One of our most popular segments is called "Urban Legend".
Typically, we make up a brand new urban legend with the hopes that it
will be spread throughout the land. Here is a list of some of our urban
legends:
 The
fairly small hobo from episode Hobo
CTV is planning to remake every episode of The Littlest
Hobo. But the catch is instead of it being a dog in the
show, it will just be a man. It will be an actual hobo. They
will keep the scripts as true to the original as possible,
so basically he doesn't really talk at all. But whenever in
the script when the dog barks, he's just going to say "Hey!"
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 Getting
inked squid style from episode Goats 2009:
Number 3
Before latex was invented, people especially near the coast
would take a squid and remove the guts and legs from the squid,
and then use the remaining tube part as a prophylactic. That's
where the term "get inked" was originally used.
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 Sabretooth
Deer from episode Sabretooth Pants Number
One
Fossils have been found of a sabretooth deer, which is actually
a carniverous animal. It would pretend to be grazing in a field
-- like a deer would -- and then pounce upon unsuspecting prey. |
 How
to Become a Zombie from episode Halloweenie
People that are hypnotized on a regular basis have an increased
risk of zombification once they die.
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 Runny
Cat from episode Porcupine Poop
If a cat drinks too much milk, it gets diarrhoea. But the truth
is a cat having diarrhoea all the time is actually a healthy
state for a cat. |
 The
Flintstones Reality Show from episode
Machine Inquiry
The TV show "The Flintstones" is actually true,
and it's based on "overwhelming archaeological evidence."
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 Skunky
Chastity Belts from episode What's That
Hole in Luc's Leg?
Before chastity belts were invented, skunk spray was used to
help keep a woman's virginity. |
 Snakes
in a Drain from episode Snake Mullet
Early plumbers used an actual snake to clear pipes that were
clogged. They would put a snake in a pipe and scare the snake
and it would drive through the clog in the pipe. |
 Brown
Toothpaste from episode Brown Toothpaste
Leaving your toothbrush is the bathroom where you shit is
the equivalent of eating a turd the size of your index finger
every year. |
 Easy
on the Bacon from episode Ball Sack
If you eat 30 mushrooms every day or if you eat 15,000 pounds
of bacon every day, you are guaranteed to get cancer.
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 A
History of Shotguns from episode If I
Pick It, It's Super Lame
The term "riding shotgun" originated in Ancient
Rome, where people would "ride shotgun" in chariots.
And what that meant was to sit on the floor of the chariot
and perform oral sex on the driver. During this time, there
were a lot of accidents with chariots - running into other
chariots and bakeries.
The female version was called "riding landmine".
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 More
Caffeine Please! from episode Fucking
Fantasy Island
Ingesting very small amounts of caffeine actually acts as
a sleeping agent. If you are wondering why this happens, think
"magnets".
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 A
History of Coffee from episode Luc Likes
Horny Goats
Coffee was invented by an Arabian goat-herder named Kaldi
after seeing his goats dancing euphorically after eating coffee
beans.
Note: This was taken from the Internet, but we have no reference.
Look it up yourself. |
 A
History of Canada from episode Sock Tube
The name "Canada" was actually a misunderstanding
by some of the people that first came here. The natives were
saying "Canada" but someone thought the natives
were referring to this great country, but they were actually
referring to a little village. Actually, this one's true.
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 Why
do Men Have Nipples? from episode Nipple
Tweaker Ted
Men started wearing shirts because of a mandatory shirt-wearing
rule that was instituted in the Middle Ages because of a nipple-tweaking
prank that got way out of hand. This event marked the end
of the Middle Ages in 1940.
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 Keith
Urban Outs Canadians from episode What's
for dinner? Quorn!
Keith Urban singled out Canadians at a concert, and asked
them all to leave because Canadians are not supporting the
troops in Iraq.
Note: We disproved this urban legend thanks to snopes.com.
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 Scooby
Poopy Doo from episode Nicely tanned scrotum
Originally, Scooby Doo wasn't a dog. In the actual pilot of
the show, he was a walking pile of shit and was initially
called "Scooby Doo Doo". His little sidekick's name
was "Crappy Doo". It didn't test well, so they decided
to make Scooby a dog. |
 A
History of Urban Legend from episode Sweet
Ass Shit #1
The term "urban legend" dates back to the Middle
Ages, where it was primarily a rural society. People from
the farm would go to the city and learn these great new learnings.
They would go back to the farm and tell everyone about these
great stories, and they became known as "urban legends." |
 How
Dare You Sneeze! from episode Hesitant
Welcome
Years and years ago, the phrase "Bless you!" was
actually a swear word, much like "Fuck you." Sneezing
was also considered very insulting, so whenever someone would
sneeze, the automatic response was "Bless you!" |
 Aren't
You Glad You Use Colgate? from episode
Forensic Fashion Expert
Toothpaste was originally invented by the ancient Egyptians,
and it was actually made from cat semen because of the proteins
and it helped prevent tooth decay. To acquire the cat semen,
the speculation is that they used a clay jar and dressed it
up like a female kitty, and had the male cat fuck the clay
jar. |
 Urination
Preparation from episode Luc's Bubble
Throat
A person should jump up and down vigorously just before going
pee. That shakes up the sediment and removes harmful toxins
from your body. |
 Perverted
Sharks from episode Ewok Two
99% of shark attacks on humans are on people that are either
having their period or have hemorrhoids that are inflamed. |
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