our continuation of "What am I eating: liquid edition." He produces some weird sounds that may or may not come from his pants. In the course of the guessing, we discuss the Hartford Whalers, the marriage of Dave Simonot way back when, and whether being a sex slave depends on whether you enjoy it. We also provide some useful advice for life, including: "Just sit there and take it!", which is good advice for working your way through a drink with a bead-filled straw, or for listening to an episode of Limited Appeal, for that matter. If you work for Nestle and want to buy us headsets in appreciation for plugging your products, contact us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Are you smarter than a drunk guy? Even more goody foody! Luc hosts this segment in our continuation of "What am I eating: liquid edition." He produces some weird sounds that may or may not come from his pants. In the course of the guessing, we discuss the Hartford Whalers, the marriage of Dave Simonot way back when, and whether being a sex slave depends on whether you enjoy it. We also provide some useful advice for life, including: "Just sit there and take it!", which is good advice for working your way through a drink with a bead-filled straw, or for listening to an episode of Limited Appeal, for that matter. If you work for Nestle and want to buy us headsets in appreciation for plugging your products, contact us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 9 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT 12:22 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, insert title here, guest dj, foody goody, what am I eating, liquid edition, inaudible audio cues, unzipping pants, parmesan cheese, iced tea, memory of the Hartford Whalers, cinnamon, cappuccino, bees, male sex slaves, drones, burping, Dave Simonot, wedding, positive integers, natural numbers, magic straw, Nestle, Nesquik, strawberry beads, chocolate, pub quiz, massive forehead vein, bubble tea, strawberry-flavoured headsets, banana, yellow milk We begin this episode by discovering how hard it is to replace every single "u" in any word with "me". It's trme, even if it is infmeriating. Then we ask why Sm-me-rfs are bl-me. OK, fuck it, we ask why Smurfs are blue (perhaps for the second time). Is their singing just a cover for village wide depression, or are they not getting enough oxygen? And is their size related to the presence of lungs? This topic gets Luc angry about insect-related liberties taken by Hollywood over the years, including the male-ness of the protagonist in Seinfeld's Bee Movie. Warren decides this issue requires us to deliver another ultimatum, which is as pointless as ever. If, in your standing as a spokesbee, you wish to clarify your shoe-wearing status, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal The Menited States of Ayourica We begin this episode by discovering how hard it is to replace every single "u" in any word with "me". It's trme, even if it is infmeriating. Then we ask why Sm-me-rfs are bl-me. OK, fuck it, we ask why Smurfs are blue (perhaps for the second time). Is their singing just a cover for village wide depression, or are they not getting enough oxygen? And is their size related to the presence of lungs? This topic gets Luc angry about insect-related liberties taken by Hollywood over the years, including the male-ness of the protagonist in Seinfeld's Bee Movie. Warren decides this issue requires us to deliver another ultimatum, which is as pointless as ever. If, in your standing as a spokesbee, you wish to clarify your shoe-wearing status, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:42 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, smurfectomy, smurfology, insert title here, salmetations, Simultaneous loving, Chef, Smurfs, blue, Papa Smurf can lick your ass, Mimic, the fucking worst ever fucking movie in the history of the universe, Seinfeld, Bee Movie, drones, sex workers, ultimata, shoes, cardboard tube, armageddon We launch this week with an especially exasperating version of a Name 5 Things/Foody Goody crossover, in which Warren asks us to name 5 animals other than a pig from which one can obtain bacon, given that the definition of bacon is "a side of a pig, cured and smoked". Doesn't that sound riveting? Well maybe not, but I haven't even started to describe the undiscovered (until now) linguistic and anatomical problems involved in this. Be prepared, as we loosen a few definitions, among other things. If you know whether turkey fat is healthy or not, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal We can't help but vacillate We launch this week with an especially exasperating version of a Name 5 Things/Foody Goody crossover, in which Warren asks us to name 5 animals other than a pig from which one can obtain bacon, given that the definition of bacon is "a side of a pig, cured and smoked". Doesn't that sound riveting? Well maybe not, but I haven't even started to describe the undiscovered (until now) linguistic and anatomical problems involved in this. Be prepared, as we loosen a few definitions, among other things. If you know whether turkey fat is healthy or not, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pussnut, prince, name five things, bacon, pig, turkey, bacon guidelines, wild boar, snout, front bacon, back bacon, normal bacon, left and right bacon, colon, loin bacon, good headcheese, Lovin You is Like Fryin' Bacon Naked, alligator bacon, minimum fat content, marble, duck bacon, milk bacon In this week's Polish the Bishop segment, Warren asks us to change an existing euphemism so that it refers to something less offensive than it currently does. He probably wants to avoid having to think about the horrific behaviour involved in the current definition, but ironically, he just succeeds in burning some imagery into the rest of us (and you too, if you dare to listen). Fucker. What is the preferred way to serve chopped up penises? Send your recipes by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then T-bone suggests that the chili dog is mainly for people who have sex with their enemies. Luc realizes (far too late) that the segment has gone terribly wrong. You'll probably agree whether or not you manage to listen to the whole episode. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Frozen wiener on a stick In this week's Polish the Bishop segment, Warren asks us to change an existing euphemism so that it refers to something less offensive than it currently does. He probably wants to avoid having to think about the horrific behaviour involved in the current definition, but ironically, he just succeeds in burning some imagery into the rest of us (and you too, if you dare to listen). Fucker. What is the preferred way to serve chopped up penises? Send your recipes by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then T-bone suggests that the chili dog is mainly for people who have sex with their enemies. Luc realizes (far too late) that the segment has gone terribly wrong. You'll probably agree whether or not you manage to listen to the whole episode. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:12 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, what does your dog taste like, season 3, chili dog, vegetarian chili, vagitarian, Frank the hotdog-man, Polish the Bishop, euphemism, Google images, horrific, summary, coincidence, ice sculpture, naked dog, naked neck, no collar, naked tree, leafs, electronic device, sexual euphemisms, sex for people who don't like each other, sex with your enemies, germans, erection, post-sex nuzzle, sleeving is funny This week's superhero's phone booth is filled with a sultry girl gorilla. Would it even get to the point where she gets shit thrown at her? Turns out she's got large breasts. Does that change anything? A swollen ass? A G-string? No? Well, then you and Warren don't share tastes in sultry gorillas. Next, Warren insists we all know the song by ZZ Top, She's Got Legs. What is the feminine version of the line, "She's got legs, she knows how to use them"? I'm sure you have better ideas than we do. Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal She has her own shit she can throw This week's superhero's phone booth is filled with a sultry girl gorilla. Would it even get to the point where she gets shit thrown at her? Turns out she's got large breasts. Does that change anything? A swollen ass? A G-string? No? Well, then you and Warren don't share tastes in sultry gorillas. Next, Warren insists we all know the song by ZZ Top, She's Got Legs. What is the feminine version of the line, "She's got legs, she knows how to use them"? I'm sure you have better ideas than we do. Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 6 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:42 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, leggy gorilla, masturbating, eating poo, gorilla fellatio, Frank the hotdog-guy, superhero's phone booth, bullshit superhero, Biowarfare chick, nemeses, large breasts, swollen ass, huger-sized pants than normal, paper super-hero, inherent gorilla thing, gorilla temptress, this is horrible, she's got legs, zz top, bum, teeth, brush This evening, we bring you some tomato-flavoured muffcake. Warren uses the Rotten Tomatoes scale to determine the "best" song in the world, or at least the song that the most people did not find objectionable. But John quickly fucks up Warren's candidate. Is this a good way to categorize things? Tell us whether you think the rotten tomatoes scale is objectionable or not by giving it a thumbs up or down, and sending it to our email address (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). In Foody Goody, we decide what the difference is between a muffin and a cupcake. This turns out to be a very touchy subject, mainly because John is a testy bitch. Nevertheless, we finally agree on the difference. Listen to hear about our long-awaited solution to this important problem! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Buzz my Woody This evening, we bring you some tomato-flavoured muffcake. Warren uses the Rotten Tomatoes scale to determine the "best" song in the world, or at least the song that the most people did not find objectionable. But John quickly fucks up Warren's candidate. Is this a good way to categorize things? Tell us whether you think the rotten tomatoes scale is objectionable or not by giving it a thumbs up or down, and sending it to our email address (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). In Foody Goody, we decide what the difference is between a muffin and a cupcake. This turns out to be a very touchy subject, mainly because John is a testy bitch. Nevertheless, we finally agree on the difference. Listen to hear about our long-awaited solution to this important problem! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 13 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:17 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, muffcake, Robert Roger Ebert, best song in the world, rotten tomatoes, everybody hurts, REM, yahtzee, checkmate, top movie of all time, toy story 2, imdb, professional movie critics, what's wrong with Roger Ebert's ass, REM medley, foody goody, cupcake, muffin, cheesecake, bran muffin, pie, icing, dessert, shape, obese bran muffin Warren kicks off the week by announcing his upcoming trip to Florida, which initiates a brainstorming session in which we try to avoid copyright infringement regarding the behaviour of drunken women at spring break and their boobs. Then in Pooh Corner, Luc asks what the world should do to compensate for the mistreatment of homosexuals during the holocaust. Says, our suggestion is likely to offend almost everyone, even though, contrary to Warren's first impression, we're NOT suggesting the rounding-up of anyone. The result really would be like Cape Cod, but with show tunes! If you want to support our idea, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Girls went wild: Newfoundbum edition Warren kicks off the week by announcing his upcoming trip to Florida, which initiates a brainstorming session in which we try to avoid copyright infringement regarding the behaviour of drunken women at spring break and their boobs. Then in Pooh Corner, Luc asks what the world should do to compensate for the mistreatment of homosexuals during the holocaust. Says, our suggestion is likely to offend almost everyone, even though, contrary to Warren's first impression, we're NOT suggesting the rounding-up of anyone. The result really would be like Cape Cod, but with show tunes! If you want to support our idea, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 20 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT 9:12 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, making gay amends, no man is an island, Richard Simmons, favourite flag, girls gone wild, boobies, girls gone insane, girls gone crazy, girls went wild, girls gone native, girls gone mental, girls gone uncultivated, girls gone bestial, donkey, pooh corner, popeye¹s chicken, persecuted, the holocaust, genocide, homosexuals, gayland, homopia, lesbos, newfoundbum, reproductive technologies, cape cod, Auschwitz, Gypsy, middle-east, musicals, show tunes The image for T-bone's Skype profile gets us talking about boobs and defensive eye position (except in water, which is a totally different ball park, of course). For those of you who didn't know the relationship between boobs and predation, you're welcome. In Foody Goody, we present part 3 of round 2 of What Am I Eating (Liquid Edition). See if you can guess what Warren is drinking (and to whom) based on very few audio clues! If you don't care, that probably reflects a healthy perspective on what is important, and what is ridiculously pointless. Assuming you can be bothered, feel free to email us to express your indifference (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Toasting John's ass The image for T-bone's Skype profile gets us talking about boobs and defensive eye position (except in water, which is a totally different ball park, of course). For those of you who didn't know the relationship between boobs and predation, you're welcome. In Foody Goody, we present part 3 of round 2 of What Am I Eating (Liquid Edition). See if you can guess what Warren is drinking (and to whom) based on very few audio clues! If you don't care, that probably reflects a healthy perspective on what is important, and what is ridiculously pointless. Assuming you can be bothered, feel free to email us to express your indifference (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 27 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, what, boobs, looking, robe, pipe, Hugh Hefner, creepy boobs, eyebrows, Finnish, predators, hammerhead sharks, fish, water is a whole different ballpark, warren is an idiot, foody goody, what am I eating, liquid edition, piss drinking, toilet flush, scope, Scotland disease, Norwalk virus, pooping, tea, earl grey, vodka martini, Mother Russia, Fat Bastard wine, cinnamon scope, 1st Austin Powers movie, terrible rhyme, what am I snorting, snot We open with lots of dramatic music to emphasize the exciting nature of this episode. We return to the Superhero's Phone Booth to discuss a Romanian superhero: Pumaman! Don't be terrified, because Pumaman only uses his Puma-abilities, death-feigning skills, and confusing nomenclature for non-evil purposes. Does this guy remind you of Manimal? Us too. It might even have been the same show. Then we learn that there are lots of words for pumas. How many can you come up with? Finally, Warren reveals the weakness in Pumaman's death feigning ability, which is a total lack of control over when it happens and how long it lasts. If you can think of any way that fainting would be effective against shit-throwing gorillas or other villains, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Cat-term buffet We open with lots of dramatic music to emphasize the exciting nature of this episode. We return to the Superhero's Phone Booth to discuss a Romanian superhero: Pumaman! Don't be terrified, because Pumaman only uses his Puma-abilities, death-feigning skills, and confusing nomenclature for non-evil purposes. Does this guy remind you of Manimal? Us too. It might even have been the same show. Then we learn that there are lots of words for pumas. How many can you come up with? Finally, Warren reveals the weakness in Pumaman's death feigning ability, which is a total lack of control over when it happens and how long it lasts. If you can think of any way that fainting would be effective against shit-throwing gorillas or other villains, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 3 Jun 2008 19:00:00 GMT 13:03 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pseudo death mode, dramatic music, manimal, Romania, Pumaman, night-vision, fake death, Manimal, panther, cougar, leopard, mountain lion, jaguar, catamount, painter, mountain screamer, faints, shit-throwing gorilla, narcolepsy, hope that you wake up not dead, tit in your tat, pants-unbuttoned This week we find ourselves back on a Nature Walk when Warren asks if there is an Animal Kingdom equivalent to a strip club. This leads to the surprisingly contested revelation that most animals don't wear clothes, since that appears to be required for stripping, unless of course you include sheep that shear themselves. Those sexy sheep are asking for it! Then T-bone points out that dogs with coats are really just accentuating their nude bottom halves. Disturbing, eh? It's even more disturbing when you realize that their owners are responsible for this emphasis of the genitals. Finally, Luc presents a little natural history that is promptly and predictably distorted. Do you think peacocks are more likely to attend a brothel or a strip club? Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A shopping mall for male ornaments This week we find ourselves back on a Nature Walk when Warren asks if there is an Animal Kingdom equivalent to a strip club. This leads to the surprisingly contested revelation that most animals don't wear clothes, since that appears to be required for stripping, unless of course you include sheep that shear themselves. Those sexy sheep are asking for it! Then T-bone points out that dogs with coats are really just accentuating their nude bottom halves. Disturbing, eh? It's even more disturbing when you realize that their owners are responsible for this emphasis of the genitals. Finally, Luc presents a little natural history that is promptly and predictably distorted. Do you think peacocks are more likely to attend a brothel or a strip club? Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:00:00 GMT 12:17 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, brass banana tree, blue oyster, show gorillas, Sinbad, strip club, animal clothes, biology, horse tuxedo, saddles, horse coat, autoshearing, sheep ass parade, rubbing it in your face, wiggling that sheep business, dirty deeds and their done with sheep, dog sweaters, horse jacket, slaves, peacock lek, brothel Do you know the adjective form of the word adjective? It's like "deer", or something. If that's not clear, have a listen and you'll soon figure it out, maybe. Then join us on a nature walk, where we'll discuss tuna recruitment. Sign up today! You'll be treated to a riveting discussion of aquaculture and stem cells. Listen and see if anyone mentions salmon before Warren, or if he's cheaply trying to excuse a musical interlude. Finally, the conversation degrades (as you might have predicted) into talk about John releasing clouds of ejaculate on the side of the road. Luc tries to rerail the discussion by bringing up sneaky fuckers, which makes John wonder why the big dude doesn't notice a massive cloud of foreign sperm whenever he mates. If you can explain this as a sneaker, an alpha male, or a female mimic, please send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal How is fish sex like cross-dressing? Do you know the adjective form of the word adjective? It's like "deer", or something. If that's not clear, have a listen and you'll soon figure it out, maybe. Then join us on a nature walk, where we'll discuss tuna recruitment. Sign up today! You'll be treated to a riveting discussion of aquaculture and stem cells. Listen and see if anyone mentions salmon before Warren, or if he's cheaply trying to excuse a musical interlude. Finally, the conversation degrades (as you might have predicted) into talk about John releasing clouds of ejaculate on the side of the road. Luc tries to rerail the discussion by bringing up sneaky fuckers, which makes John wonder why the big dude doesn't notice a massive cloud of foreign sperm whenever he mates. If you can explain this as a sneaker, an alpha male, or a female mimic, please send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:13 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, spermal adjective, cumtastic, adjective, tuna, sperm, recruitment, aquaculture, herring, stem cells, huge sperm, salmon, horse, giants, external fertilizer, sneaky fucker, sneaker, alpha male, dwarf male, female-mimic, cross-dressers, hot pressure, huh Luc starts this week's episode wondering about going through life talking like a fourth grader writing an exam. Warren tries it out, but has some troubles. Then we move into our "What would it take" segment, where we discuss what it would take for us to shave off all of our body hair. This leads us into a discussion of pricing of ass hair removal, which T-bone seems to know a lot about... most likely because of all his hottub adventures. Tell us about some of your hottub adventures at maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Limited Appeal Hot wax down your crack Luc starts this week's episode wondering about going through life talking like a fourth grader writing an exam. Warren tries it out, but has some troubles. Then we move into our "What would it take" segment, where we discuss what it would take for us to shave off all of our body hair. This leads us into a discussion of pricing of ass hair removal, which T-bone seems to know a lot about... most likely because of all his hottub adventures. Tell us about some of your hottub adventures at maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Thu, 3 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:54 yes limited,appeal,warren,john,luc,mask,man, afro, willis, fourth grader, stormtrooper, what would it take, shaving, body hair, pain in the ass, shmoke and a pancake, cookie monster, hottubbing, scary hairy ass, pam anderson, scapegoat, fuckos, charity people, shave your crack, hair in your milk In this week's nature walk, Warren, uses a racial slur that he learned from a DJ, and then offends the French for good measure! Can you come up with a better slur for Belgian colonialists than us? Probably. Send them to us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Anyway, Warren finally gets round to telling us about macaques, and their high mating frequencies. Then Luc explains what he knows about lion sex, and why it's better to share if you're a male lion, and why females might prefer to be homosexual. Naturally, this leads to reacharound talk. What else were you expecting? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal What you need is a good gang of guys around you In this week's nature walk, Warren, uses a racial slur that he learned from a DJ, and then offends the French for good measure! Can you come up with a better slur for Belgian colonialists than us? Probably. Send them to us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Anyway, Warren finally gets round to telling us about macaques, and their high mating frequencies. Then Luc explains what he knows about lion sex, and why it's better to share if you're a male lion, and why females might prefer to be homosexual. Naturally, this leads to reacharound talk. What else were you expecting? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, whose lacaque is this, girth, hook, barbs, Sinbad, pumaman, pseudo-death mode, macaca, macaque, 97.7 Hits FM, a pejorative epithet used by francophone colonialists in Central Africa's Belgian Congo for the native population, macacacas, macaco, singe, frequent copulation, induced ovulation, lion, penis barbs, homosexual lions, a good gang of guys around you, a lot of reaching, reacharound, yahtzee After John spanks T-bone and threatens to get out the genital cuff, Warren asks us whether Bob Saget has gone nuts as a way of psychologically coping with the Full House days. Listen and you might find out why Bob Saget got the part and whether James Earl Jones was involved. Then in a new Good Idea/Bad Idea segment, Warren asks us to consider the ethics of provoking seizures and migraines in epilectics. Is it morally equivalent to exploiting or decapacitating the deaf? These are important problems, even if decapacitate was not a word until just now. If you can help John and his bugs with some directions, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal If you're listening Bob, don't send your lawyers After John spanks T-bone and threatens to get out the genital cuff, Warren asks us whether Bob Saget has gone nuts as a way of psychologically coping with the Full House days. Listen and you might find out why Bob Saget got the part and whether James Earl Jones was involved. Then in a new Good Idea/Bad Idea segment, Warren asks us to consider the ethics of provoking seizures and migraines in epilectics. Is it morally equivalent to exploiting or decapacitating the deaf? These are important problems, even if decapacitate was not a word until just now. If you can help John and his bugs with some directions, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT 12:46 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, genital cuff, dirty rotten scoundrels, ruprecht, bob saget, the aristocrats, Full House, Bob Saget has no talent, edginess, censors, voice-over, James Earl Jones, lawyers, crack and whores, good idea/bad idea, epilepsy foundation of America, migraines, seizures, deaf, decapacitate, incapacitate, epilepsy is also a bad idea, animal eye refresh rates, disoriented flying bugs, do you want the genital cuff? In case you were expecting us to have a few episodes without talking about defecating, this is what you get. In this week's Urban Legend, Warren exposes the truth about cats, milk, and diarrhoea. If you have a cat you might be disturbed to learn about what is best for it. Then Luc describes one of the (many) seminars he has seen about poop. In this case, he describes a lion scat full of quills from the porcupine he had eaten. Ouch! Why didn't he just eat meat? Finally, T-bone reveals a frightening but amusing lack of understanding about excretory physiology. If you work for the Ex-Lax company, please explain your brand name to us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Sphincter development In case you were expecting us to have a few episodes without talking about defecating, this is what you get. In this week's Urban Legend, Warren exposes the truth about cats, milk, and diarrhoea. If you have a cat you might be disturbed to learn about what is best for it. Then Luc describes one of the (many) seminars he has seen about poop. In this case, he describes a lion scat full of quills from the porcupine he had eaten. Ouch! Why didn't he just eat meat? Finally, T-bone reveals a frightening but amusing lack of understanding about excretory physiology. If you work for the Ex-Lax company, please explain your brand name to us via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, porcupine poop, porcupoop, seabass, pussy edition, cats, milk, diarrhoea, liquid birds, dehydration, horseshit, porcupine, berries, bark, rocks, meat, the quill-to-meat ratio is pretty high, a less quilly source of meat, the sorting machine, paint-thinner, ex-lax, laxative, brown paint, John's cats, zero milk, the shits, superhero, steaming mess This week we'll rush through things, because T-bone needs to shower off before meeting his male friend. John's leg-ass slapping makes Warren think about two-headed dogs for some reason. Then John relates his own dogging story, which involves all kinds of water sports. As usual, the amusement comes at John's expense. Then we make a decision tree concerning what a dog should do towards objects that smell like other dogs. Finally, Warren reminds everyone about the sex habits of Luc's dog. Have you ever used ropes in sex play? If yes, you might want to meet Relic. Email us to set it up (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Where do you want your mouth? This week we'll rush through things, because T-bone needs to shower off before meeting his male friend. John's leg-ass slapping makes Warren think about two-headed dogs for some reason. Then John relates his own dogging story, which involves all kinds of water sports. As usual, the amusement comes at John's expense. Then we make a decision tree concerning what a dog should do towards objects that smell like other dogs. Finally, Warren reminds everyone about the sex habits of Luc's dog. Have you ever used ropes in sex play? If yes, you might want to meet Relic. Email us to set it up (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 7 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:22 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, wet my beep and go, quick shower, slap, the ass of my leg, achilles, Fido, weiner dog, the ass of the phone, the guy with two heads, soccer, no owner around, dog piss, jacket, drinking piss, marking territory, rope humping, coffeetable, Relic, don't smell the rope, rawhide, dog breath, kitchen sink sponge, master of his own domain, it's not masturbating if it's a toy Warren begins this week by asking what is with the Dark Knight movie. Is it cursed, or a series of coincidences? Or poetry? All of the above? How much hoc is involved? Then in ETWTF we try explaining the Olympic opening ceremonies to an alien. If you are permanently employed as an opening ceremonies performer or planner, please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to explain what the point is, and why it's so hard for you to manipulate your box. T-bone wakes up just in time to make a thoroughly confusing (and apparently obscence) contribution, and then we close with some brief comments on the late Bernie Mac. RIP Bernie, however old you are. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Curses, coincidences, and current events Warren begins this week by asking what is with the Dark Knight movie. Is it cursed, or a series of coincidences? Or poetry? All of the above? How much hoc is involved? Then in ETWTF we try explaining the Olympic opening ceremonies to an alien. If you are permanently employed as an opening ceremonies performer or planner, please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to explain what the point is, and why it's so hard for you to manipulate your box. T-bone wakes up just in time to make a thoroughly confusing (and apparently obscence) contribution, and then we close with some brief comments on the late Bernie Mac. RIP Bernie, however old you are. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:25 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, too clever for luc, blackhawk, bernie mac, the dark knight, heath ledger, christian bale, morgan freeman, curse, bullshit, series of coincidences, post-hoc, non-hoc, etwtf, olympics, Beijing, opening ceremonies, China, Superbowl halftime show, shit flashing on their back, showmanship, flair, cube, tricky-looking box lifting, great wall of china, hey I just lifted a box a few times, crimes against the state, ballet program, acid, LSD, olympics commentator, Ron MacLean, Don Cherry, Grapes, sarcoidosis, Bad Santa, Billy Bob Thornton We begin by asking whether clairvoyant people ever mistake their memories of the future for memories of the past. We're so meta! Then in Foody Goody, Warren announces that we've all been eating bananas from the wrong end. Turns out, you're supposed to eat the bottom first, although now that I think of it, if you're one of the few who already knows this, then you'll probably start eating from the wrong end as a result of our advice. Anyway, it turns out there are lots of pros and cons for banana reversing, so you'll have supporters either way. If you're passionate about banana eating methods, or if you're a monkey and care to enlighten us about your technique (for eating bananas, flinging poo, or masturbating), please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Like a flaccid Popsicle We begin by asking whether clairvoyant people ever mistake their memories of the future for memories of the past. We're so meta! Then in Foody Goody, Warren announces that we've all been eating bananas from the wrong end. Turns out, you're supposed to eat the bottom first, although now that I think of it, if you're one of the few who already knows this, then you'll probably start eating from the wrong end as a result of our advice. Anyway, it turns out there are lots of pros and cons for banana reversing, so you'll have supporters either way. If you're passionate about banana eating methods, or if you're a monkey and care to enlighten us about your technique (for eating bananas, flinging poo, or masturbating), please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:36 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, acoustic, attenuation, body hair, Chewbacca, George "The Animal" Steele, clairvoyance, scrotal cancer, bananas, flower, backwards, banana stringy things, monkey, masturbating, evidence, hearsay, pooing techniques, equal expert at pooping, we talk about poop too much, the shit is bananas, suddenly spectacular, flaccid Popsicle, a bowl, finishing strong, pro-banana reversers, argumentative, anti-banana reversing We begin by trying to name five things: lands, but we end up asking many more questions than we can answer in this episode. Can you help us? Is Greenland a country? Is Luseland a land? Can you name 5 Reichs? What is your dependency status? Is Scotland a country or just a nation? Does Greenland have its own soccer team? Who plays for the Vatican's side? Have you ever eaten while crapping? (You should have been expecting a poo question in here somewhere.) Is the problem swallowing or chewing? Continuously or continually? Are you sick of these questions? Why? Would you like to email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net)? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Why are we deceiving ourselves? We begin by trying to name five things: lands, but we end up asking many more questions than we can answer in this episode. Can you help us? Is Greenland a country? Is Luseland a land? Can you name 5 Reichs? What is your dependency status? Is Scotland a country or just a nation? Does Greenland have its own soccer team? Who plays for the Vatican's side? Have you ever eaten while crapping? (You should have been expecting a poo question in here somewhere.) Is the problem swallowing or chewing? Continuously or continually? Are you sick of these questions? Why? Would you like to email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net)? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 4 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:15 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ten things that are not bacon, too clever for luc, name 5 things, scotland, ireland, england, iceland, land of the engs, greenland, newfoundland, deutschland, luseland, this is a land of confusion, phil collins, bathenreich, osterreich, frankreich, canadreich, 3rd Reich, World Cup of Soccer, football, the pope, turkey, eating while shitting, swallowing or chewing In today's Nature Walk, Warren asks Luc whether there is such a thing as a Liger. Spoiler alert: yes there is. We're not sure about Jagther or hybrids of pandas and jaguars, or hybrids involving only male cats. But we have learned that google images has great photos of cross species mating! Then Luc discusses his trip to Africa. Did he spot any ligers? Spoiler alert: no. In spite of this upsetting absence of ligers as well as museums, he did nearly run over a cheetah, and he saw an enormous and aggressively horny bull elephant, leaking from multiple orifices. (Or is it orifi?) Spoiler alert: he survived. Express your disappointment with the prematurely revelatory nature of this description by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Cat on cat action. Rowr! In today's Nature Walk, Warren asks Luc whether there is such a thing as a Liger. Spoiler alert: yes there is. We're not sure about Jagther or hybrids of pandas and jaguars, or hybrids involving only male cats. But we have learned that google images has great photos of cross species mating! Then Luc discusses his trip to Africa. Did he spot any ligers? Spoiler alert: no. In spite of this upsetting absence of ligers as well as museums, he did nearly run over a cheetah, and he saw an enormous and aggressively horny bull elephant, leaking from multiple orifices. (Or is it orifi?) Spoiler alert: he survived. Express your disappointment with the prematurely revelatory nature of this description by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT 13:30 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, external drooling, cheek drooling, magic, dumbo, nature walk, horny, liger, napoleon dynamite, panguar, panda, jagther, nature's accident, imaginary animal, google, mad scientist, guts pushed around, tigon, cat on cat action, luma, honkey, mule, hinney, whinney, roar, loin, size 14 chute, unicorn, natural history museum, Antarctica, cheetoh, slow cheetah, red hot chili peppers, bull elephant, must, cheek glands, dribbling urine, randy, terrible south african accent, arnold schwarzenegger, kruger park, peanut butter, pancakes Once again we come to the rescue for a curious listener who asked the titular question of google, and somehow landed at our site. Since until now we had little to help our new friend, we've decided to remedy things by answering his query. Maybe. Alternatively, we might just start digressing about whether birds get drunk, and then how to explain drinking scotch at work to your boss, and then maybe the preferred snackable form for alcohol dehydrogenase, or why the ancient egyptians performed circumcisions, and how. Or maybe this was all about cats. Look, if you want us to stay on topic, at least articulate your question in an interpretable form. Jackass! Anyway, we somehow answer the dude's question in the end ­ listen to find out how we figured it out. And send us your questions directly by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Chew on T-Bone's nuts! Once again we come to the rescue for a curious listener who asked the titular question of google, and somehow landed at our site. Since until now we had little to help our new friend, we've decided to remedy things by answering his query. Maybe. Alternatively, we might just start digressing about whether birds get drunk, and then how to explain drinking scotch at work to your boss, and then maybe the preferred snackable form for alcohol dehydrogenase, or why the ancient egyptians performed circumcisions, and how. Or maybe this was all about cats. Look, if you want us to stay on topic, at least articulate your question in an interpretable form. Jackass! Anyway, we somehow answer the dude's question in the end ­ listen to find out how we figured it out. And send us your questions directly by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT 12:48 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, who's scared of that waddling bird, swaggering bird, mountain ash berries, drunken birds, alcohol dehydrogenase, ADH chips, delicious alcohol, O-Doul's beer, scotch, tolerance, alcoholic, was a waddling bird scared to the ancient egyptians, scary, sacred, precedent, urban legend, Freud talking about circumcisions, why the ancient egyptians performed circumcisions, beak, cats, wading birds, bird with a limp, make up some shit, unwrapping a new girlfriend In case you were expecting us to tell you when you're meant to laugh while listening to this, you're in luck! Given that our podcast has limited appeal, we thought we would help you out by providing a laugh track on this one episode. In the first controversial segment, we try to name five sitcoms that the world would be better off without. See if you agree with our choices. Then in Good Idea/Bad Idea, we discuss whether laugh tracks are a good idea or a bad idea. We put some extra effort into making sure you're focussed on our show, by giving you lots of laugh track pauses. But I think we've found the right balance so the laugh track is barely noticeable, and certainly not annoying. If we're wrong, once you stop laughing you can email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to tell us we suck. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Hilarious foreign accents In case you were expecting us to tell you when you're meant to laugh while listening to this, you're in luck! Given that our podcast has limited appeal, we thought we would help you out by providing a laugh track on this one episode. In the first controversial segment, we try to name five sitcoms that the world would be better off without. See if you agree with our choices. Then in Good Idea/Bad Idea, we discuss whether laugh tracks are a good idea or a bad idea. We put some extra effort into making sure you're focussed on our show, by giving you lots of laugh track pauses. But I think we've found the right balance so the laugh track is barely noticeable, and certainly not annoying. If we're wrong, once you stop laughing you can email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to tell us we suck. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, isn't that funny, laughtrack, ha!, you suck, kramer, racist, michael richards, name 5 things, perfect strangers, full house, the fresh prince of bel-air, will smith, steve urkel, family matters, dharma and greg, alf, face, hooray, gimmick, good idea, bad idea, reset yourself, Seinfeld, rollerblading, the office, arrested development, the simpsons, 24, theme song from alf, hmph This week's inventions and shit brought to you by Baba Ghanoush. You too could be featured in a Limited Appeal episode! Just email us with your ideas for a segment (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Anyway, Anfern-- sorry, Baba, suggests scratch and sniff underwear as a new invention. Turns out there are many scenarios in which this could be useful, including those pesky times when you can hardly stand the freshness of your underpants. If anyone is still listening, we'll also tell you why T-bone is perhaps always surrounded by exactly 400 people, and discuss whether scratching your ass is more or less embarrassing than farting. Another classic episode of Limited Appeal, even before we discuss the proper placement of brakelights during a hailstorm! Did I mention we're not big on segues? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A better idea than poop smell This week's inventions and shit brought to you by Baba Ghanoush. You too could be featured in a Limited Appeal episode! Just email us with your ideas for a segment (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Anyway, Anfern-- sorry, Baba, suggests scratch and sniff underwear as a new invention. Turns out there are many scenarios in which this could be useful, including those pesky times when you can hardly stand the freshness of your underpants. If anyone is still listening, we'll also tell you why T-bone is perhaps always surrounded by exactly 400 people, and discuss whether scratching your ass is more or less embarrassing than farting. Another classic episode of Limited Appeal, even before we discuss the proper placement of brakelights during a hailstorm! Did I mention we're not big on segues? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 2 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT 13:34 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, grandma ghanoush, ganoush, ghanouj, anthony, daryl, leblanc, pooptube, Anfernee, Hardaway, speech impediment, scratch-and-sniff, underwear, gotch, gitch, carburetor fluid, popcorn, poop, fart, baby powder, deodorant, shitty old underwear, prestained, scratching your ass, blind girl, friction in your pants, velcro, rub your ass raw, lavender, sexy-time, cold-filtered, Coors Light, itchy, brake lights, reverse lights, flat tire, minimalism, ford focus, gypping the Europeans, freak out, auto union, two fucking brake lights on every car, ramifications, milk Our episode starts with another refreshing segment of "Alcoholics Says", featuring a very loud drink, apparently newly invented by Luc. It's not very good, but perhaps better than its name suggests. You'll understand if you listen. Then in Foody Goody, we continue our long-delayed "What Am I Eating: Liquid Edition" contest, which T-bone hosts with more flourish than usual in an effort to give us a sense of the drink's texture. Play along and see if you can guess what T-bone is quaffing, and to whom. And how is pudding gargled? Tell us your experience by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A perfect lack of connection to anything Our episode starts with another refreshing segment of "Alcoholics Says", featuring a very loud drink, apparently newly invented by Luc. It's not very good, but perhaps better than its name suggests. You'll understand if you listen. Then in Foody Goody, we continue our long-delayed "What Am I Eating: Liquid Edition" contest, which T-bone hosts with more flourish than usual in an effort to give us a sense of the drink's texture. Play along and see if you can guess what T-bone is quaffing, and to whom. And how is pudding gargled? Tell us your experience by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 8 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:37 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, vertical, crap, annie lennox, alcoholics says, afternoon, beer in the morning, Morgan's Spiced Righteous and True Rum, pink grapefruit squash, marmalade, a fruity little fucker, foody goody, what am i eating, liquid edition, liquidly in the lead, gargle, pudding, milkshake, cow, smoothie, mustard, bubble tea, big dirty giant straw, tapioca, asians, pomegranate juice, club soda, cast, phantom of the opera, anything goes Today's episode is full of provocative questions again. Get ready by polishing up your helmet for sportage, in which we discuss whether looking so good should be penalized, and for how long. How about looking so bad? Even in hockey? Maybe a free kick? Is this all related to the insurance industry? Then in Foody Goody, Warren describes his morning diet. Do you know a good gastroenterologist who might be able to sort out his guts? Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Also, can you tell us how big pea nuts should be? Have you tried wasabi-covered strawberries? Not even in a salad dressing? What's so special about special K? Does it just stand for Kereal? Does T-bone believe in segues? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Would you like some wasabi for your kereal? Today's episode is full of provocative questions again. Get ready by polishing up your helmet for sportage, in which we discuss whether looking so good should be penalized, and for how long. How about looking so bad? Even in hockey? Maybe a free kick? Is this all related to the insurance industry? Then in Foody Goody, Warren describes his morning diet. Do you know a good gastroenterologist who might be able to sort out his guts? Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Also, can you tell us how big pea nuts should be? Have you tried wasabi-covered strawberries? Not even in a salad dressing? What's so special about special K? Does it just stand for Kereal? Does T-bone believe in segues? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:58 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, 2 minutes, lookin so good, crackling fire, special k, wasabi peas, maurice richard, the rocket, grecian formula, suspension, penalty box, pummeling box, Tim Hunter, hockey rules, flamboyant, take some measures in my own hands, masturbation euphemism, insurance for scars, some wood in your mouth, strawberries, ice cream, wasabi-covered peanuts, blueberries, granola, wasabi quota, the meat of a peanut, special K, fancy letter K, Kellogg, syphilis, burning, i can't wait for the syphilis We begin this special holiday episode by trying to name five things to carve at Halloween other than pumpkins. (It's not very nice to the pumpkins, after all.) You can play along, but remember where to stick your candle. And all wooden things count together. Why can't pumpkin insides be a mash of non-stringy mush? It's just confusing. If you can help clear up the confusion, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then in Urban Legend, Warren tells us about the increased risk of zombification that arises when people are regularly hypnotized. Do you or your friends show any symptoms? Listen and we will reveal the two things that will certainly decrease your risk of turning into a zombie, presuming that's a bad thing. Voila! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Zombification avoidance We begin this special holiday episode by trying to name five things to carve at Halloween other than pumpkins. (It's not very nice to the pumpkins, after all.) You can play along, but remember where to stick your candle. And all wooden things count together. Why can't pumpkin insides be a mash of non-stringy mush? It's just confusing. If you can help clear up the confusion, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Then in Urban Legend, Warren tells us about the increased risk of zombification that arises when people are regularly hypnotized. Do you or your friends show any symptoms? Listen and we will reveal the two things that will certainly decrease your risk of turning into a zombie, presuming that's a bad thing. Voila! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:00:00 GMT 15:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, etymology, what the fuck kind of question is that, Halloween, Holloween, name 5 things, pumpkin, carve, tree, wood, scary face, candle, spout, sap, Australia, maple tree, pine, exotic, eucalyptus, park bench, jack-o-lantern, wax, watermelon, pumpkin pie, pumpkin guts, pumpkin seeds, stringy, coconut, coconut milk, coconut-o-lantern, coconuts are complicated little fuckers, rotting fish, tuna, dolphin, mouth-opening stick, hypnosis, zombie movie, irrational anxiety, speaking from a position of ignorance, Halloween bitch, eat brains, rigor mortis, talking zombie, living dead sequel, voila We begin this week by asking whether amazon.com's experiments in changing the prices of items according to the interest and loyalty of customers are a good idea or a bad idea. What about changing the price of cold soda depending on how hot it is? Regardless of whether the idea is any good, it does make John predictably angry, which is somehow rewarding. What do you think? Should loyalty be rewarded or punished? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We don't actually care what you think, but asking fulfils my obligation to write a couple of lines for this episode's description, and gets the tricky insertion of our email address out of the way. Awesome! Anyway, after quite a lot of discussion, we decide to conduct a couple of experiments of our own to see if Amazon is doing anything shady in settings its prices. You can play along with us if you have a computer with Internet access and nothing better to do. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal In a bad way We begin this week by asking whether amazon.com's experiments in changing the prices of items according to the interest and loyalty of customers are a good idea or a bad idea. What about changing the price of cold soda depending on how hot it is? Regardless of whether the idea is any good, it does make John predictably angry, which is somehow rewarding. What do you think? Should loyalty be rewarded or punished? Let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We don't actually care what you think, but asking fulfils my obligation to write a couple of lines for this episode's description, and gets the tricky insertion of our email address out of the way. Awesome! Anyway, after quite a lot of discussion, we decide to conduct a couple of experiments of our own to see if Amazon is doing anything shady in settings its prices. You can play along with us if you have a computer with Internet access and nothing better to do. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 5 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT 13:18 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, the vagina are huge, wonder woman, amazon, good idea/bad idea, product price, user interest, customer loyalty, a total asshole thing to do, one price for everyone, 60 minutes, somebody else who doesn't fuck me constantly, fuck me in the wallet, Louie Lawent, worst "comedy" book about god in the history of the fucking universe, War and Peace, The Price is Right, privacyright.org, three other assholes, good business sense, first time buyer, used car dealers, Saturn, everyone should be driving Saturns, hypnosis, DVDs, Pearl Harbor, 60th Anniversary Commemorative Edition, Ben Affleck, Hollywood, yep yep yep yep, Happy Days, Big Al, Hoss has to pay more Good morning AND welcome. This episode begins with another Nature Walk. Hooray! Warren was watching a movie by M. Night Shyamalan, and the one thing that shattered his suspension of disbelief was a quotation of Einstein on a science classroom board suggesting that if bees vanished, humans would quickly go extinct. Strangely, Warren is more sceptical than Luc about this "fact", perhaps because Luc considers the importance of bees for humans to stretch slightly beyond their delicious contributions of honey to our world. Then in Good Idea/Bad Idea, Warren asks if hybrid car owners deserve special nearby parking spaces. What about walkers and cyclists? Don't they deserve special parking privileges? What about people who drive an El Camino? Or doorless Jeeps? If you own any of these, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) so John can make an appointment to kick you in the balls. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Suicide inhibition suppression Good morning AND welcome. This episode begins with another Nature Walk. Hooray! Warren was watching a movie by M. Night Shyamalan, and the one thing that shattered his suspension of disbelief was a quotation of Einstein on a science classroom board suggesting that if bees vanished, humans would quickly go extinct. Strangely, Warren is more sceptical than Luc about this "fact", perhaps because Luc considers the importance of bees for humans to stretch slightly beyond their delicious contributions of honey to our world. Then in Good Idea/Bad Idea, Warren asks if hybrid car owners deserve special nearby parking spaces. What about walkers and cyclists? Don't they deserve special parking privileges? What about people who drive an El Camino? Or doorless Jeeps? If you own any of these, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) so John can make an appointment to kick you in the balls. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT 12:50 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, stop swatting, fucking bees, bad things could happen, mark wahlberg, marky mark, nature walk, terrible movie, M. Night Shyamalan, science class, chalkboard, Albert Einstein, vanishing bees, human extinction, self-destruct sequence, honey, cereals, teas, pollination, pumpkin seeds, coconut bees, plants killing people, toxin, suicide inhibition suppression, good idea/bad idea, horrible idea, handicapped, pregnant women, the back of the lot, trar, cruck, el camino, kick you in the balls, Jeep, SUV, roll down the windscreen, wind resistance Have you got a soothing neck or face? After an unsuccessful attempt to spin the tracks, Luc describes his trip to Belgium (pause for laughs) where he visited the spa in Spa, and received a facial. Apparently it was kind of relaxing in spite of all the goop covering his face. Would you rather be the facial giver or the facial receiver? Really? Even if you knew that there would be all kinds of gunk coming out of someone's head? You're a weirdo. Anyway, we also discuss new possible patterns of eyebrow grooming – you might want to try one of our suggestions and break new ground in the realm of facial hair fashion. Finally, we chat about the easy-listening music that characterizes any experience at a spa or thermal bath. If you are a new-age artist or masseur and can give us hints on how to stay awake at work, please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal What's the difference between getting rubbed up and rubbed down? Have you got a soothing neck or face? After an unsuccessful attempt to spin the tracks, Luc describes his trip to Belgium (pause for laughs) where he visited the spa in Spa, and received a facial. Apparently it was kind of relaxing in spite of all the goop covering his face. Would you rather be the facial giver or the facial receiver? Really? Even if you knew that there would be all kinds of gunk coming out of someone's head? You're a weirdo. Anyway, we also discuss new possible patterns of eyebrow grooming – you might want to try one of our suggestions and break new ground in the realm of facial hair fashion. Finally, we chat about the easy-listening music that characterizes any experience at a spa or thermal bath. If you are a new-age artist or masseur and can give us hints on how to stay awake at work, please email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:00:00 GMT 12:31 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, my soothing neck and face, relaxing music, easy-listening, new-age, spa, thermal baths, old people, facial, hot steam, gunk, blackheads, burning, scrub, accidental face-washing, steel wool, eyebrow grooming, eyebrow plucking, monobrow, unibrow, tribrow, fivebrow, reverse hitler mustache, draw on eyebrows, better than Moose Jaw, hot springs, Frankfurt, frankfurters, hot dogs, Hamburg, hamburgers, Vienna, wieners, massage, dude, did it move, discovery massage, fun places, beginners, monkey wrench, awakening experience, rubbed up, rubbed down In this week's Urban Legend segment, Warren discusses the recent discovery of sabre-toothed deer, which once lurked among regular grazing deer and pounced upon unsuspecting herbivores. A key aspect of their predatory habits (how this was learned from fossils is not revealed) was to keep their heads in the grass to conceal their enormous teeth, a strategy that may or may not be shared by certain mimics of female fireflies. You can probably imagine that given all the discussion of neck width, the origin of the species, and the mechanics of hybrid sex, we're going to need more than one episode to fully treat this topic. If so, your imagination is in luck! We'll have more sabre teeth in next week's episode. If you would rather we don't, you can email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). It won't make a difference, but it might make John annoyed in a way that is entertaining to some of us. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal One of the thickest necks of any animal In this week's Urban Legend segment, Warren discusses the recent discovery of sabre-toothed deer, which once lurked among regular grazing deer and pounced upon unsuspecting herbivores. A key aspect of their predatory habits (how this was learned from fossils is not revealed) was to keep their heads in the grass to conceal their enormous teeth, a strategy that may or may not be shared by certain mimics of female fireflies. You can probably imagine that given all the discussion of neck width, the origin of the species, and the mechanics of hybrid sex, we're going to need more than one episode to fully treat this topic. If so, your imagination is in luck! We'll have more sabre teeth in next week's episode. If you would rather we don't, you can email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). It won't make a difference, but it might make John annoyed in a way that is entertaining to some of us. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 3 Dec 2008 19:00:00 GMT 11:20 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, sabretooth pants, sabre-toothed pants, number one, the rubbles, flintstones, hopperoo, that cat, fossils, carnivorous, hiding head in grass, deer-hearing, ambush deer, hungry mode, defense mode, Photinus, Photuris, firefly, aggressive mimicry, female flash mimic, 25000 BC, neck thickness, bridge species, musical bullshit, erect, large poop-chute, chute fossils, cow eating chickens, convergent evolution, chickenophagy What is the purpose of pants? Don't be so sure you know the answer until you've given us a listen. We could save you all kinds of showering time! Then in the Superhero's phone booth, Warren introduces Sabretooth Man! Get it? He has...sabreteeth! It's not clear how he manages to eat without injuring himself, nor what his main strategies are for defeating villains, but Warren insists he's effective in fighting crime, and even illustrates a scenario through which Sabretooth man might prevail, which involves stealth and biting the sweet spot. And maybe a gun (for long range fighting). Listen and then judge for yourself! Let us know what you think via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Acoustically running down your leg What is the purpose of pants? Don't be so sure you know the answer until you've given us a listen. We could save you all kinds of showering time! Then in the Superhero's phone booth, Warren introduces Sabretooth Man! Get it? He has...sabreteeth! It's not clear how he manages to eat without injuring himself, nor what his main strategies are for defeating villains, but Warren insists he's effective in fighting crime, and even illustrates a scenario through which Sabretooth man might prevail, which involves stealth and biting the sweet spot. And maybe a gun (for long range fighting). Listen and then judge for yourself! Let us know what you think via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:00:00 GMT 13:33 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, sabretooth pants, sabre-toothed pants, number one, trousers, pants, country of idiots, chafing, vagina chafing, smell, stench, shower, zipper injury, shit happens, superhero's phone booth, menace, a dandy with buck teeth, handicap, scars on his shoulders, speech impediment, normal sized teeth man, subway, gun, superhero training pants, pilot episode This year we bring you a brand new Tedmas special! Luc starts things off by revealing how the British are woefully deficient in eggnog and eggnog lore. Then it turns out that even we don't know what nog is. So we make some shit up, with some help from the internet. Then raise a glass of cornnog and join our discussion of redundant food names. Can you resolve the weakness in the naming conventions of redundant names? What other kinds of gum are there than chewing gum? You can probably guess where we're headed with this topic, but give us a listen anyway. You might be surprised about how many types of gum there are! Even if some of them are not really culturally accepted. Send us your jolly holly Tedmas greetings by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Great tidings of gummy joy This year we bring you a brand new Tedmas special! Luc starts things off by revealing how the British are woefully deficient in eggnog and eggnog lore. Then it turns out that even we don't know what nog is. So we make some shit up, with some help from the internet. Then raise a glass of cornnog and join our discussion of redundant food names. Can you resolve the weakness in the naming conventions of redundant names? What other kinds of gum are there than chewing gum? You can probably guess where we're headed with this topic, but give us a listen anyway. You might be surprised about how many types of gum there are! Even if some of them are not really culturally accepted. Send us your jolly holly Tedmas greetings by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:00:00 GMT 10:07 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, nog, gum, kernel it up, chestnuts, Hewdge!, egg, eggnog, beefnog, meatnog, Ferengi, Star Trek, Deep Space Nine, rum, corn nog, redundant food names, tomato ketchup, chewing gum, anal gum, bubble gum, minty farts, ball gum, sugar-free gum, center-filled gum, cut and wrap gum, chiclet gum, medicated gum, powedered gum, dragee gum, ribbon gum, tube gum, spaghetti gum, suppositories, anal lozenges, 2009 in the year of Ted Happy New Year! In the first episode of 2009, we boldly attempt to name 5 sports in which the danger and risk are maximized, but the respect gained by participating in the sport is minimized. Warren's suggested example is the luge. Sorry, lugers, but he's got a point. We come up with several other candidates, most of which seem to involve combinations of two other things, e.g., skiing and jumping, punting and tackling, croquet while horse riding, skateboarding while sun tanning, and sword fighting while being without pants (hey, the danger has to be maximized, remember)? Let us know if we neglected to mention your own sport, or if you wish to sign our petition to renew television coverage of the lumberjack games (email us at maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Get ready for a lifetime of explaining yourself Happy New Year! In the first episode of 2009, we boldly attempt to name 5 sports in which the danger and risk are maximized, but the respect gained by participating in the sport is minimized. Warren's suggested example is the luge. Sorry, lugers, but he's got a point. We come up with several other candidates, most of which seem to involve combinations of two other things, e.g., skiing and jumping, punting and tackling, croquet while horse riding, skateboarding while sun tanning, and sword fighting while being without pants (hey, the danger has to be maximized, remember)? Let us know if we neglected to mention your own sport, or if you wish to sign our petition to renew television coverage of the lumberjack games (email us at maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 7 Jan 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:07 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, no respect, double luge, lugers, world champion, ski jumping, low crotch pants, ski jumping gangsters, Eddie the Eagle, sword fighting, pirates, maybe category, codpiece, codpieceless fencing, street luge, skateboarding and sun tanning, place-kicker, punter, American football, blocked severely, log-rolling, lumberjack games, polo, rich boys game, croquet with horses, show-jumping, equestrian, Superman, Clark Kent, pantsless sword fighting, Christopher Reeve Listen closely, because the passing trucks are noisy today. This week's episode features another segment of Dictionary Plus, in which Warren introduces an exciting new contest: Who's that Word: Competitive Eating Edition. Warren will name a term used in the competitive eating circuit, and the others have to decide what it means. The closest guess will be awarded a point in some fashion that will no doubt contribute to one's chances of a reach-related-reward. Widen your stance a bit, shake things out, and turn your hat backwards in anticipation of this round: you'll need all the space you can manage, because today's term is "dropping the mule". We have done our best to keep ass-related puns to a minimum, but in case you were expecting something, our best isn't very good. Have you read any good books on competitive eating lately? Send us your recommendations by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Eat this podcast Listen closely, because the passing trucks are noisy today. This week's episode features another segment of Dictionary Plus, in which Warren introduces an exciting new contest: Who's that Word: Competitive Eating Edition. Warren will name a term used in the competitive eating circuit, and the others have to decide what it means. The closest guess will be awarded a point in some fashion that will no doubt contribute to one's chances of a reach-related-reward. Widen your stance a bit, shake things out, and turn your hat backwards in anticipation of this round: you'll need all the space you can manage, because today's term is "dropping the mule". We have done our best to keep ass-related puns to a minimum, but in case you were expecting something, our best isn't very good. Have you read any good books on competitive eating lately? Send us your recommendations by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:29 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, great book of mules, mule directory, mail order mule, check out this ass, ted the mule, wine, dictionary plus, who's that word, competitive eating, dropping the mule, cock and balls, opening things up, over the top, Sylvester Stallone, arm wrestling, turning your hat backwards, 300 hot dogs, turning the amp to 11, dropped the mule, a fucking fantastic movie, shit your pants halfway through, spilling the plate full of food, cheating technique, dropping the mule, perogie eating contests, mule eating contests, a good book, $2.99, eat this book, Winnipeg, track and field, pooping yourself If you are easily offended by misogynistic questions, or perhaps even if you aren't, you might want to skip this week's episode. It centers on the latest segment of "Your Body and You", in which T-Bone requests the development of a certain litmus test that probably doesn't involve acidity. Should it involve communication, or is that, as some of us suspect, a really bad idea? Maybe a measuring device of some sort? How does one deal with the stretching? Could you start with ping-pong balls, and then work your way up? Or is that another really bad idea? Does a girl want some kind of prosthesis? Like a puppet? Or fuzzy vice? Regardless of how important this may or may not be, send us your ideas for solving this problem by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A sheep wouldn't cut it If you are easily offended by misogynistic questions, or perhaps even if you aren't, you might want to skip this week's episode. It centers on the latest segment of "Your Body and You", in which T-Bone requests the development of a certain litmus test that probably doesn't involve acidity. Should it involve communication, or is that, as some of us suspect, a really bad idea? Maybe a measuring device of some sort? How does one deal with the stretching? Could you start with ping-pong balls, and then work your way up? Or is that another really bad idea? Does a girl want some kind of prosthesis? Like a puppet? Or fuzzy vice? Regardless of how important this may or may not be, send us your ideas for solving this problem by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Sun, 1 Feb 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:10 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, hallway, here we go, echoey, bouncing around, hallway monitor, Derek, huge, pussy, vagina, litmus test, pH, strips, communication, HUGE!, measuring device, donkey, footballs, censorship, relative, prosthesis, sock, fuzzy, battery powered, sextoy, closing the gap, crank, vice, tickling, very enlightening It turns out John's cat George meows on command. And sometimes, it meows just because it wants to. Do you care? I didn't think so. And who the fuck cares about a calendar about narrow boats? Did you even know about these? You will by the end of this show, whether you care to or not. Turns out, they're long, and pretty narrow. Not like a Viking boat, though. Venice style. Surprisingly narrow. Especially the modern boats, which are slightly narrower. Somehow all this talk of boats leads to Australian penis nicknames. You really should have expected as much. If you know where we can find a calendar about narrow boats or Australian penis nicknames, please let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Meow! It turns out John's cat George meows on command. And sometimes, it meows just because it wants to. Do you care? I didn't think so. And who the fuck cares about a calendar about narrow boats? Did you even know about these? You will by the end of this show, whether you care to or not. Turns out, they're long, and pretty narrow. Not like a Viking boat, though. Venice style. Surprisingly narrow. Especially the modern boats, which are slightly narrower. Somehow all this talk of boats leads to Australian penis nicknames. You really should have expected as much. If you know where we can find a calendar about narrow boats or Australian penis nicknames, please let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:00:00 GMT 12:33 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, narrow pussy, who the fuck cares, whom the fuck cares, narrow boats, venice, union station, Toronto, cats in hats, discarded fridges in landfills, used plastic utensils, animal shit calendar, canoes, paddling boat, google, narrowboat, ferrari, maneuverable boat, flat-bottomed, rapids, kayak, narrow penis, clubbing, chode, grimace, HUGE! narrow stack, cat names We're back! After a somewhat lengthy hiatus during which we were busy with, er, some other things, we've returned with a long-awaited next episode. Maybe someone was awaiting it. Anyone? Hello? Whatever. In this week's Foody Goody Session we feature Round 2 of our Who's That Word: Competitive Eating Edition contest. If you've forgotten during our absence, the point (yes, there is a point) is for each of the others to guess the meaning of Warren's nominated technical term from the competitive eating world. Riveting shit, let me assure you. In what other show can you get references to the Bible, Seinfeld, dropkicks, the laws of Physics, wet bread, and a reacharound all at once? Not many, I guess. I wonder why not? If you know, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Stop Abusing That Bird! We're back! After a somewhat lengthy hiatus during which we were busy with, er, some other things, we've returned with a long-awaited next episode. Maybe someone was awaiting it. Anyone? Hello? Whatever. In this week's Foody Goody Session we feature Round 2 of our Who's That Word: Competitive Eating Edition contest. If you've forgotten during our absence, the point (yes, there is a point) is for each of the others to guess the meaning of Warren's nominated technical term from the competitive eating world. Riveting shit, let me assure you. In what other show can you get references to the Bible, Seinfeld, dropkicks, the laws of Physics, wet bread, and a reacharound all at once? Not many, I guess. I wonder why not? If you know, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 4 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:35 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, solomon rushdee, Salman Rushdie, Saul Bass, Foody Goody, Who's That Word, Competitive Eating Edition, reacharound contest, the solomon method, bird noise, Samson, long hair, King Solomon, split the baby in half, wise, half a baby, Seinfeld, Newman, half a bike, Kramer, Elaine, eating things in halves, drop-kick in the stomach, ripple effect, laws of Physics, Salomon Skis, chilled food, cold hands, Kobayashi, rapid-fire eating, tuning in, evolving, massive testicals, scrotum lungs It's the ultimate episode of season three, but only in the chronological sense. Our intro somehow leads us to question Stompin Tom's obvious neediness. How many law degrees, posses, discount cards or names does this guy want? Jesus. Anyway, to cheer us up Culture.ca has apparently now included us in their podcast directory after several months of considering any ultimatums (ultimata?) we may or may not have sent their way. It's still not clear whether the collapse of their webpage was a result of including us. Either way, thanks a lot, culture.ca! Expect your meat tray/fruit cake by email. And congratulations for really upping the pressure on Conan! If you downloaded this podcast via culture.ca or Conan O'Brien's website, please let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal How does one get a brigade? It's the ultimate episode of season three, but only in the chronological sense. Our intro somehow leads us to question Stompin Tom's obvious neediness. How many law degrees, posses, discount cards or names does this guy want? Jesus. Anyway, to cheer us up Culture.ca has apparently now included us in their podcast directory after several months of considering any ultimatums (ultimata?) we may or may not have sent their way. It's still not clear whether the collapse of their webpage was a result of including us. Either way, thanks a lot, culture.ca! Expect your meat tray/fruit cake by email. And congratulations for really upping the pressure on Conan! If you downloaded this podcast via culture.ca or Conan O'Brien's website, please let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, wistful cultural rejection, acceptance, stompin tom connors, don cherry, stompin don, honorary law degree, st. thomas university, Fredericton, order of canada, zellers, brigade, posse, hooligans, companion, maxwell yalden, carleton, the hockey song, culture.ca, shit category, audioblog, good enough idea, ultimatum, conan o'brien, cone Welcome to Series/Season 4! We have a dramatic beginning for you, sort of. At long last, you'll know who won the What am I....Who's That Bird...What am I Drinking...Who's That Word: Competitive Eating Edition. Whatever. I'm sure you're dripping with anticipation. (Some people get drippy when anticipating things, I think.) Up to five points will get awarded in the final round! And this round, they're not just words, they're questions! Are you up to the Milk Challenge? Could it involve crazy amounts of milk and gumming your mouth with crackers? Or breasts? Vomiting? Anyone? What if we fed you a nine pound cheeseburger? Would you vomit then? How about if you run the steeplechase? Would you like some Alex Trebek musak to go with your habanero peppers? Aren't they vegetables? Am I rambling with excessive questions again? Why don't you email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) and let me know? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal There's no stopping your shock Welcome to Series/Season 4! We have a dramatic beginning for you, sort of. At long last, you'll know who won the What am I....Who's That Bird...What am I Drinking...Who's That Word: Competitive Eating Edition. Whatever. I'm sure you're dripping with anticipation. (Some people get drippy when anticipating things, I think.) Up to five points will get awarded in the final round! And this round, they're not just words, they're questions! Are you up to the Milk Challenge? Could it involve crazy amounts of milk and gumming your mouth with crackers? Or breasts? Vomiting? Anyone? What if we fed you a nine pound cheeseburger? Would you vomit then? How about if you run the steeplechase? Would you like some Alex Trebek musak to go with your habanero peppers? Aren't they vegetables? Am I rambling with excessive questions again? Why don't you email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) and let me know? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT 13:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, final round, who's that word, competitive eating edition, milk challenge, obscene quantity of milk, lemon juice, curdled milk, gallon of milk, intermittent milk and soda crackers, breastfeeding challenge, throw up, exactly right, no judges, golden point, 110 pound girl, 9 pound cheeseburger, 48 minutes and 10 seconds, the closest T-bone has ever come to a reacharound on this show, speed round, steeplechase, terrible question, Jeopardy, hot dogs, carrots, beets, potatoes, brownies, cheeseburgers, chicken wings, meatballs, habanero peppers, habernero peppers, antivegetable, hamburgers, lasagna, donuts, apple pie, shrimp, breadsticks, frozen custard, Dale Boone, 10 minutes, looking forward to my reacharound, 3 points for 5 answers Enh? Come closer! We're going on a Nature Walk to start this week, and it features all kinds of stubborn/asshole animals. The debate we have centres on whether stubborn-ness is a sign of intellect, and the relative intelligence of newborn humans and donkeys. Then, conspicuously without any transitional material of any kind, we jump to a discussion of the Google ads on our website, which we are not asking you to click on explicitly, although we certainly think you might enjoy the products made by whatever sponsor is unlucky enough to be associated with our site thanks to an accidental coincidence of keywords. Finally, in Music and Music, Warren asks about KISS's make-up. What was the point, and what kind of password issues might they have come up against? If you know the answer, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Are you smarter than a newborn, jackass? Enh? Come closer! We're going on a Nature Walk to start this week, and it features all kinds of stubborn/asshole animals. The debate we have centres on whether stubborn-ness is a sign of intellect, and the relative intelligence of newborn humans and donkeys. Then, conspicuously without any transitional material of any kind, we jump to a discussion of the Google ads on our website, which we are not asking you to click on explicitly, although we certainly think you might enjoy the products made by whatever sponsor is unlucky enough to be associated with our site thanks to an accidental coincidence of keywords. Finally, in Music and Music, Warren asks about KISS's make-up. What was the point, and what kind of password issues might they have come up against? If you know the answer, let us know via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:22 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, goats 2009, number 1, launchpad, paper towels, adam sandler, sunflowers, golfing, donkey, smart donkeys, stubborn, dolphin, dumbest human, dead people, newborn, shitbug, the point of friendship, sponsor, google, ads, website, music and music, KISS comic, make-up, face, road manager, wives, password, KISS1, lightning esses, Paul Stanley, flamboyant, publicity stunt, relic, Beth, giddy up And......continue! T-bone begins the second part of our goaty live face-to-face recording by describing his new drink in Alcoholics Says: the nogalyser. It's a bit like a paralyser, but more egg-y. Kind of similarly, we learn that disliking something is a bit like not liking it, but more offensive and/or accurate. Then in Foody Goody, Warren asks us to name 5 things that should be eaten be eaten frozen, but that are not yet typically consumed in a frozen state. If you doubt that this could be the basis for a long and drawn out discussion (including many undoubtedly million-dollar ideas for new products), you're not familiar with our podcast. Congratulations! Should you decide to listen anyway, let us know how it was for you by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Grab yourself a Mr. Soupsy, and refresh your nuts and bolts before we begin And......continue! T-bone begins the second part of our goaty live face-to-face recording by describing his new drink in Alcoholics Says: the nogalyser. It's a bit like a paralyser, but more egg-y. Kind of similarly, we learn that disliking something is a bit like not liking it, but more offensive and/or accurate. Then in Foody Goody, Warren asks us to name 5 things that should be eaten be eaten frozen, but that are not yet typically consumed in a frozen state. If you doubt that this could be the basis for a long and drawn out discussion (including many undoubtedly million-dollar ideas for new products), you're not familiar with our podcast. Congratulations! Should you decide to listen anyway, let us know how it was for you by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:00:00 GMT 13:52 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, goats, number 2, second movement, Adam, Alcoholics Says, nogalyser, rum and coke, eggnog, despise, conceived, Christmas carol, Bill Cosby, Jello, pudding pop, guacamole, guacsicle, liquid chips, tequila, bananas, apples, salsa, sour cream, soup, soupsicle, donut, roasting donut, icenuts, gravy cake, perogie, dimebags, bite-sized gravy, relish, beer, gallons, baja rosa, baja froza, hold your breath, those are big nipples OK! If you can manage to listen beyond the revolting audio apparently provided by Luc, you'll learn about another Urban Legend that answers the question, "What did people use for prophylaxis before latex was invented?" Of course the answer is a great big pile of bullshit, as usual, and all the usual disclaimers about not following the medical advice that some of us provide hold. Still, if you have tried "getting inked" and want to report on the sensation, or lack thereof, please let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). On a dubiously related topic, what the hell is with Grimace, Ronald's special purple friend? Freak. Finally, in Your Body and You, Warren asks the point of earlobes, and T-Bone knows the answer!! Well…sort of. The rest of the episode is a bit more offensive than usual. You've been warned, body-modification aficionados! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal The Grimace of penises OK! If you can manage to listen beyond the revolting audio apparently provided by Luc, you'll learn about another Urban Legend that answers the question, "What did people use for prophylaxis before latex was invented?" Of course the answer is a great big pile of bullshit, as usual, and all the usual disclaimers about not following the medical advice that some of us provide hold. Still, if you have tried "getting inked" and want to report on the sensation, or lack thereof, please let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). On a dubiously related topic, what the hell is with Grimace, Ronald's special purple friend? Freak. Finally, in Your Body and You, Warren asks the point of earlobes, and T-Bone knows the answer!! Well…sort of. The rest of the episode is a bit more offensive than usual. You've been warned, body-modification aficionados! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Sun, 10 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:42 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, pissing, latex, squid, body tube, prophylaxis, get inked, urban legend, ocean rape, girth, chode, squid-jigging, grimace, Ronald McDonald, middle ages, tentacles, fishing, fucking a disemboweled squid, ink-a-dink, your body and you, earlobes, burn fingers, heat dissipation, snow, ice age, evolve, lungs, warren is a fucking dipshit, earrings, big earlobes, stretched out, necks, tremendously unhappy with how god made them, bubba, lip plates, national geographic, littlest hobo What's the appeal of crystal meth? Is it really worth taking, just so you can experience our podcast in 3D? Probably not, for at least two reasons. Stick with the alcoholism, OK? Our Name 5 Things segment this week takes a pornographic turn when Warren asks us to derive the adult movie parody titles for several recent Hollywood films. You might think that those few minutes spent thinking of bad puns have limited appeal. Good call! But it's still fun to learn about our favourite porn genres. Spoiler alert: T-Bone knows a lot about this topic. If you wish to use any of our titles for your pornographic film (whether or not you think it will appeal to small penis fetishists), email us to discuss a suitable royalty arrangement (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Part VII What's the appeal of crystal meth? Is it really worth taking, just so you can experience our podcast in 3D? Probably not, for at least two reasons. Stick with the alcoholism, OK? Our Name 5 Things segment this week takes a pornographic turn when Warren asks us to derive the adult movie parody titles for several recent Hollywood films. You might think that those few minutes spent thinking of bad puns have limited appeal. Good call! But it's still fun to learn about our favourite porn genres. Spoiler alert: T-Bone knows a lot about this topic. If you wish to use any of our titles for your pornographic film (whether or not you think it will appeal to small penis fetishists), email us to discuss a suitable royalty arrangement (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Mon, 25 May 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:37 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, your buddy's pal and mine, 3d, crystal meth, professional fellater, terrible idea, john is a terrible pusher, super intense and super cheap, alcoholic beverage, name 5 things, pornographic movie parody, shaving ryan's privates, he's just not that into you, short-dicked porno, elbow deep, a beautiful mind, misplaced confidence, pretty girl facials part 7, credibility, curious case of Benjamin Button, the bi-curious case of bendamin buttfuck, my bloody valentine (3D), gay threesome flick, part blart: mallcop, smallcock porn, so many cocks it's hard to see Does a word rhyme with itself? If you think you know the answer, ask yourself about the simple math. You heard me! This is actually a complicated issue. We're talking at least 13 different definitions, here. Remember Emily Dickinson, bitch? I know, it's weak sauce, but there's a chance Warren is technically right about something, for once. Astonished? I thought you might be. Anyway, to avoid dwelling on Warren's possible correctness, we "quickly" change the subject to a "Name 5 Things" segment, in which we attempt the reverse of our last "Name 5..." porn edition: Warren will name a porno title, and we have to derive the mainstream film that is analogous to it. It turns out this is a really tough exercise (in case you hadn't guessed from our episode title). Play the game along with us, and prove your superior reverse Porn Name 5 Things skills by sending us you answers by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal This episode gives Transexual Horse Lovers a bad name Does a word rhyme with itself? If you think you know the answer, ask yourself about the simple math. You heard me! This is actually a complicated issue. We're talking at least 13 different definitions, here. Remember Emily Dickinson, bitch? I know, it's weak sauce, but there's a chance Warren is technically right about something, for once. Astonished? I thought you might be. Anyway, to avoid dwelling on Warren's possible correctness, we "quickly" change the subject to a "Name 5 Things" segment, in which we attempt the reverse of our last "Name 5..." porn edition: Warren will name a porno title, and we have to derive the mainstream film that is analogous to it. It turns out this is a really tough exercise (in case you hadn't guessed from our episode title). Play the game along with us, and prove your superior reverse Porn Name 5 Things skills by sending us you answers by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Tue, 9 Jun 2009 19:00:00 GMT 14:04 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, crash and burn, season 4, audioly, aurally, orally, eary, acoustically, audibly, rhyme, math, accountant, noew, rhyming up a storm, rap-master Warren, Google, dictionary.com, Emily Dickinson, identical rhyme, ground, terrible fuckin rhyme, name 5 things, porn edition, reverse, sirloin tits, Assblasters 2000 3: the Return of Cockmondo Supreme, Transexual Horse Lover 1, Transexual Horse Whisperer 1, Butt Nuggets, Super Size Me, There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day Lewis, dig, Fuck the Drunk Women 03, Japanese, vending machines for used panties, translucent, non-translucent, opaque We begin this episode by once again coming to the rescue of a desperate information seeker, who stumbled onto our site (Google tells us) in a futile search for knowledge that we did not have, until now. How do women pee with wearing old chastity belt in the middle ages? Or did they at all? Not the new chastity belt, mind (that's easy!) ­ the old ones! We know nothing about the true answer, of course, but we don't let that stop us from discussing it at length. And Google Images teaches us all kinds of true or untrue things ­ there are even male chastity belts! It's all quite disturbing, thanks to some dude. Fucker. But at least we answered his question! One final tip: keep T-Bone away from the floral arrangements and the yellow snow. Send us pictures of your friends wearing the chastity belt of your choice by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal The Opposite of Moist? We begin this episode by once again coming to the rescue of a desperate information seeker, who stumbled onto our site (Google tells us) in a futile search for knowledge that we did not have, until now. How do women pee with wearing old chastity belt in the middle ages? Or did they at all? Not the new chastity belt, mind (that's easy!) ­ the old ones! We know nothing about the true answer, of course, but we don't let that stop us from discussing it at length. And Google Images teaches us all kinds of true or untrue things ­ there are even male chastity belts! It's all quite disturbing, thanks to some dude. Fucker. But at least we answered his question! One final tip: keep T-Bone away from the floral arrangements and the yellow snow. Send us pictures of your friends wearing the chastity belt of your choice by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:45 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, sopping wet experience, season 4, moist is nice, cracking dry, chafing dry, Michael Phelps, Speedo, women peeing, chastity belt, middle ages, 1940s, pointy bits, barbed wire, prototype, poop, lock, urinate, defecate, yucky, female circumcision, castration, not cool, the game operation, locks onto your balls, electric chastity belt, eating roses, bitter white rose, snowberries, yellow snow, Miller Lite, I wish this was piss, my headset looks like a football coach, Bill Belichek This week's title refers to a current (at the time of recording it was current) science story about a jellyfish that Warren claims is "essentially immortal". I know, you can tell it's wrong as soon as you hear that Warren's the guy reporting it, but listen anyway. There might, just maybe, be a kernel of truth in the giant pile of bullshit that streams out of Warren. And if that's true, we should all be very, very afraid, because soon the world will be covered in fucking jellyfish. Ahem. Anyway, after a brief pause to fuck with John's mind, we get back to discussing the end of humanity. Important shit, with weather-altering, drought-creating, fist-growing implications. Listen for yourself, and let us know how terrified you are by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Reverting back to sexual immaturity This week's title refers to a current (at the time of recording it was current) science story about a jellyfish that Warren claims is "essentially immortal". I know, you can tell it's wrong as soon as you hear that Warren's the guy reporting it, but listen anyway. There might, just maybe, be a kernel of truth in the giant pile of bullshit that streams out of Warren. And if that's true, we should all be very, very afraid, because soon the world will be covered in fucking jellyfish. Ahem. Anyway, after a brief pause to fuck with John's mind, we get back to discussing the end of humanity. Important shit, with weather-altering, drought-creating, fist-growing implications. Listen for yourself, and let us know how terrified you are by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Sun, 5 Jul 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:35 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, only the nonjelly die young, Billy Joel, figure of speech, Taboo, senescence, immortal, jellyfish, Coelenterata, Cnidaria, sexually immature, undead, the endgame for humans, polyp, medusa, asexual reproduction, National Geographic sucks my balls, Benjamin Button, scare quotes, the sound of fumbling, headline, journalistic twaddle, spongebob squarepants, old things, muted, headset, volume, terminology, I'm no jellyfish We begin this episode with another Nature Walk, in which Warren asks us to guess what animals contributed to some unusual hybrid mammal names. Could you tell a horse from a zebra or other zebroid based only on shape? If you can, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) so we can ridicule you specifically. Then in an unusually contested Foody Goody segment, Luc explains the usage of the word pudding in Britain. The real confusion strikes when Warren asks about cheese options after meals. We discuss different parts of the cheese, the etiquette involved in eating them, and the many possible dinner arrangements involving post-main course cheesy comestibles. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal I think this podcast is a little runnier than you like it We begin this episode with another Nature Walk, in which Warren asks us to guess what animals contributed to some unusual hybrid mammal names. Could you tell a horse from a zebra or other zebroid based only on shape? If you can, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) so we can ridicule you specifically. Then in an unusually contested Foody Goody segment, Luc explains the usage of the word pudding in Britain. The real confusion strikes when Warren asks about cheese options after meals. We discuss different parts of the cheese, the etiquette involved in eating them, and the many possible dinner arrangements involving post-main course cheesy comestibles. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:41 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, cheebra, melted cheebra, cheese bra, hybrid, chris rock, Madagascar, zebra, Nature Walk, hinnies, mules, google, zeedonk, zedonk, zebrass, zebronkey, zonkey, zebadonk, zenkey, deebra, assbra, zorse, mountain zebra, foody goody, pudding, dessert, cheese course, cheese etiquette, the nose of the cheese, the runnier the better, spray-on cheese, cheesecake, monty python, cheese shop, cheddar, feijoa, pear, melon We begin by describing what Fife is: it's a kingdom just North of the Firth of Fife. We're not making this up. How do you become a king, anyway? If you've been just waiting around for a leader, and are happy for one of us to rule as a king, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Anyway, in Sportage, Luc describes his outing on something called a chainwalk in Fife, and how it made him late for the recording because he was waiting for fish. It's a long and complicated story, and as always, it's improved by Google Images. This time, play along and we promise not to burn your eyes with disgusting images, if only because we get distracted by Warren's misuse of language. Finally, why is night vision green? Brace yourself for our answer. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal These guys like their F's! We begin by describing what Fife is: it's a kingdom just North of the Firth of Fife. We're not making this up. How do you become a king, anyway? If you've been just waiting around for a leader, and are happy for one of us to rule as a king, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Anyway, in Sportage, Luc describes his outing on something called a chainwalk in Fife, and how it made him late for the recording because he was waiting for fish. It's a long and complicated story, and as always, it's improved by Google Images. This time, play along and we promise not to burn your eyes with disgusting images, if only because we get distracted by Warren's misuse of language. Finally, why is night vision green? Brace yourself for our answer. Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:37 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, beer, parlour, dark, night vision, king of fife, bagpipes, fife, firth of forth, firth of tay, peninsula, feninsula, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, kingdom, sportage, chainwalk, cliff, fish and chips, rock climbing for people without gear or skill or fitness or brevity, courage, brief, bravery, Scotland, one lane-bridge, nightwalks, night vision, thermal imaging, green, dumbass How does this show affect our chances at a political career? Well, it doesn't help. Although I suppose we could run and lose. Or would that mean we weren't politicians? Does it matter whether you get paid to run a marathon? This is rather confusing, and to be honest, I'm not sure our podcast helps. What did you expect? Anyway, we bet you've all been wondering about CENSORED and his injured CENSORED, yes? No? Whatever. If you can give us a status update on your dickishness, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal So, you think you're a philosopher, yes? How does this show affect our chances at a political career? Well, it doesn't help. Although I suppose we could run and lose. Or would that mean we weren't politicians? Does it matter whether you get paid to run a marathon? This is rather confusing, and to be honest, I'm not sure our podcast helps. What did you expect? Anyway, we bet you've all been wondering about CENSORED and his injured CENSORED, yes? No? Whatever. If you can give us a status update on your dickishness, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:13 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, soothe, neck, face, lawsuits, politician, kibosh, career, lawmaker, marathon, Regina Legislature, campaign, professional hockey player, yes?, philosopher, resume, a political man, neck injury, recovery, assholishness, cranked it up, near-death experience, extra dickish Warren begins this episode with a particularly challenging edition of "Name 5 Things", asking us to name 5 statements matching the formula "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." First a negative, then a reflexive affirmative. Sounds tough! Until John points out that there's no criterion asserting that the statement makes sense. Brace yourself for some surprising insights on the interrelationships between cheese and mice, some fairly careless agreement between subject and verb, some very crunchy toast, and a few statements that are highly unlikely to become popular. If you can think of any statements that are better than ours (it shouldn't be difficult), please let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Andale Andale Arriba Arriba Warren begins this episode with a particularly challenging edition of "Name 5 Things", asking us to name 5 statements matching the formula "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." First a negative, then a reflexive affirmative. Sounds tough! Until John points out that there's no criterion asserting that the statement makes sense. Brace yourself for some surprising insights on the interrelationships between cheese and mice, some fairly careless agreement between subject and verb, some very crunchy toast, and a few statements that are highly unlikely to become popular. If you can think of any statements that are better than ours (it shouldn't be difficult), please let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Sat, 3 Oct 2009 19:00:00 GMT 10:51 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, mice like mice, hermit mice, popular phrase, mighty mouse, Mexicans are Mexican, name 5 things, gregarious little fuckers, statements that match the formula, NRA, guns don’t kill people, people kill people, cheese likes mice, Atlas, world, strange are strange, toast and cheese, crunchy, Warren touches Warren, shuffling cards, retarded, assbite, lungs, Relic, Barack Obama, it isn't not not untrue, colon scrape We hope you're enjoying your sippets. We begin this week with Foody Goody, in which Luc explains that there's no such thing as Swiss cheese. If you think you've had some, you're deluding yourself. Yes, you are! Anyway, while your mind is still blown, consider this: we didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Did you know that in many French-speaking communities, French toast is called "pain perdu", which means, loosely, bread that was too proud to ask for directions? It's true. No matter what you call it, we hope you enjoy your Hungarian furry bread. If you want to tell us how many sippets you have, and whether they are inflamed, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Also known as rascal's slices We hope you're enjoying your sippets. We begin this week with Foody Goody, in which Luc explains that there's no such thing as Swiss cheese. If you think you've had some, you're deluding yourself. Yes, you are! Anyway, while your mind is still blown, consider this: we didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Did you know that in many French-speaking communities, French toast is called "pain perdu", which means, loosely, bread that was too proud to ask for directions? It's true. No matter what you call it, we hope you enjoy your Hungarian furry bread. If you want to tell us how many sippets you have, and whether they are inflamed, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:01 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, gilded sippets, foody goody, Swiss cheese, emmenthal, President's Choice, Ziggy's, French fries, Canadian bacon, French toast, peanut butter, Belgium, French is French, Billy Joel song, Pain Perdu, lost bread, stale bread, mold, maple syrup, butter, Mumbai toast, rascal's slices, ducklings, bread with fur, Italian for gilded sippets, thrips, stress, thysanoptera, frilled wing, French wings, fried bean, little pieces of something Don't ever do a segment, and then stop doing it, if it's possible that we might have had that idea, should we have had a video format. Got it?! Glad we cleared that up. Maybe you can return the favour and clear up our confusion about the phrase, "If it's 130 yards, it's a foot!" What the hell does that mean? We discuss this for quite some time, but since we have even less of a clue than usual, it's mostless pointless. John does get humourously annoyed about George Costanza, though, so it's not a total waste of time. Let us know what you think of Paul Schaeffer by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Will this podcast sink? Don't ever do a segment, and then stop doing it, if it's possible that we might have had that idea, should we have had a video format. Got it?! Glad we cleared that up. Maybe you can return the favour and clear up our confusion about the phrase, "If it's 130 yards, it's a foot!" What the hell does that mean? We discuss this for quite some time, but since we have even less of a clue than usual, it's mostless pointless. John does get humourously annoyed about George Costanza, though, so it's not a total waste of time. Let us know what you think of Paul Schaeffer by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:00:00 GMT 11:49 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, salami and sorry sandwich, paul schaeffer, will it float, david letterman, woman spark gun, circular saw, metal outfit, ultimatum, Conan, will it sink, glaring differences, blackmail, paypal, john letterman, super-long, Seinfeld, George Costanza, lazy, skeptical, asshole, you can put your sorrys in a sack, garbage pail, fashion a sack out of a shirt, alliteration, lost your compass, larry david, sidekick, murder Is no sad – is part of life! This year you get a brand new Tedmas episode, which is surprising given our recent lack of podcast productivity. You're welcome! We begin with a festive edition of Name 5 Things, in which Warren asks us to name five foods that should become part of the traditional holiday menu. How would YOU modify candy canes? Think carefully now, because if you consider it properly we’re confident you'll agree with T-bone's suggestion. There's not even any mustard involved! Sadly, T-bone doesn't know how to shape things into a candy cane, so if you've got any food engineering skillz, contact us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, some questions to keep you pondering until the New Year: Why are there no corn nog flavoured pudding pops? Why can't Ukrainians count to 12? Are women scared of nipples? Should T-bone stop wearing transparent pants? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Erotic candy canes, prosthetic nipples, and a horrible peanut butter fellatio exercise Is no sad – is part of life! This year you get a brand new Tedmas episode, which is surprising given our recent lack of podcast productivity. You're welcome! We begin with a festive edition of Name 5 Things, in which Warren asks us to name five foods that should become part of the traditional holiday menu. How would YOU modify candy canes? Think carefully now, because if you consider it properly we’re confident you'll agree with T-bone's suggestion. There's not even any mustard involved! Sadly, T-bone doesn't know how to shape things into a candy cane, so if you've got any food engineering skillz, contact us by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Finally, some questions to keep you pondering until the New Year: Why are there no corn nog flavoured pudding pops? Why can't Ukrainians count to 12? Are women scared of nipples? Should T-bone stop wearing transparent pants? Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:00:00 GMT 14:01 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, tedmas, dead, day of the dead, no sad, part of life, Mr. Perogie-head, lazy, name 5 things, traditional Christmas foods, pretzels, Oktoberfest, chocolate candy cane with peanut butter, a good 5 inches, Reese's, adult version, busty German woman, bratzel, huge nipples, prosthetic nipples, peppermint flavoured hotdog, candycane popsicle, muffins, 11 meatless dishes, Ukrainian, perogies, fish, feelings, borscht, sauerkraut, garbanzo beans, beets, meat, Merry, Christmas, sew that up into your anus Have you heard about the Hadron Collider? Not the same as the hard-on collider, which is a different thing, I think. Anyway, if you've not heard of the first, maybe that's because people in the future are trying to stop you from hearing about it. It's as if someone is going back in time to save the universe from a massive cosmic traffic accident. (They're presumably perfectly OK with you learning about hard-on colliders.) Or maybe the workmen are just enjoying some cheesecake. Maybe you should do the same, instead of going jogging. Or send us an email instead (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). And whatever you do, keep on trucking! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Meh Have you heard about the Hadron Collider? Not the same as the hard-on collider, which is a different thing, I think. Anyway, if you've not heard of the first, maybe that's because people in the future are trying to stop you from hearing about it. It's as if someone is going back in time to save the universe from a massive cosmic traffic accident. (They're presumably perfectly OK with you learning about hard-on colliders.) Or maybe the workmen are just enjoying some cheesecake. Maybe you should do the same, instead of going jogging. Or send us an email instead (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). And whatever you do, keep on trucking! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:00:00 GMT 11:41 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, season 4, logical paradoxes and whatever, meh, holger beck-nielsen, hadron collider, black hole, stable, terminator, warren's reporting, CERN, killer robots, New York Times, Masao Ninimia, physicists, gigantic bus, grandfather, environmentalists, particle physics, quantum, REM, Titanic, cocky, brief suffering, go with the cheesecake, don't forget Mars Did you know that CTV is planning to remake every episode of The Littlest Hobo, but this time, a man plays the dog character? Or maybe you've never even heard about The Littlest Hobo? You really should stay in more. Anyway, if you found the old series a bit far-fetched, wait for the new one, which will be "edgy" and "fresh"! Meanwhile, listen as John reveals his confidential stories about how he made summer partner by being Mr. Gropey. He also tells us about a particularly exciting employment dispute he had to summarize: loads of emails and other fascinating shit, along with a bit of dry stuff. Hard to imagine such a roller-coaster life, enh? Maybe tomorrow, we'll want to settle down, but until tomorrow, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Limited Appeal Synonyms for diminutive Did you know that CTV is planning to remake every episode of The Littlest Hobo, but this time, a man plays the dog character? Or maybe you've never even heard about The Littlest Hobo? You really should stay in more. Anyway, if you found the old series a bit far-fetched, wait for the new one, which will be "edgy" and "fresh"! Meanwhile, listen as John reveals his confidential stories about how he made summer partner by being Mr. Gropey. He also tells us about a particularly exciting employment dispute he had to summarize: loads of emails and other fascinating shit, along with a bit of dry stuff. Hard to imagine such a roller-coaster life, enh? Maybe tomorrow, we'll want to settle down, but until tomorrow, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. URL: http://www.limitedappeal.net Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:00:00 GMT 12:17 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, hobo, my love, benji, dog, dude, sexy little number, The Littlest Hobo, hey, House, HD, the one word TV show, frosty, the 80’s, 30$ per episode, unbelievably low quality, hobo spoiler, street cred, midget, mr gropey, not interesting stories, law things, until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on, that's not my pussy, that meow sounded like a dog We begin by trying to decide whether it's a good idea or a bad idea for a transport company to use the slogan, "If it's on time, it's a fluke". Turns out you can interpret this in many ways, but don't get all crazy and start denying antecedents, now. We don't go in for logical fallacies. Can you name one important way that trucks are like flatworms? No, that's not it. Nope, wrong again. Don't you know anything about mouth/anuses? Ah, well, if it's any consolation (and it shouldn't be), you're not alone. And you could always try to top John in the dumb-stakes by emailing us with YOUR genetics question (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal And if you have a flatworm, your package may or may not have arrived on time We begin by trying to decide whether it's a good idea or a bad idea for a transport company to use the slogan, "If it's on time, it's a fluke". Turns out you can interpret this in many ways, but don't get all crazy and start denying antecedents, now. We don't go in for logical fallacies. Can you name one important way that trucks are like flatworms? No, that's not it. Nope, wrong again. Don't you know anything about mouth/anuses? Ah, well, if it's any consolation (and it shouldn't be), you're not alone. And you could always try to top John in the dumb-stakes by emailing us with YOUR genetics question (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 9 Mar 2010 19:00:00 GMT 13:19 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, fluke, trematode, British, albino, albeano, Glad garbage man, Friendly Giant, Green Giant, Good Idea, Bad Idea, transport, slogan, Fluke Transportation Group, cover your ass, memorable, flatworm, logical fallacy, mouth/anus, snails, two nostrils, burp, fart, genetics, epistasis, locus, genes, jeans, off the dumb charts URL: www.limitedappeal.net. After dropping some new tunes to start season 5 (how exciting), we diagnose Luc's elbow in "Your Body and You". If you've heard our show before, and for some strange reason you're still listening, you'll know that our medical advice should really never be taken seriously, but play along anyway. Can you guess which of the following is not in our list of recommended treatments? A) Amputation; B) Rest; C) Ice; D) Reacharound; E) Moisturizer; F) Burning. Winner gets a reacharound – just email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to arrange collection of your prize at a time and place that is convenient for both you and John. And if YOU have any medical concerns or questions, please pass them along! If you're quick, you might get this for free, just this once. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A traumatically swollen sac URL: www.limitedappeal.net. After dropping some new tunes to start season 5 (how exciting), we diagnose Luc's elbow in "Your Body and You". If you've heard our show before, and for some strange reason you're still listening, you'll know that our medical advice should really never be taken seriously, but play along anyway. Can you guess which of the following is not in our list of recommended treatments? A) Amputation; B) Rest; C) Ice; D) Reacharound; E) Moisturizer; F) Burning. Winner gets a reacharound – just email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) to arrange collection of your prize at a time and place that is convenient for both you and John. And if YOU have any medical concerns or questions, please pass them along! If you're quick, you might get this for free, just this once. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:00:00 GMT 12:11 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, season 5, maybe you should cut that off, Vincent van Gogh, junior, gary van gogh, vagina, new music, traumatic bursitis, bursa sac, constantly throbbing, amputation, rest, moisturize, high quality medical advice, moist it up good, infected sac, cream, lube, lighter, chicken, name 5 diagnoses, name 5 therapies, leprosy, tuberculosis, rickets, scurvy After some trash talking with Richard Simmons, Warren opens a Foody Goody segment by asking the rest of us about sitcom errors in classifying fruits and vegetables. This discussion necessarily involves mentioning the reproductive organs of plants, and you can probably guess what that leads to. Yes, you're right: Warrant. Anyway, who knew the politics/taxation policy of vegetables were so complex?! You did? Oh. Well who invited you, Mr Law Talking Man? Asshole. Anyway, if you're still listening, which I doubt, see if you can follow our triangle of strawberries analogy, which I also doubt. Whatever. Email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Tasty mature ovaries After some trash talking with Richard Simmons, Warren opens a Foody Goody segment by asking the rest of us about sitcom errors in classifying fruits and vegetables. This discussion necessarily involves mentioning the reproductive organs of plants, and you can probably guess what that leads to. Yes, you're right: Warrant. Anyway, who knew the politics/taxation policy of vegetables were so complex?! You did? Oh. Well who invited you, Mr Law Talking Man? Asshole. Anyway, if you're still listening, which I doubt, see if you can follow our triangle of strawberries analogy, which I also doubt. Whatever. Email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 13 May 2010 19:00:00 GMT 11:35 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, season 5, circle of ellipses, cashew, Richard Simmons, favourite flag, bitch, Foody Goody, Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, physics geeks, strawberry, aggregate fruit, strawberry seeds, mature ripened ovary, extra-ovarian, composite fruit, cherry pie, woman's genitalia, warrant, botany, nuts aren't fruits, tomato taxation, Urban Legend, strong tomato lobby, pepper lobby, cucumber, avocado, eggplant, beans, peas, triangle, batch of mangoo After seeing a documentary on the Discovery Civilization channel that recounted the sinking of the Titanic from the iceberg's perspective, in this week's edition of Name 5 Things, Warren asks us to name 5 other stories that would benefit from similar treatment. We spend a bit of time going over the details of the iceberg's perspective, which is tricky since the iceberg had no voice, and there may have been a fair amount of speculation on the part of the Discovery folks. We eventually suggest a few events that might be similarly lame, which is maybe good enough to wrap up an episode, or if not, it's at least as good as Spiderman. If you disagree, send us email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Some guy crawling up ya After seeing a documentary on the Discovery Civilization channel that recounted the sinking of the Titanic from the iceberg's perspective, in this week's edition of Name 5 Things, Warren asks us to name 5 other stories that would benefit from similar treatment. We spend a bit of time going over the details of the iceberg's perspective, which is tricky since the iceberg had no voice, and there may have been a fair amount of speculation on the part of the Discovery folks. We eventually suggest a few events that might be similarly lame, which is maybe good enough to wrap up an episode, or if not, it's at least as good as Spiderman. If you disagree, send us email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 5 Jul 2010 19:00:00 GMT 11:45 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, new adventures, old ice, chris st. clair, weather network guy, discovery civilization, iceberg perspective, titanic sinking, proof, pazam, mostly floating, the most boring fucking thing ever, climax, denouement, realism, morgan freeman, march of the icebergs, snowmobile, mt. everest, Edmund Hillary, moon landing, Newton, apple, Neptune, skipping a rock from the point of the view of a tree beside the lake, giant squid, spiderman, flintstones, bump of trees, old-school text only porn We begin this episode in Pooh Corner, where we try to answer the following question posed to Warren by a fortune cookie: how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? You may think you know the answer, but our discussion should make you think twice, as we vacillate between rather determined answers of "a bit", "not at all", and even a rather persuasive "maybe it would even get shallower without sponges". And if you think you've got sponges cased, how about lobsters? It turns out this is a really complex question. In the end we settle on a satisfyingly vague set of two solutions: either "maybe," or "it depends". So now you know. If you have a similarly vexing fortune cookie riddle, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) – we're always happy to solve our listener's problems. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A cookie conundrum We begin this episode in Pooh Corner, where we try to answer the following question posed to Warren by a fortune cookie: how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? You may think you know the answer, but our discussion should make you think twice, as we vacillate between rather determined answers of "a bit", "not at all", and even a rather persuasive "maybe it would even get shallower without sponges". And if you think you've got sponges cased, how about lobsters? It turns out this is a really complex question. In the end we settle on a satisfyingly vague set of two solutions: either "maybe," or "it depends". So now you know. If you have a similarly vexing fortune cookie riddle, let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) – we're always happy to solve our listener's problems. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:00:00 GMT 12:27 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, sponge lattice ocean, old skool, gangsta, weather guy, chris st. clair, fortune cookie, asian accent, Ukrainian-Canadian, deepness of ocean without sponges, question cookie, rhetorical question, riddle, standing on sponges, ground up sponge paste, son-of-a-bitch fortune cookie, Stephen Wright, Styrofoam, detergent, a matter of intention, sneak into the fortune cookie world, Barnum effect, semantic point, it depends, rock lobster, peter griffin, weather network, windows, godlike stature This week, at long last, another much-anticipated Urban legend. Did you know that dildos were discovered by accident? Back in the 1940's people used to…, actually maybe it's best if you just listen, since I can't bring myself to type it all out. A few keywords should be sufficient to give you a picture anyway: celery branches, some guy called Dilbert, chicken wings, and cleaning the inside of one's anus. You may be asking yourself how we could possibly tidy up the episode after such a brilliant beginning, but if so you're being rather presumptuous. We're not big on cleaning up. Instead, we narrowly fail to scar Warren's retina during an attempted googlewhack exercise, and narrowly fail to rickroll you, our listeners. If the song gets in your head now, it's not entirely our fault. It's the same as with anything! Email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Never gonna give you up This week, at long last, another much-anticipated Urban legend. Did you know that dildos were discovered by accident? Back in the 1940's people used to…, actually maybe it's best if you just listen, since I can't bring myself to type it all out. A few keywords should be sufficient to give you a picture anyway: celery branches, some guy called Dilbert, chicken wings, and cleaning the inside of one's anus. You may be asking yourself how we could possibly tidy up the episode after such a brilliant beginning, but if so you're being rather presumptuous. We're not big on cleaning up. Instead, we narrowly fail to scar Warren's retina during an attempted googlewhack exercise, and narrowly fail to rickroll you, our listeners. If the song gets in your head now, it's not entirely our fault. It's the same as with anything! Email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:00:00 GMT 10:29 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, Linda's favourite hiding spot, Dogbert, celery, urban legend, dildo, dildos, dilbert do, hygiene, mostly water, branches, leafs, chicken wings, garnish, you figure it out, asshole, dube, ani, rectum, durability, hydroponic celery, arm dildo, trees, Linda, zebroid fistula, petunia, Google images, retinal scarring, rickrolling, Rick Astley, 2 girls 1 cup, there you have it, googlewhacking After a long hiatus (or maybe, if you aren't Hoss, after no hiatus because you've never heard of our stupid show), we're back with a new contest: Who's That Bird: A-frickin' Edition. Just like our earlier contest featuring New Zealand Birds, this time we venture to the dark continent (no racism intended) and check our skills in imagining the appearance and motivation of birds based only on their songs. Warren is playing the calls, which means he's reacharound proof for once, much to John's disappointment. You too may be reacharound proof (for now, at least), but play along anyway. Also, send us a design for a human perching prosthesis. Don’t worry! We'll credit you on the back of the package, and send you some form of royalties, maybe. One more thing: make sure to listen to our exciting new extro, and let us know what you think by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Avian motivation interpretation After a long hiatus (or maybe, if you aren't Hoss, after no hiatus because you've never heard of our stupid show), we're back with a new contest: Who's That Bird: A-frickin' Edition. Just like our earlier contest featuring New Zealand Birds, this time we venture to the dark continent (no racism intended) and check our skills in imagining the appearance and motivation of birds based only on their songs. Warren is playing the calls, which means he's reacharound proof for once, much to John's disappointment. You too may be reacharound proof (for now, at least), but play along anyway. Also, send us a design for a human perching prosthesis. Don’t worry! We'll credit you on the back of the package, and send you some form of royalties, maybe. One more thing: make sure to listen to our exciting new extro, and let us know what you think by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 14 Sep 2010 19:00:00 GMT 16:30 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, brood parasite, honey edition, Winnie the Pooh, Fuckin' Pooh Bear, who's that bird, nature walk, contest, a-frickin' edition, frick yeah, New Zealand, medium bird, pointy beak, sharp, long skinny legs, claws, feathers, birdlings, filthy nest, perching bird, brown and white, songbird, sparrow, distress, fat bird, African chicken, yiping, yes! grain, lawnchair, standing lawnchair, anal tripod, greater honeyguide, wax, bee eggs, pupae, waxworms, very sophisticated fucker of a bird, son-of-a-bitch birds, peck to death, the blindside, Sandra Bullock, new extro In this episode, we take a Nature Walk for Round 2 of "Who's That Bird: A-frickin' Edition". You'll learn about one or more of the following: geographic and environmental variation in pelican feather pigmentation, appendage-based locomotion in flightless ratites, birds that wear glasses, birds that fly constantly, 24/7, even when asleep, or that bees are different from birds. Actually, you may have learned some of this already just by reading this description! Unless you weren't paying attention. Or don't believe us. Or already knew some of the above, or don't care enough to remember. Come to think of it, there's not much point in me trying to predict what you've learned since I have no idea about your prior knowledge, motivation to learn, or susceptibility to our bullshit. Why don't you tell ME what you've learned after listening by sending us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal There's no "ding" there In this episode, we take a Nature Walk for Round 2 of "Who's That Bird: A-frickin' Edition". You'll learn about one or more of the following: geographic and environmental variation in pelican feather pigmentation, appendage-based locomotion in flightless ratites, birds that wear glasses, birds that fly constantly, 24/7, even when asleep, or that bees are different from birds. Actually, you may have learned some of this already just by reading this description! Unless you weren't paying attention. Or don't believe us. Or already knew some of the above, or don't care enough to remember. Come to think of it, there's not much point in me trying to predict what you've learned since I have no idea about your prior knowledge, motivation to learn, or susceptibility to our bullshit. Why don't you tell ME what you've learned after listening by sending us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Sun, 24 Oct 2010 19:00:00 GMT 12:54 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, it just feels like one, splinters, woody woodpecker, fucking LOUD eh?, pulling up the rear, gargling pelican, stones, feathers, tanning, burning, large red bird, kid brother to the ostrich, walks with legs, construction sound of nest, jackhammer, vibrates its face, excessive bleeding from the face, African typing bird, nondescript, bird with glasses, beige, tappety-tappety-tap, magnificent typewriter bird, magnificent frigate bird, big bird, black inflatable pouch, bully, bees, male-male communication, my balls are out John, chipmunks, I feel something in my colon Can you believe that sometime this month (or possibly last month depending on when you listen to this), someone will start the one millionth download of a Limited Appeal podcast? Neither can we. Anyway, Warren takes a verbal shit in this segment and asks you to have a look: anatidaephobia. Whaddya think? Don't get too disgusted or scared, because bulls and ducks experience vision that is like an old TV set, or a (moving) painting of T-Bone on a stone, respectively. Phew! If you can think of a better or worse cure for anatidaephobia than blinding every duck in the universe, or possibly just Warren, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal A late Hallowe'en show Can you believe that sometime this month (or possibly last month depending on when you listen to this), someone will start the one millionth download of a Limited Appeal podcast? Neither can we. Anyway, Warren takes a verbal shit in this segment and asks you to have a look: anatidaephobia. Whaddya think? Don't get too disgusted or scared, because bulls and ducks experience vision that is like an old TV set, or a (moving) painting of T-Bone on a stone, respectively. Phew! If you can think of a better or worse cure for anatidaephobia than blinding every duck in the universe, or possibly just Warren, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 15 Nov 2010 19:00:00 GMT 11:37 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, season 5, duck cream, scary, hallowe'en, November, zombified Ichabod Crane, one millionth download, long joke, free medical advice, fear of being watched by a duck, gored by a bull, the watching is the precursor to the trampling, depth perception, two-dimensions, weird al yankovic, I want a new duck, decoys, irrational, phobia, you gotta think, cut it off, blind Welcome to another Christmas Show! But not the same one, because that would just be lazy. No, instead we've baked a special batch of limited appeal that you'll find in a delicious rectangular box. Hee hee! Tasty box... Well, actually, I've not tasted the box proper, but it's contents are awesome. Take that where you will. Anyways, we're not sure we actually remember anything other than the names about either of the brands involved in our product comparison segment, so it's safe to say the actual usefulness of the segment is as limited as our appeal. Meh. But as useless as that part may be, our following discussion of chocolate shape will BLOW YOUR MIND. Wait for T-bone's new perspective on things. And hey, if it fails to blow your mind, have we really been worse than most Christmas albums? Really? Hmph. Merry fucking Christmas anyway. Ho! Ho! Ho! Send us your Christmas greetings via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal John hasn't seen a box in years Welcome to another Christmas Show! But not the same one, because that would just be lazy. No, instead we've baked a special batch of limited appeal that you'll find in a delicious rectangular box. Hee hee! Tasty box... Well, actually, I've not tasted the box proper, but it's contents are awesome. Take that where you will. Anyways, we're not sure we actually remember anything other than the names about either of the brands involved in our product comparison segment, so it's safe to say the actual usefulness of the segment is as limited as our appeal. Meh. But as useless as that part may be, our following discussion of chocolate shape will BLOW YOUR MIND. Wait for T-bone's new perspective on things. And hey, if it fails to blow your mind, have we really been worse than most Christmas albums? Really? Hmph. Merry fucking Christmas anyway. Ho! Ho! Ho! Send us your Christmas greetings via email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 8 Dec 2010 19:00:00 GMT 11:40 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, bless you, Steve Carrell, one Christmas show, rebuke and denounce, one million downloads, black magic, pot of gold, anyways, no peanut butter, crunchy spit, nut crumbs, nust dust muffin chocolate, average unswiss chocolate, orangey chocolate, chocolates that suck ass, shit magic, frank Sinatra, old black magic, nutchos, turtles, toffifee, ferrero rocher, foil ball, chocolate glue, staples, round candle, rumour, square chocolates, fudge, icy squares, trapezoidal, documentary from the chocolate point of view Can you speak Beaker? Oh. Do you also have a mental or emotional disorder? Riiiiggghhhhttttt. Anyways, in our first non-Beaker segment this week, Warren asks about the gap in radio music between the 60's and the classical music period. Was music so crappy in the Middle Ages (1800-1940)? Or was classical music just amazingly awesome? How square and lame is today's music? Why do some radio stations still play the Beach Boys? How many people need to die to solve this problem? Ahem. If you're a hardcore Beach Boys fan, would an earthquake and a Beyonce CD change anything? We recommend it. Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) if it works. Footnote: Microsoft spell-check recommends I change "If you're a Beach Boys fan" to "If you were a Beach Boys fan". Nice work, Bill. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal There's a whole period in there Can you speak Beaker? Oh. Do you also have a mental or emotional disorder? Riiiiggghhhhttttt. Anyways, in our first non-Beaker segment this week, Warren asks about the gap in radio music between the 60's and the classical music period. Was music so crappy in the Middle Ages (1800-1940)? Or was classical music just amazingly awesome? How square and lame is today's music? Why do some radio stations still play the Beach Boys? How many people need to die to solve this problem? Ahem. If you're a hardcore Beach Boys fan, would an earthquake and a Beyonce CD change anything? We recommend it. Let us know by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) if it works. Footnote: Microsoft spell-check recommends I change "If you're a Beach Boys fan" to "If you were a Beach Boys fan". Nice work, Bill. URL: www.limitedappeal.net Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 12 Jan 2011 19:00:00 GMT 12:45 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, stinky thirties, middle ages, beaker, muppets, mr. hooper, stressed, one-dimensional, professor honeydew, lab, ohs, gettin' exploded, preexisting condition, mental disorder, bohemian rhapsody, animal, youtube, music and music, the optimism leading up to the horrors of world war 1, pop music, ragtime, square music, Beyonce, all the single ladies, earthquake, Haiti, kokomo, Hoss We stage a brand new contest for this episode: Who's That Word, Football Edition! Warren plays three chants from English football (er, soccer for those in parts of the world where there is some ambiguity about the term), and the rest of us have to name the city/team whose supporters are doing the chanting. Easy enough, right? So long as you know a bit about English Football, can interpret the language of drunken, howling British soccer hooligans, and/or maybe can spare a thought for basic geography. Any guesses about which of these prerequisites we stumble on? If you guess right, you just might win a reacharound, but don't get too confident because John hasn't lost one of these contests yet…. To claim your prize, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) and we'll arrange some form of a competition with the winner, presumably involving naked wrestling. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Just happy to be out of the house and drinking... We stage a brand new contest for this episode: Who's That Word, Football Edition! Warren plays three chants from English football (er, soccer for those in parts of the world where there is some ambiguity about the term), and the rest of us have to name the city/team whose supporters are doing the chanting. Easy enough, right? So long as you know a bit about English Football, can interpret the language of drunken, howling British soccer hooligans, and/or maybe can spare a thought for basic geography. Any guesses about which of these prerequisites we stumble on? If you guess right, you just might win a reacharound, but don't get too confident because John hasn't lost one of these contests yet…. To claim your prize, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net) and we'll arrange some form of a competition with the winner, presumably involving naked wrestling. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 9 Feb 2011 19:00:00 GMT 15:31 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ears, balls, English Premier Edition, Wayne Rooney, football, soccer, shut up, chants, hooligans, Manchester United, USA, club team, disorganized, drunk, stadium, Newcastle, Bolton Wanderers, meandering, Birmingham, Aston Villa, Shit on the Villa, Alabama, suck it boys!, mumble, Manchester City, Arsenal, gunners, militariesque, Italy, clapping, clappazo, bollocks, cunt, shag, opposite, I almost nailed it, hooliganism, fans of the refs, endzones, mascots, gainer the gopher, gainer the cheerleader, Chelsea, Bill Clinton, minor, Russia, miner, under-18s, ore, Never Never Land, Portsmouth, pirates, Liverpool, come from behind, football chant extravaganza reacharound, England Every episode could be a new season, but usually it isn't. Except this time! Welcome to Season 6. Yeah, we could hardly believe it either, and we should know better since we're in charge of deciding when the seasons change. Not like in a weather way, obviously – just the seasons associated with our show. Ahem. Anyway, this week in Name 5 Things, Warrens asks us to name 5 situations in which a "placebo button" would be helpful. The theory is that even if buttons aren't connected to anything, and therefore don't actually influence an outcome, the act of pushing one is somehow therapeutic when waiting around, and prevents all kinds of rage that might otherwise cause the collapse of society as we know it. You know, the kind of rage you might feel while waiting for an elevator door to close, or your tea to steep, or whatever. If you have more great ideas for placebo technology, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Putting a good amount of throat into it Every episode could be a new season, but usually it isn't. Except this time! Welcome to Season 6. Yeah, we could hardly believe it either, and we should know better since we're in charge of deciding when the seasons change. Not like in a weather way, obviously – just the seasons associated with our show. Ahem. Anyway, this week in Name 5 Things, Warrens asks us to name 5 situations in which a "placebo button" would be helpful. The theory is that even if buttons aren't connected to anything, and therefore don't actually influence an outcome, the act of pushing one is somehow therapeutic when waiting around, and prevents all kinds of rage that might otherwise cause the collapse of society as we know it. You know, the kind of rage you might feel while waiting for an elevator door to close, or your tea to steep, or whatever. If you have more great ideas for placebo technology, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Thu, 10 Mar 2011 19:00:00 GMT 11:50 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, Placebo, throaty, Roti, elevator, close-door button, walk button, crosswalks, elevator-rage, slight delay, movie theatre, paint-drying button, paint rage, hurry-up-and-toast-goddammit, hair blower, cold shot, hair dryer, heating element, straight pubic hair, energy saver, washing machine, toilet, stool softener, extra flush, plunger, auto plunge In Music and Music and Music related things, T-Bone reveals that the sound of almost all classic radio jingles came from a single studio. This means that you're guaranteed to have been annoyed by the same small group of (apparently rich) Texans as everyone else who suffered through commercial morning radio. Thanks, Texas! Fuckers. Somehow, with little by way of segue, this leads us to a discussion on marriage. I don't remember how, and you shouldn't care. The point is that Warren defends a rather liberal and inclusive definition of marriage that includes all kinds of inter-species pairings, and one can only guess on whether he has a personal interest. My guess: he does. Take that, smart-comeback guy! Anyway, to wrap up the show, John's dog is either up to all kinds of obscene things, or is perhaps very warm. You figure it out. If you enjoy T-Bone's silky voice and want him to produce some jingles for you for less than $10000, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Limited Appeal Where else would you drop it? In Music and Music and Music related things, T-Bone reveals that the sound of almost all classic radio jingles came from a single studio. This means that you're guaranteed to have been annoyed by the same small group of (apparently rich) Texans as everyone else who suffered through commercial morning radio. Thanks, Texas! Fuckers. Somehow, with little by way of segue, this leads us to a discussion on marriage. I don't remember how, and you shouldn't care. The point is that Warren defends a rather liberal and inclusive definition of marriage that includes all kinds of inter-species pairings, and one can only guess on whether he has a personal interest. My guess: he does. Take that, smart-comeback guy! Anyway, to wrap up the show, John's dog is either up to all kinds of obscene things, or is perhaps very warm. You figure it out. If you enjoy T-Bone's silky voice and want him to produce some jingles for you for less than $10000, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Wed, 6 Apr 2011 19:00:00 GMT 10:47 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, here comes the bowser, exchange bones, London, littlest hobo, there's a voice, music and music, brent and penny, Saskatoon, ceecee and larry, regina, jingle package, happy drugs, suicide rate, mutt lange, sound, Shania Twain, Def Leppard, Brian Adams, weiner dog, dachs, dachsund, little bastards, colloquialism, all nonhuman babies, animal weddings, pro bono, production, polish the bishop, frigate bird, the dog dropped his bone on my wife's face, dropped the bone on her face Are you ready for round 3 of our Who's That Bird contest: A-frickin' Edition? Well, get ready. Do it! Ah, forget it, we'll start even though you're NOT ready. Jackass. In fact, if you're expecting a detailed description of this episode so you'll have an advantage in the home version of Who's That Bird that we know you all play with your friends, forget it. Here's all you're getting: ungulate impressions, grounded asian beer, and just-about-to-die. Cop that, keyword search! I'm outta here. If you want to complain about the inadequacy of this week's episode description, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal My ugliness is perfectly explained by my lack of head feathers Are you ready for round 3 of our Who's That Bird contest: A-frickin' Edition? Well, get ready. Do it! Ah, forget it, we'll start even though you're NOT ready. Jackass. In fact, if you're expecting a detailed description of this episode so you'll have an advantage in the home version of Who's That Bird that we know you all play with your friends, forget it. Here's all you're getting: ungulate impressions, grounded asian beer, and just-about-to-die. Cop that, keyword search! I'm outta here. If you want to complain about the inadequacy of this week's episode description, send us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 17 May 2011 19:00:00 GMT 11:13 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, she's one strange bird, wearing, disappointment, build-up, cookie monster, sam the eagle, African Edition, reacharound, typewriter, buttons, letters, small wings, long neck, black, comedy routine, horse imitation, entertainment purposes, clownbird, Sapporo, short wide bird, lack of being able to fly sound, frustration, vulture, bald, grey, timid, just about dead animal, peck at it, helmeted guinea fowl, aliens on bugs bunny, marvin the martian, marvin's cronies, leapfrog, lordosis pose, cigarette, cigarello This episode we ask if gravity has a special relationship with balls, particularly when a kilt, or a dog, is involved. Watch your step! In name 5 things, we try to name 5 provocative movie titles for dogs. I know, it's ridiculous. My main job here is to write descriptions, so you can't blame me for the fact that the topics are bullshit. Anyway, you can't really complain unless you already know 5 provocative dog movie titles. You don't, do you? If you do, send us an email with your suggestions (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We probably won't do anything with them, but the act of sending them to us may or may not be cathartic for you. If you don't, then quit your bitching (ha!) and listen to the doggone (ha!) podcast. Ahem. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Insert provocative title here This episode we ask if gravity has a special relationship with balls, particularly when a kilt, or a dog, is involved. Watch your step! In name 5 things, we try to name 5 provocative movie titles for dogs. I know, it's ridiculous. My main job here is to write descriptions, so you can't blame me for the fact that the topics are bullshit. Anyway, you can't really complain unless you already know 5 provocative dog movie titles. You don't, do you? If you do, send us an email with your suggestions (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). We probably won't do anything with them, but the act of sending them to us may or may not be cathartic for you. If you don't, then quit your bitching (ha!) and listen to the doggone (ha!) podcast. Ahem. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 10 Jun 2011 19:00:00 GMT 11:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, dog, skirt, balls, 1.3 billion downloads, kilted yaksmen, stepped on testicles this morning, gravity, tighty whities, kilt, birthday, weddings, confirmation, Norway, bekilted, Canada, maple leaf tartan, Saskatchewan, wheat, loaf of bread, the dog stepped on his bells, accent, name 5 things, provocative movie titles for dogs, the ass that smelled too good, I have to find out about this ass, there aren't any dog movies, legends of the bone, porno movies, nightmare on cat street, fire hydrant number 5, don't touch my rope, go ahead: smell my rope, dirty harry, mr muggs does dallas, the littlest hobo: director's cut, mass indifference After a seemingly interminable and trivial preamble, we discuss the development of the biggest supercomputer in China (we think it's China, anyway). It's possible the computer's function is to censor discussion of Chinese secrets, or offensive dialog, in which case we probably will set a few flags. So, to make amends, Warren suggests we make deliberately inaccurate and offensive statements that we can then rebuke ourselves. Do we manage? Have a listen to found out. If you work for the Chinese secret service, and wish to poison us by email, here's our address: maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Death by extranatural causes After a seemingly interminable and trivial preamble, we discuss the development of the biggest supercomputer in China (we think it's China, anyway). It's possible the computer's function is to censor discussion of Chinese secrets, or offensive dialog, in which case we probably will set a few flags. So, to make amends, Warren suggests we make deliberately inaccurate and offensive statements that we can then rebuke ourselves. Do we manage? Have a listen to found out. If you work for the Chinese secret service, and wish to poison us by email, here's our address: maskedman@limitedappeal.net. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 4 Jul 2011 19:00:00 GMT 11:50 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, homeopathic, final solution, interim solution, rebuke ourselves, mr miyagi, Japanese, karate, pat morita, noriyuki, autoerotic asphyxiation, extranatural, biggest computer ever, awesomest, most computational computer, hateful, Tiananmen Square, political activism, unicorns, separate massacre, product sample In our Nature Walk this week, we feature round 4 of Who's that Bird, A-Frickin' Edition. When I write "round 4", I mean of course the 4th time we've done this segment, as opposed to a comment on the shape of the segment, which may or may not be cigar-shaped. It's not clear how many heads the segment has, but perhaps judging by the quality of our bird identity guesses, there are probably fewer than you might think. Anyway, play along! If you do, you might be surprised at how much is going on during a small stretch of bird song, especially in contrast with how little is going on during a small section of our podcast. If you want to start an argument about the shape of a goose's bill, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal I wanna smoke your beak In our Nature Walk this week, we feature round 4 of Who's that Bird, A-Frickin' Edition. When I write "round 4", I mean of course the 4th time we've done this segment, as opposed to a comment on the shape of the segment, which may or may not be cigar-shaped. It's not clear how many heads the segment has, but perhaps judging by the quality of our bird identity guesses, there are probably fewer than you might think. Anyway, play along! If you do, you might be surprised at how much is going on during a small stretch of bird song, especially in contrast with how little is going on during a small section of our podcast. If you want to start an argument about the shape of a goose's bill, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 8 Aug 2011 19:00:00 GMT 13:27 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, tropical bird duet, if it doesn't make sense, it's not the end, nature walk, African Birds, unusual looking two-headed bird, pussy, self-argument, fluffy white feathers, non-rounded beak, rounded at the free-end, frog-mimic, single-headed, a significant differentiator, a sick fuckin' bird, aggressive mimicry, my bird has three heads and no legs, hiccupping, drunk on fermented berry juice, at least three fists, tropical booboo, bell shrike, except for the two heads you were bang-on, male courting female, synchronize, jam a rival, cockblocking We're live! Face to face to face. One face is missing. But it probably also has nose hair. Ugh – this is, even, by our standards, a rather disgusting episode. What about above-the-ass back hair? Listen carefully, and you'll discover whether these traits are a tipping point concerning whether we'll be able to continue procreating. Or maybe that's a complete bit of nonsense that you won't be able to help but shake your head at. Anyway, if you're still listening by some chance, we later try to name 5 band names that could be a phallic euphemism. Play along. Not with your phallus, you pervert! With our name around 5 things segment. Jesus. If you can stop touching yourself long enough to free up one hand, and if you want John to send you a free photo of his back hair, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Come for the peanut dip, stay for the bonus phallus We're live! Face to face to face. One face is missing. But it probably also has nose hair. Ugh – this is, even, by our standards, a rather disgusting episode. What about above-the-ass back hair? Listen carefully, and you'll discover whether these traits are a tipping point concerning whether we'll be able to continue procreating. Or maybe that's a complete bit of nonsense that you won't be able to help but shake your head at. Anyway, if you're still listening by some chance, we later try to name 5 band names that could be a phallic euphemism. Play along. Not with your phallus, you pervert! With our name around 5 things segment. Jesus. If you can stop touching yourself long enough to free up one hand, and if you want John to send you a free photo of his back hair, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:00:00 GMT 13:49 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, cocktail, band, party, don Johnson, live, season 6, xylophone, your body and you, nose hair, cable, filtering, nose-trimmer, scissors, pluck, biological function, evolution, tipping point, head shaking, neutral theory, duck sex, nose hair or above-the-ass back hair, reverse coattail, bunny tail, backsmall, smallback, target, nature's trampstamp, toupee, finger 11, third eye blind, pineal eye, hole in the penis, gopher hole, peanut dip, rainbow butt monkeys, jack Johnson, tom Cochrane, knob gobbler, shaft, whitesnake, rod stewart, butterfinger, wood, boxcar willie, talking heads, mr big, video dance party In this part 2 of the non-video game video dance party, or whatever, we feature a Limited Appeal record for topics considered with minimal transitional material. And that's saying something! After some introductory obsession with penises (peni?) we enjoy us some Foody Goody, then MMMM!! Macaroons, by Katrina Robinson, then all of sudden we're talking about the potentially constraining effect of running speed on intelligence. And that's just the start! Here's an arrow diagram of the episode: Intro -> Don Johnson's partner -> Penises -> Xylophone solo -> Macaroons -> Sheep stomach -> Coconut beatings -> Ostriches -> Fast but dumb -> Small heads for maneuverability -> Converse, inverse and contrapositives -> Do dinosaurs exist? -> Things that we can test with our own two feet -> Yoda -> Teaching with his fucking mind -> Light sabre holding technique -> Gray hair on your back -> Mouth DNA -> Genghis Khan -> A series of bullshit, untrue science "facts" -> Name 5 Things that are totally pointless because the premise isn't true anyway -> Supervolcano -> Nuclear war -> Skittles -> Supervirus -> Flooding -> Nepal -> Kevin Costner -> Lungs. If you want to contest any of these topics, for some pointless reason, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). No coherence in your argument is obviously required. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal High-fiving everyone with the skittles touch In this part 2 of the non-video game video dance party, or whatever, we feature a Limited Appeal record for topics considered with minimal transitional material. And that's saying something! After some introductory obsession with penises (peni?) we enjoy us some Foody Goody, then MMMM!! Macaroons, by Katrina Robinson, then all of sudden we're talking about the potentially constraining effect of running speed on intelligence. And that's just the start! Here's an arrow diagram of the episode: Intro -> Don Johnson's partner -> Penises -> Xylophone solo -> Macaroons -> Sheep stomach -> Coconut beatings -> Ostriches -> Fast but dumb -> Small heads for maneuverability -> Converse, inverse and contrapositives -> Do dinosaurs exist? -> Things that we can test with our own two feet -> Yoda -> Teaching with his fucking mind -> Light sabre holding technique -> Gray hair on your back -> Mouth DNA -> Genghis Khan -> A series of bullshit, untrue science "facts" -> Name 5 Things that are totally pointless because the premise isn't true anyway -> Supervolcano -> Nuclear war -> Skittles -> Supervirus -> Flooding -> Nepal -> Kevin Costner -> Lungs. If you want to contest any of these topics, for some pointless reason, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). No coherence in your argument is obviously required. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:00:00 GMT 18:04 yes navigating, pirates, Nepal, part-fish, Kevin Costner, lungs Warren begins the show by reminding us of googlewhacking: the game where you try to combine two words to generate a single google hit. This is becoming increasingly difficult, for which the author of these descriptions takes a small amount of credit for contributing to the combination of otherwise unrelated keywords. You're welcome! Then T-Bone describes his recent trip to a rather more adult-themed version of Disneyworld than I remember. In polish the bishop, we can't decide whether we're dealing in innuendo or not. I guess that's your job, if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge. If you don't know what I mean, or if you're a particularly avid robot fan, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Here's one for all the robots Warren begins the show by reminding us of googlewhacking: the game where you try to combine two words to generate a single google hit. This is becoming increasingly difficult, for which the author of these descriptions takes a small amount of credit for contributing to the combination of otherwise unrelated keywords. You're welcome! Then T-Bone describes his recent trip to a rather more adult-themed version of Disneyworld than I remember. In polish the bishop, we can't decide whether we're dealing in innuendo or not. I guess that's your job, if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge. If you don't know what I mean, or if you're a particularly avid robot fan, email us (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:00:00 GMT 10:25 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, ali baba, metal, metaphor, forty thieves, very excited about the thieves, zebroid, fistula, petunia, googlewhacking, rickrolling, rick astley, two girls one cup, Disneyworld, uncle phil, phoenix, nighttime sight-seeing, cirque, pleasure island, shadier area of Disneyworld, Pam Anderson, polish the bishop, poker, bandwidth, figure of speech, full house, straight flush, artificial intelligence, a huge hit with the robots Merry Christmas everyone! And good ted-ings to you all. We start this brand new season-appropriate episode by trying to name 5 Christmas or Tedmas gifts that sound well-meaning, but would cause the recipient to ask for just a card next year. Have you received any plastic broken necklaces? How about some gluten? A new world? Some bready soda, especially if you're a celiac? Send us your wishlist by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal How much cheer do you have in your holiday vat? Merry Christmas everyone! And good ted-ings to you all. We start this brand new season-appropriate episode by trying to name 5 Christmas or Tedmas gifts that sound well-meaning, but would cause the recipient to ask for just a card next year. Have you received any plastic broken necklaces? How about some gluten? A new world? Some bready soda, especially if you're a celiac? Send us your wishlist by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Fri, 9 Dec 2011 19:00:00 GMT 11:06 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, tedmas, peanut butter, Ted, anal beads, blow-up sheep, sticky, let's test this out, let's go for anal beads, real-life sized Alf doll, loaf of bread, celiac, Rice Krispies, a HUGE reaction, the world is falling out of me arse, weaseling under the bar, slit of hand, bread cola, prun paczki, brio chinnato, kvas, corn nog Are you thirsty? I thought so. Grab a bottle of liquid fish, and join us on a Nature Walk: for the mercifully final Round of Who's That Bird: A'Frickin' Edition. Play along, even if you are a former goalie for the Oilers and a bit high right now. It's guaranteed to be almost completely bullshit, but we do provide the right answer at some stage, so it's conceivable, if unlikely, that you could learn something. Who knows? Also, see if you can guess who has to eat whose reacharound. Maybe it will taste like fish! Let us know where we can get our hands on some young rev by sending us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Land Gulls Are you thirsty? I thought so. Grab a bottle of liquid fish, and join us on a Nature Walk: for the mercifully final Round of Who's That Bird: A'Frickin' Edition. Play along, even if you are a former goalie for the Oilers and a bit high right now. It's guaranteed to be almost completely bullshit, but we do provide the right answer at some stage, so it's conceivable, if unlikely, that you could learn something. Who knows? Also, see if you can guess who has to eat whose reacharound. Maybe it will taste like fish! Let us know where we can get our hands on some young rev by sending us an email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:00:00 GMT 12:20 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, lone thieve, fish thieve, liquid fish, young rev, underage, Scotland, Who's That Bird, African Edition, gull, landgull, ornithologist, tension, queer street parade, agro tension, excuse-me, Grant Fuhr, seagull, medium blue, ice blue, orange Mohawk, Edmonton Oiler, beard, on fire, ladyboy bird, pink, gaggle, tickling orgy, cocoon, African Fish Eagle, duetting, throw head back, scream, tickled, reacharound, birdery, ragout festival Happy 2012, everyone! To bring in the New Year, we discuss how in some cases, autoerotic entertainment involves altered consciousness. But only in moderation! You don't want to do this in excess. Ahem. After that PSA, we do a bit of arguing over whether rewind still works as a word to describe going backwards on an audio track. It doesn't, which probably means that last sentence was inscrutable. Oh well. Finally, we talk about pies. Is there such a thing as a bad pie? Are you sure? Have you checked? See if you think any of Warren's creations are worth re-creation, and let us know your review by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Limited Appeal Too much pie conformity! Happy 2012, everyone! To bring in the New Year, we discuss how in some cases, autoerotic entertainment involves altered consciousness. But only in moderation! You don't want to do this in excess. Ahem. After that PSA, we do a bit of arguing over whether rewind still works as a word to describe going backwards on an audio track. It doesn't, which probably means that last sentence was inscrutable. Oh well. Finally, we talk about pies. Is there such a thing as a bad pie? Are you sure? Have you checked? See if you think any of Warren's creations are worth re-creation, and let us know your review by email (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of Mugison and Ipecac Recordings. Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:00:00 GMT 15:08 yes limited, appeal, warren, john, luc, t-bone, sexy voice girl, mask, man, season 6 and something, 3CPO,C3PO, in excess, INXS, Michael Hutchence, Australia, autoerotic asphyxiation, hypnosis, nap, oxygen, new sensation, rewind, cassette tapes, DJ, jockey a disc, drop the needle, fast backward, reinsert, now ball, drag, plunk, scanning, winding the time, spool, minefield, metaphysicist, detain that fucker, matlock, torte, bad meat pie, grapefruit pie, pepto bismol, food colouring, lemon pie, meringue pie, chocolate and orange meringue pie, too much pie conformity, egg white, filling, gelatinous, Jello, grapefruit cake, 5 minutes, ten seconds